Dictionary of New Terms

Compiled by students in the History of the English Language classes taught at Hope College by Prof. Curtis Gruenler, 1997-2004. Entries have been only slightly edited. Comments may be directed to gruenler@hope.edu.

411 n. Usually posed as a question meaning "What’s the information?" Derived from the number formerly dialed to reach information. Used among young people when planning evening activities. "Hey, did you get the 411 from you mother?"

academic placenta n. The last of one’s academic ideology that exists in one’s first years as a professional in the real world. "That new guy is insufferable. He really needs to shed his academic placenta and figure out how things really work around here." Used by those in the business world. See: www.sabram.com/site/slang.html.

Adam and Eve vb. British slang word used in place of believe. "I couldn’t Adam and Eve it!" Typical of rhyming Cockney slang. See: http://www.geezer.demon.co.uk/a-e.htm.

aggro v.i. The event of a video game enemy targeting a player’s avatar for attack. The term is common among players of online multiplayer computer games, particularly EverQuest. The term is a shorted form of aggressive, because the aggroed enemy becomes aggressive towards the player’s avatar. My character was fine until the dark elf aggroed on him and killed him.

AGMs acronym Attention getting mechanisms, such as tapping a pencil on a desk, talking out of turn, or any other attention-seeking behavior displayed by a student. Background from Linda Albert’s book, Cooperative Discipline, pg. 23 "Attention-seeking students are equipped with tricks I call AGMs-attention getting mechanisms."

airborne v. intr. A technical term used by the even year pull team. When the pullers are on the rope, one might say, "Airborne, lets fly." This means to get the rope up off the ground on the next heave. This word also gets everyone on the team excited and crazy.

albines adj. The state of being extremely white. Very pale skin color. Opposite of neegs (see neegs entry). Derived from the term "albino" meaning "a human being deficient in pigmentation resulting in milky or translucent skin. Scarcely used by West Michigan High School students. "That girl needs to get in the sun; she’s Albines."

all about phrasal v. To be excited about something. Used especially by 1998 Dykstra Hall clusters 3-1 and 3-2 residents, and also by many teenagers and young adults. "I am all about double fudge chocolate cake at midnight."

Ancapper n. A member of the unofficial Hope College organization known as ANCAP (Anti-Nazi Chapel And Proud). Used primarily by members of the Hope College community to describe a person based on her or his religious beliefs and/or feelings regarding the Hope College chapel program. "Bob hates chapel. He’s an Ancapper." The noun Ancap is also used as an adjective in place of Ancapper. "She’s pretty liberal. Do you thing she’s an Ancap?"

angerball n. Someone who is excessively angry or frustrated at a certain moment. Can be used in any applicable situation, but most prevalently used if a relationship is being discussed. "Roger, don’t be an angerball." (Movie Playing By Heart, 1998).

arctic adj. To be in vast emptiness, loneliness or void, referring to emotions. "After the death of my dog I felt completely arctic."

assassins n. A game played by several members of Voorhees Hall. Players receive the name of a "target," and in turn, their name is given as a target to another player. The player’s objective is to assassinate their targets before they are assassinated themselves. The only equipment needed is an object to represent a gun. "Hey, are you playing Assassins?" "I’m sorry, but that’s classified information."

attackle, v.t. A mock-threatening attack on an individual, usually including some form of physical contact. Often involves tickling or pillow projectiles. Primarily used regarding the interaction of friends. Combined from “attack” and “tackle.” “When her old friend entered the room she launched herself up and attackled him.”

avatar n. The person or object controlled by a player of a video game. Most often used in first-person shooters like Half-life and role-playing games like EverQuest. Adapted from avatar in the sense of manifestation, as the game avatar is a manifestation of the player. Ty, why does your avatar look like Britney Spears

B.F.E. [B(eyond) F(ar) E(gypt)] n. Referring to somewhere that is far away. Commonly found in the vocabulary of young adults from the suburban Midwest. Used by college students who have to park their cars in Siberia (the Hope College parking lot furthest from campus—see 1998 list). "Have fun in B.F.E. and try to come back and see us when you get too cold."

baboso n. A tactless person. One who performs tasteless activities. Borrowed from the Spanish adj. "babosa" meaning "drooling." Term is used among young people in school hallways. "I can’t believe he cursed in front of the priest. What a baboso." 

bachi adj. Gross or disgusting. This term was used by one person at Camp Geneva this summer, and was passed to all of the counselors, who now use it at their respective schools. "That rotten banana is bachi!" "Eww, bachi!"

backne n. Acne or pimples found on a person’s back. This term is commonly used among young people. Developed to refer to acne on specific parts of the body, such as the back. Others are armne, thighne, chestne, etc. “I have some major backne, it better go away before formal.”

bad n. Mistake, error; usually one done by a person, as in "my bad." "My bad—I forgot to take out the trash." This usage is most likely an adaptation of the adjective bad.

badaud interjection Used to describe an incident, attitude or situation that is unbelievable, unspeakable. This term is used to express disbelief or to avoid talking about a certain topic or subject that makes one feel uncomfortable or irritated. It can be found in use among college students, specifically at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor, MI. "I heard somebody say that Melissa is going to dump you, dude." "Badaud! We’re practically married!"

bag on v. tr. The act of picking on someone or something. College-age males who tease others are likely to be the biggest "baggers." "Don’t bag on the sweater my grandma gave me."

baldwin n. A very handsome or attractive male. Used by teenage girls to talk about boys they think are cute. Developed from the Baldwin brothers: Alec, William, and Stephen, who are actors and notably attractive according to female audiences and the media. "Have you seen the new guy on the third floor? What a baldwin!" "He’s such a Baldwin." (movie Clueless, 1995)

ballistic adj. State of utter frenzy and craziness due to some unexpected or unusual circumstance. "She was going ballistic after having found out that she had three papers and two exams due the next day!" This term’s previous definition, as found in the Oxford American Dictionary, is the scientific study of firearms or of the motion or flight characteristics of projectiles. People might have related a person undergoing this state (behaving in a disorganized and almost chaotic fashion) to what bullets do (in some circumstances).

banana n. Tool with mini-speakers used to track tone through copper wire. Technical name: inductive amplifier. Banana way have originated due to its shape or because it’s easier to say than inductive amplifier. Used solely by workers in the telecommunications field.

band-aid n. A fan that travels with a music group as they tour. Often helps the group by keeping up their morale, encouraging them, partying with them, etc. This term originated in the movie “Almost Famous,” 2000. “We are not groupies, we are band-aids.”

bang it up v. int. To decide to buy something, often without contemplation. Possibly comes from the term “ring it up.” Used often by young to middle-aged men, seemingly to encourage their wives or girlfriends to stop taking so long in the store. “I wasn’t going to buy the expensive hair gel, but I did after my boyfriend said, ‘Come on, just bang it up.’”

banshee n. A reference to extreme pain. The modern usage of this word was probably derived from a Celtic folklore in which a female spirit was believed to wail outside a hose as a warning that a death will soon occur in the family. Most commonly used in the phrase "It hurts like a banshee."

barefooter, n. A word used at Hope College to describe a number of students who prefer to abstain from wearing shoes until it is too cold not to. First heard Fall ’04. “Those barefooters think they’re so cool. They just do it for attention.”

barf-o-rama adj. A response to something unpleasant. Expression used mainly by teens to say something is repulsive. Borrowed from the slang term ‘barf,’ implying something is unpleasant. "Look at her outfit, barf-o-rama!"

barista n. A person who works behind a bar or counter at a coffee house. Listed as a job description in the Seattle Times: "Wanted: Barista for night shift." "Wanted: day Barista for local coffee house."

barker n. Something that is horrible and a waste of time. Commonly used when discussing movies, books, or events. Probably derived from the similar use of use of "dog." "I just went and saw that movie. Avoid it at all costs. It was a total barker."

basta n. A pasta dish that is covered with cheese, then baked. Because this dish is baked, the p is removed from pasta and then replaced with a b. My family has always used this because that is what I called it when I was younger. "Mom, can we have basta for dinner? I love it when you cook the pasta in the oven and the cheese is melted on top."

beak adj. or expletive Bad. Used by employees of a summer camp in upstate New York to avoid swearing in front of the children. Origin unknown, but has been used for years. "Beak! I hit my thumb with a hammer." or "I’ve had such a beak day today."

beast adj. The best. Term used between friends to say something is awesome or to show their approval. "That new album is beast! I have to buy it!" "Beast! I can’t believe you guys did that for me."

beastie adj. Mean, nasty, or obnoxious – usually in reference to a person. This word most likely derives its meaning from the word "beast" or "beastly," describing the somewhat animal crudeness of human behavior at times. " My mom was being so beastie today, she practically bit my head off!" In some contexts restricted to negative judgments of female appearance.

beaughetto, \bu-'žet-to\ adj. Beautifully ghetto. Combination of the words “beautiful” and “ghetto.” Originating among minority groups in inner-city Detroit, this term expresses profound appreciation for that which is distinctly urban. “Did you see that homeboy’s ride? That is beaughetto, baby!”

belly adj. An instinctual reaction to a situation. This term is part of the local jargon at a drug treatment center in New York City. The jargon is used to give the patients a sense of belonging. Basically, it is like a foreign language, therefore, outsiders are incapable of understanding it without interpretations. "It was belly of me to haul off and punch him since he was egging me on with his sarcastic comments."

benjamins n.pl. A one hundred dollar bill. Slang term for money, mainly used in urban areas to say someone has a lot of money. It’s origin stems from the name of the man who is on the one hundred dollar bill, Benjamin Franklin. "Ah girl, look at him, he’s got the benjamins honey."

benout, adj. Used to describe someone feeling under the weather, but not quite sick. Used often in Dutch communities. “She’s just feeling a little benout today.” From Dutch “benauwd,” derived from “nauw,” meaning narrowed. Parallel in meaning to archaic English “straitened,” in a narrow place or under pressure, and can also refer to a feeling of claustrophobia or needing more air (as in “Ik ben zoo benauwd in de kerk” or “’Tis zoo benauwd in de kerk!”). [Thanks to Prof. Kathleen Verduin for notes on this.]

betty n. A beautiful or attractive female. Used mainly by teenagers, teenage slang. Possibly related to Betty of the Archie comics, Betty Boop, or simply a girl’s name. "Wasn’t my mom a betty?" (movie Clueless, 1995) "She’s not a total betty…but…(movie Clueless, 1995)

bif v. intrans. The state of falling on the ground fast and painfully. Most commonly used by younger communities. "Don’t bif it," or in past tense, "Man, she really biffed it on her mountain bike while going down that huge hill!"

biffy n. A portable outhouse. Used by some Minnesotans, derived from the portable outhouse company whose call letters are B.F.E. “I never use biffies unless I REALLY have to go.”

Big Nasty n. A term of endearment used by many Hope College students. Used rather than ‘dude’ or ‘buddy’. Thought to have originated in a Dykstra Cluster in 1997, but is often claimed by different parties. "Hey, Big Nasty! Where have you been all day?"

binky n. A pacifier. "Binky" suggests a strong attachment. Sometimes generalized to other infant or toddler toys, such as a blanket. "When I was a baby, I couldn’t live without my binky."

bite me A figure of speech indication annoyance or disgust. Person 1: "Hey, would you mind emptying out the dishwasher, reloading it, taking out the trash, and wiping down the counters." Person 2: "Bite me!" It may have come from the fact that being bitten is not a pleasant occurrence. However, it is not the most vulgar act imaginable. Therefore, most people use it as a substitution for more vulgar words.

bite v.i., v.t. To plagiarize. Derivation unknown; possible an adaptation of the slang term that bites!, expressing discontent with a situation. First used by New York graffiti artists; usage has since spread.

biz-witch n. Playful name used between male friends to show disapproval of his actions or statements. "Hey, biz-witch, I told you to never again eat salad on my bed."

blast interjection A figure of speech that designates disappointment. It is often used in a light-hearted way, however, and is almost always followed by a exclamation mark (or the voice inflection thereof). "Blast! I ran out of milk for my cereal."

blechy adj. Gross and repulsive, especially referring to taste. Used by small children and people who like to use the same terms as small children. "That liver was blechy!"

bling adj. Something that is nice or fresh. A compliment used in Detroit. "You have a bling car. Can you take me for a ride?"

bling-bling n. Something which shines or sparkles, often because encrusted with diamonds or other precious materials; articles meant, through their shininess, to attract attention. Encountered in October 2002 Kankakee, IL: “Did you see Harry’s new Rolex? He’s all about the bling-bling!” Refer also to urban.origin.http://www.designmethod.com/bling, a website concerning one man’s modifications to PC cases using metallic and bright paints (as well as a fully-functioning Furby).

blinkyfast adj. A person who is very much under the influence of alcohol. He/she is beyond the safe level of intoxication. This word originated from the TKE fraternity house on Georgia Tech’s campus in Atlanta, Georgia. Certain fraternity brothers began using this under the circumstances of extreme intoxication. "That man is blinkyfast, he has had 24 beers in the fast five hours!"

blob v. To lounge in an abandoned way, to completely relax the body and mind. May or may not involve sleeping and covering one’s body and head with a blanket. Related to blob in the sense of soft mass; indistinct form. Originated in the LaBarge family in Holland, Michigan. "Hey, are you blobbing on the couch again? Good for you!"

blog 1.n. an online journal. Here’s the HTML code that will allow your results to be displayed in your LiveJournal or blog. 2. v.i. the act of writing in an online journal. And after reading this, you can go blog about it as much as you want. Derived from weblog, a website’s account of updates and changes. Owners of personal websites often use their weblog as a journal of sorts to record their thoughts and doings. Shortened to blog. Keepers of blogs are often referred to as bloggers. Used primarily by the more savvy internet users.

blood n. Used to describe someone that an individual is friends with. The term is most commonly found among teenagers. It is possibly derived from the term "blood brothers" or to the use of blood for someone you are related to or for someone who is of the same ethnic background as you. "She’s my blood, we do everything together."

blowboater n. An individual who owns any type of sailboat. This name was given by motorboat owners, such as yachts, to those who own sailboats because of the need for wind to "blow" the boat in order for it to move. This term originated from a wealthy yacht club south of Holland. "Look at that blowboater stuck out in the middle of the late. Bet he hopes the wind picks up. Ha, ha!"

blows chunks vb. Implying that something or some occurrence is not pleasant, congenial or agreeable with someone or someone’s taste (preference). "That just blows chunks! You shouldn’t have to run six miles for health dynamics."

bo, n. A nickname. Slang for boyfriend or girlfriend. Commonly used to express feelings of romantic interest, or love. “She’s my bo.” “Hey bo, could you help me with dinner?”

bodelicious adj. Used to refer to someone who is cute in a quirky way or exhibiting Robert Bode-like qualities. Used by girls who are close friends with and/or dating Robert Bode. Originally used by Barb Stodden in reference to Robert Bode. “The song guys were so bodelicious when they did that skit tonight.”

bogger n. Irish slang pejorative for a person from the country. A rural person. Often associated with a rural accent, vocabulary, or farm background. Derived from bog, the marshy peat-field that many rural Irish traditionally harvested for fuel peat. "You bogger, can’t you say ‘tea’ without sounding like a hillbilly?"

bomb adj. A person who does not meet your standards because they are not good looking, do not use the right slang, did something to offend you, etc. "That guy over there is so bomb. Those clothes he's wearing haven't been cool since the '80s." Note: There may be a reversal with bomb (adj.) and the bomb (n.). It seems that no one wants to take the time to put the "the" in front of bomb when saying that one is cool. There are no written or confirmed sources for this phenomenon.

bomb n. Anything exceptional, good. "That party, it was the bomb." An application of the atom bomb concept to describe everyday, albeit extraordinary events or objects, and sometimes people.

bomb-diggidy n. The name or title given to someone or something for being extraordinary, extra special, or completely awesome. It is used in junior high schools through colleges across state by those who desire to express themselves with unique words. "That was an incredible game you played! You’re totally the bomb-diggidy!"

bones n. Dollars, cash, or money in the form of single dollars. Generally used for describing economic goods worth under $1,000. Used casually or in advertising. "It’s five bones for a pizza."

bonk v. To fail or give up in a high profile, stressful situation. Typically used in the world of sports when an athlete does not perform well under pressure. "Don’t bonk!" (used in the commercial for PoweradeÔ; for the 2000 Summer Olympics).

boo n. A word that describes someone who is ‘their boy,’ or friend. This slang word comes from the Detroit area. "Hey boo, what ya doing later?"

booboo n. Someone just out of college who places too much emphasis on following procedures and not enough emphasis on getting the job done. "Look at booboo, he's asking Mr. Smith (a supervisor) to look over his plans." The term probably came from comparisons made to Yogi Bear's younger sidekick, Booboo. Booboo is younger than Yogi and was always underfoot.

booch n. The buttocks, when in reference to the action of scootching (cf. ‘scootch’). "Scootch your booch! There’s room for me next to you."

boot adj. Ugly, tactless, undesirable. A shortened version of the slang term ‘booty’. Of high school hallway origin. Term is used to refer to a person or object, which exemplifies or engages in tactless behavior. "Look at Mandy’s dress. It is so boot."

booty butt n. An insult. The worst thing to be called and ender of an argument. Taken from the idea that white people do not want to have large bottoms. Used and coined among the Carlson family, it has reached limited usage among friends and acquaintances of that family. Mommy! She called me a booty butt!

bootylicious adj. Used to describe someone or part of the body that is attractive. Used in the song “Bootylicious” by Destiny’s child, which is part of popular hip-hop music listed to primarily by young people. “That girl is bootylicious.”

booyah interjection Said to express a feeling of domination by an individual who has just done something significantly good, while competing against another individual, especially in sports or video games. This word was invented by the African American community in the Los Angeles area of southern California. "Booyah, you ain’t no match for me."

boudah n. The name given to one’s belly or stomach when it protrudes very noticeable from the body due to an excess of fat buildup around the midsection. This word originates from high school football in 1995. "Look at that guy! He has a big ‘ole boudah!"

bounce, v. To leave or to exit. Term is used by young people, normally at social gatherings. “This party’s lame, let’s bounce.”

bout it A figure of speech that signifies when one is agreeable to a situation. "Are you going to the game tonight? I'm bout it." This phrase's roots are in the black hip-hop culture. The phrase was coined by rapper Master P in his song, "I'm Bout it, Bout it." "Bout it" may be a shortening of the phrase "I'm about it" or "I'm all about it."

box n. A young woman of exceptional pulchritude. "Do you see her? She is a complete and utter box beyond anything I have ever seen or experienced." The term likely derives from the idea of a attractive woman having or being "the complete package." The adjective form is boxy. "Gillian Anderson is boxy."

braincloud n. An instance where one’s thoughts and ideas are unknown and difficult to verbalize. Where one’s brain is clouded over with nothingness. Borrowed from the English term brainstorm that is a strategy used to stimulate critical thinking about certain ideas or topics. Term is used among college students who have been studying or reading for long periods of time and then when asked a question, are unable to respond. Commonly used during exam preparation time. "Gosh, I am having such a braincloud today! I cannot answer any of these questions because my mind is overwhelmed with information."

bright-shining-star n. Someone not showing the utmost intelligence. Used with great sarcasm. Used by the girls of VanVleck Hall, 3^rd floor, 1998-1999, uncertain origin. Developed from the idea that "gold stars" (stickers) are given out to reward a job well done or a show of good effort or intelligence. Since the term is sued with sarcasm, it is quite the opposite of this original idea. "Andrew was a real bright-shining-star, talking about his pet guinea pig, whom he keeps in his dorm room, in front of the RA!"

broke adj. In reference to the face. Typically used to describe a female’s ugliness in terms of a. unattractiveness, b. bad complexion, or c. mismatched to an attractive figure. It can be found in use among fraternity members to describe female partygoers. "She’s got a pretty hot body, but her face is broke."

bubbily adj. To be intoxicated. "Joe and his brother were bubbily after drinking many beers." This term comes from the actions of drinking. After a person drinks a good deal of alcohol, their personality becomes more "bubbily."

buck v. To make a turn in a certain direction. Used in giving directions to those driving a vehicle. "As they were driving down the road; Samantha told Hilary to buck a left at the next corner."

buckbuck 1. n. A game. Two teams, usually boys versus girls, play against each other. One team lines up, bent in half, hugging the hips of the person in front of them. The other team stands 10 to 15 feet away from the first team, and one by one, yells “Buckbuck number 2, 2, etc.”, runs and leaps onto the backs of the first team. This continues until the team on the bottom falls down. The team that can pile the most members on top of the other team wins. Popularized through Bill Cosby’s Fat Albert comedy routine. Primarily used among camp counselors in the Midwest. Let’s play Buckbuck! 2. v. The action of playing Buckbuck. Buckbucking was OCC last night!

bucko n. A term of affection for a young boy. Often preceded by another term, such as "little." Used by a big brother/big sister figure to a younger male. Related to the informal Irish term for a male person, or young lad. "Let’s go read a book, my little Bucko."

bucky adj. Something or someone that is dorky or un-cool. "Look at that girl, she is so bucky."

budship n. The state of being in a mutually beneficial and usually platonic relationship with another human being. "To make sure your new love adds to your life, maintain your budships and keep up with the stuff that gets you psyched" (Young & Modern, August 1998). Seems to be used by teen magazines in an effort to appear "hip." The term was probably created by analogy with "friendship."

buggin’ adj. Describes an uncertain feeling, somewhat indescribable, involving feeling silly or confused. Slang used by teenagers when they feel foolish, out of place, or just need a word. May be developed from "bugged," "annoyed," or perhaps "bug," which tends to be an awkward creature. "I am totally buggin’; I feel like such a bonehead." (movie Clueless, 1995) "I’m completely buggin’." (movie Clueless, 1995)

buggin’ out v. To be stressed out or overwhelmed. To be on the verge of a breakdown. Used commonly among college students. Term may be derived from the military term "bug out," popular during the Korean War. "Bug out" was a verb for the actions of packing up and retreating, as well as getting somewhere fast. "I don’t know what to do, I’m just totally buggin’ out."

bukis adj. Gross or disgusting. Nasty and unappealing. First originated from my sister and has since been passed to family members and friends. "This bread is three weeks old and multi-colored…it’s so bukis."

bull-ring n. A metal ring worn as jewelry through the septum of the nose. Used primarily by the younger generations, with which body piercing is popular. The term comes from a similar ring put on Spanish fighting bulls for the purpose of attaching a lead rope. "She got a bull-ring last weekend, and her parents are going to hate it."

bull-schanigans interjection A phrase thrown into conversations when someone doesn’t believe what the other is saying or to discredit what has already been said. Often used by younger generations. "What?! Bull-schanigans! There’s no way she really said that!"

bum-rush v. To have a group of people gang up on and fight one person. This particular usage probably grew out of the original slang term’s meaning "to force one’s way into; crash" (Webster’s College Dictionary). The meaning altered to a group "forcing" themselves upon a person by fighting. This term was common to the middle schools and high schools of Lansing’s (MI) south side. It became a popular term beginning in the early 90’s among teens in the area. "Man, Tommie and them bum-rushed that boy! His face is all swollen!"

bunk adj. Used to describe an event, rule, situation, or action which you don't agree with or find absurd. "I can't believe Mrs. Jones is making us turn in a bibliography. That is just so bunk."

burn v. To copy or reproduce a compact disc through the use of electronic equipment that uses lasers to burn songs and other data into the compact discs. The term has become widely used among those familiar with these capabilities on computers. Originated with the development of the electronic equipment able to complete such a process. I’m going to burn this CD because I don’t have a copy of it yet.”

burner n. A piece of electronic equipment used to reproduce compact discs. The term is used because lasers are used to burn songs and other data into the compact discs. "Who’s burner did you use to make this?"

burninate v.t. To destroy completely with fire. Popularized by Strongbad on homestarrunner.com. A permutation of “terminate.” Burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants, burninating all the people in their thatched roof cottages! (Strongbad of homestarrunner.com). Also burninator, likely inspired by references to the movie Terminator, and burnination. Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all all was laid to burnination (Strongbad).

bust v.tr. To hurry. Derived from the noun “bust” or “burst”, meaning a spree. “I have to bust if I am going to have this assignment done on time.”

busted adj. Lacking in beauty, having qualities that are extremely grotesque or offensive. Typically used to describe a person of the opposite sex, who is not physically attractive. Used among younger speakers, particularly teenagers and college students. "That boy is busted! Look how big his nose is and how squinty his eyes are! He needs plastic surgery desperately!"

busy-buzz n. An additional term used for busy signal. Developed in Western Michigan. “I called the company, but I got a busy-buzz.”

butt adj. Bad or vile. A term originating with and used by members of Cavanaugh 120 to describe anything that is nasty or gross. Sometimes "butt-vile" is used as an intensifier. "Cafeteria food is so butt!"

buttered-up adj. Dressed-up, looking good. "I have to go get buttered-up for the party tonight, it’s already 8:30!"

butterface n. Derived from a phonologically related prepositional phrase. "She/he’s a butterface" meaning "Everything looks good but his/her face."

butt-load adj. A lot, a bunch of, a pile of (work, supplies, information, etc.). A polite form of "(censored)-load" or an alternative for "boat-load."

button-masher n. 1) A person who, while playing video games, furiously pushes random buttons on the control pad without thought to the actual function of the buttons; considered sloppy and lacking finesse by hardcore gamers. “Dee, you’re such a button-masher!” Common in gaming circles for the past few years, but with first formal reference in the Nintendo Game Cube game “Super Smash Brothers,” where a “button-mashing award” is given to players who demonstrate such a lack of finesse. 2) A video game requiring no skill other than pressing a random sequence of buttons on the controller as frenetically as possible, and especially characteristic of the entire line of Playstation fighting games, e.g. the Tekken series. “Since this year is divisible by four, we get to suffer though another Olympics game. This time it’s “Athens 2004”, a button-masher just like all the others.” Used dominantly by young male gamers. Probably originated from the verb button-mashing and the earlier noun designating one who engages in this behavior.

buzz kill A phrase used to describe something that gets in the way of a person or group of people trying to have fun. Can sometimes take on the form of a noun, when an actual person is the damper to the others’ good times. Most likely originated from the idea of something causing one to lose the “buzz” after consuming alcohol. “That was such a buzz kill when the police showed up at the party.” “Don’t invite her, she’s always a buzz kill.”

ca-ca adj. Gross. Used to describe fruits and vegetables. From Spanish. This term is widely used in the Meijer produce department. "Look at this fuzzy tomato! Ca-ca!"

cake adj. Something that is very easy. The idiom "piece of cake" has been shortened over time. "Piece of cake" would be more recognizable to the Baby Boomers, where "cake" would be used by a member of Generation X. Commonly used by people from Kalamazoo. "His schedule this semester is cake."

cake n. A term used to point out an ideal female rear-end. Cake has previously been defined as something good and or luscious. This version could have derived from these base concepts. College-age males often use this version of the word cake. It is most commonly used in the context, "Check out her cake" or "I’d like a piece of her cake."

cake n. Referring to a member of an opposing football team, who is weak in stature. Someone you are able to dominate. Used by members of a football team when talking about their opponents. "Man, that guy across from me was a cake."

can-a-corn int. Said after something that should have been difficult was easily achieved. Originated in Hecker, Illinois. “When the frisbee sailed perfectly into the pole from the fifty-feet away spot from which it was shot, he jumped up in the air and shouted, ‘can-acorn!’”

car camping v. To camp at a campground in such a way that your car is accessible for storage; also known as "connivance camping." For those who want to get out in nature, but don’t want to be too uncomfortable. Usually used in the negative form. "They didn’t really rough it. They went car camping."

cattywhompus adj. 1. When a cat goes insane. 2. When a person does something out of the norm. For example, if a person starts to yell at trees, you would say "Look at that person, yelling at trees! They’ve really gone cattywhompus!"

cha ching int. The act of being excited when you get a lot of money, or something great happening. Used when something wonderful happens to someone. Derived from people hearing what a cash register does when it opens. “I made a tone of money this weekend at work, cha ching!”

chach n. slang An arrogant male who thinks a lot of himself, but doesn’t treat women with respect. Used by college-aged females when they get angry with a guy that they might like. “That guy is a chach for standing you up on your date.”

chapel nazi n. A member of the Hope College community who is viewed as a fanatic of the Hope College chapel program. Coined by Hope students in spring of 1999 to describe the extreme opposite of Ancapper (see the Ancapper entry). Nazi is a reference to the National Socialist Party of World War II, notorious for being racially and religiously exclusivist. Usually used in reference to a person who is very closed-minded and/or Fundamentalist Christian; not simply to a person who attends chapel services. "He doesn’t think for himself anymore. What a chapel nazi."

chapel run n. A Hope College tradition whereby a student runs around the chapel with no clothes on. This term is used almost exclusively by Hope students, as it is a Hope "tradition," although one that is not broadcast too often, if ever. "I dare you to do a chapel run tonight."

chaps n. A shortened version of the word chapel, often used if in a hurry or if you are too lazy to say the whole word. Hope College students would be most likely to make use of this shortened version. "Are you going to Chaps after class?"

chat-fly n. A person who spends a lot of time in online chat rooms schmoozing seductively with strangers, ideally under the cloak of anonymity. Comes from the growing amount of high tech vocabulary that is becoming more mainstream because if its frequent circulation on the World Wide Web. Used by Internet junkies who frequently visit chat rooms and can recognize the signs of a suspicious pseudonym. "Watch out for that on, I bet he’s a chat-fly."

chauncy n. Used when calling someone a "dork." This word originated at the Lansing Catholic Central High School. If someone tripped on his shoelaces and fell down a flight of stairs, you might say "Nice move, chauncy."

cheese n. Synonym for dork or nerd, only used affectionately. "I can’t believe you did that for me, you cheese!"

cheese n. Total package of athletic skill, technique, and accomplishment. Slang. Used by sports journalists and fans. Possibly related to the slang term big cheese, meaning a person of great importance. "Next season Sheets will simply bring the cheese to new Miller Park in Milwaukee." (Sports Illustrated, October 9, 2000)

chick flick n. Any motion picture, especially in regard to romantic comedies, that appeals more to a female audience than a male audience. "I can’t get my boyfriend to go see that new Sandra Bullock movie with me. He says it’s a chick flick."

chill adj. Used exclusively in the command "take a chill pill," meaning the subject should calm down, relax. Background: It is an application of the verb "to chill (out)", cited in the Oxford Dictionary of Modern Slang.

chillada, v. To relax. Shortened form of the Spanish “enchilada” for “n: a rolled filled tortilla covered with chili sauce and usu. baked,” similar to the slang phrase “chill out.” Used mostly by young people, first introduced in the mid 1990’s in Midwest Michigan. Developed because of the similarity to the earlier slang. “After school we’re gonna go chillada at Dave’s house.”

chillax, v. To rest, as from work. Combination of “to chill” and “to relax.” Most commonly used by teenagers. “Greg’s been working so hard all day he’ll probably just chillax on the couch all night.”

chillin v. intrans. To relax. To sit around with a group of friends. Slang used by teenagers to explain social interactions. Taken from “to chill out” which means “to induce or enhance a relaxed mood” (OED). “What are you up to tonight?” “Oh, we’re just chillin, watching some movies.”

chimp crazy adj. Used in Zwemer Cottage to describe a girl who is boy crazy and says she likes every cute guy. It is a code phrase so that when boys are over, they do not get the wrong ideas. "Oh my gosh, can you believe how chimp crazy Terin is?"

choch n. A well-dressed, physically appealing person who lacks intelligence. Possibly originating from Spanish “muchacho.” Used particularly among high school and junior high school students of the Ann Arbor area. Originates as a term of derision for male cheerleaders. He’s such a choch.

choop n. From "chunky" + "food" + "sloppy." Describes any of a number of entrees from Phelps dining hall. "Would you get me another plateful of that pasty green choop while you’re up?"

chuck n. A man who plays with women and their emotions; an over-flirt. First used by residents of Van Vleck Hall. "Mike has dumped three girls so far this semester. What a chuck."

chuck n. A television remote control device. "Who's got the chuck?" Possibly originates with Hope men's swim team.

chuck trans.v. To hit somebody gently on the side of the arm with the thumb and index finger side of a fist as a way of saying goodbye, good job, or just kidding. "I am just going to chuck you on the arm and walk away." (Robin Williams, Good Morning Vietnam).

chunked adj. A hairstyle with the appearance that a four-year-old found a pair of scissors and started chopping large random pieces of hair. Used in beauty salons and fashion magazines. Developed from the word chunk, as the hairstylist cuts hair in chunks making it look uneven and chunky, thus the title chunked. “This new chunked cut will blow him away.’” (Marie Claire, August 2001)

clam baking v. intrans. Burning and inhaling of marijuana openly in an enclosed area with multiple people. Typically used by people who wish to get a high from the effects of marijuana. This word most likely was derived from another usage of clam baking meaning an enjoyable and casual gathering. It has been adopted by certain people in the marijuana smoking community. "They’re clam baking in the tent."

cletus n. A person that would be described as unintelligent, foolish, or lacking common sense. Often used by frequent viewers of the television program Dukes of Hazard because of the association with the idiotic sheriff on the show. "Why didn’t you study for that test you cletus!"

click int. The vocal expression of a moment of clarity. An exclamatory remark. Derived from the slang verb to click, meaning to synthesize separate facts into a singular understanding. Used by a small group of Kent County High School students (MD) in the late 1990s. "Oh, click! This is Holland--no wonder so many Dutch people live around here."

clubbin’ trans.v. To go to a bar or dance club. Can only be used in the progressive tense and with the auxiliary verb ‘go’. Origin unknown, but it is primarily used by those in the 18-26-age bracket. "Every Friday night, Daryl and Cindy go clubbin’."

cluster rat n. A phrase used at Hope College to describe a male who constantly hangs out in the clusters of Dykstra Hall. A cluster is a living unit, which is occupied by approximately twelve females. The males that hang out there usually are not the best.

commando adj.? Not wearing any underwear under clothing. Term used mainly by college-age males when they have not done their laundry. "Man, laundry sucks! I’m going commando today."

condiferous adj. profitable, advantageous. “The results of her dinner were condiferous to establishing new business relationships.”

conversate v. To talk. Back formation from “conversation.” “We were conversating.” Often heard on the television show Judge Judy by the parties involved in suing one another.

cool beans Said when things are going your way, expression of joy, related to the idea that when something is cool it is good or in some way positive. "I get to go to Mexico over spring break. Cool beans!"

cornflake n. Not being with it. Commonly used to describe someone who is an airhead or is often confused. "What is that cornflake doing now!"

corny taters n. A casserole dish containing hamburger, corn, and mashed potatoes. Also known as Shepard’s Pie. Term is mainly used by inhabitants of Ellsworth, a small town in northern Michigan. "Grandma, you make the best Corny Taters I have ever tasted."

cottage cheese n. A term for cellulite found specifically on females in the upper thigh region. Formed from lack of muscle fitness. Term used among young women and teenage girls. Developed because the puckers formed on the leg by cellulite looks like cottage cheese. “I really need to start working out. Look at all this cottage cheese!”

crackfiend n. Used to refer to someone who is acting silly or stupid. Derived from the word "crack," which is a form of cocaine, an illegal substance, and the word "fiend," which means evel or describes one who is possessed with something. This word was originated and is used by a group of my peers, often in response to something to which one would normally say "Yeah, right." "Dude, I’m gonna go run out in the snow barefoot." "Yeah, okay, crackfiend, you do that."

crafty adj. Having a unique dexterity in dealing with creative materials. Lacks the pejorative connotation of underhandedness previously associated with this term. Synonym for "artsy-craftsy." Also affiliated with the concept of arts and crafts. Used by followers of Martha Stewart. "Rachel was so crafty when she made the signs for the carnival."

crapforcraap, n. Someone worthless or anything that has fallen short of expectation. Term is a cousin to “crap for brains.” Originally came into usae by the character StrongBad at www.homestarrunner.com. “Homestar! You stupid crapforcraap!”

craptacular adj. A word describing something that is shockingly awful by nature. This word is derived from both spectacular and crap. Generally used as slang by young people with creative imaginations. “Ewww, someone puked over there. That’s craptacular” (Scott Hinze).

craptastic adj. Extremely disagreeable or unpleasant. Term is mainly used among young people. Developed as an antonym to the word fantastic. "I just found out about a huge exam tomorrow. Isn’t that just craptastic!"

crawl n. The action of visiting all of the bar and brewpubs in a particular town. Adapted from British slang ‘pub crawl’ of the same meaning. Term mainly used by those in college. "What are you doing tonight? Would you like to go on a crawl?"

crazycool adj. Neat, cool, awesome. Used by girls in Van Vleck Hall last year to convey a common feeling so everyone on the floor would understand that something good had happened. "That shirt is crazycool!" "My test was crazycool!"

creeper n. A person of either gender, however, predominately male, who attempts to touch an unwilling and non-reciprocal member of the opposite sex. Also close to the definition of a "groper." This word can be hear echoing from parties across college campuses. "Did you see that guy grab my butt? He’s such a creeper."

crescent-fresh adj. "Cool or something." Used by Sifl and Ollie on their late night show on MTV. " You’re not very crescent-fresh."

crib n. House, the place where you live. "I have to go to my crib after school so I won’t be able to play video games with you." Commonly used by high school students in the Holland area.

crump n. A term that comes from Kevin Fitton, an aspiring English major at Hope College. It was commonly used in Phelps Hall of Hope College in the 1997-1998 academic year. It is a loose term that can be substituted for a number of things. This term has no relation to the small town of Crump, Michigan. "I am going to beat the crump out of you. Get your crump out of here. I do not want any of your crump. Where is Kevin, smoking crump?"

crunch v.t. To flirt. To convey and/or solicit sexual attraction. Slang. Used to describe an interaction, typically between male and female teenagers. "Josie, Guy is totally crunching on you." (Movie, "Never Been Kissed," 1999)

crunk n. A word to be substituted for swear words. Created by Conan O’Brien druing the 1994 season of the Late Late Show. "What the crunk are you talking about?"

crush v. To copulate with; to perform copulation upon. Originated as slang by hip-hop artists. Employed almost exclusively by hip-hop musicians. “I’m not a player; I just crush a lot.” “I don’t always crush two, but tonight seems certain.” (Fat Joe, “We Thuggin’,” 2001)

crustified adj. 1) Having a hard or brittle coat of crust or dried secretions. Term probably coined by Erin Davis and used mainly among the inhabitants of her apartment. "Laurie’s phone is so gross. It’s crustified." 2) Not showered. The feeling one gets when he/she needs to shower. Term is used among friends, mainly college students and track runners. Developed from the word ‘crust’ because one feels as if they have formed a crusty shell. "I just ran two miles, I feel crustified."

cuz n. Friend, buddy. From "cousin." "Hey, cuz, your mom called this afternoon while you were still sleeping."

d’oh An expression used when someone makes a mistake. Oh, no! back-up, shouldn’t have said [done] that. "D’oh, why did I have to say that to him, I feel so stupid?"

Dad-o n. A form of address to a male, often a father figure. A newer version of the jazz originated term "daddy-o." Generally used by a person of lower social standing when addressing a male of higher standing. "Swingin’ tie you got there, Dad-o."

dagnabbit int. A term of frustration. Quite widespread usage. Referring to the phrase "gosh dang it." "Well dagnabbit, it’s all out of paper."

dashy adj. A word to describe a piece of clothing that is bright. Commonly used among the older generation. Developed by a mother who was trying to describe her daughter’s outfit. Your shirt is too dashy. I do not like it when you wear such dashy outfits.

dawg n. This is a word that describes a close friend, boy or man. This term is usually used in the hood, for someone who is in their group or posse. "What’s up dawg? Dawg, are you diggin’ the English class, or what?"

dead tree edition n. A paper hard copy of a report. Usage: "I can give you a copy on disk, but you’ll have to wait for the dead tree edition."

Deans n. The police. "You better slow down unless you want to get a speeding ticket; the Deans are sitting at the top of the hill just waiting to catch the next speeding driver."

deuce-deuce n. A slang word for a twenty-two ounce beverage, in most cases, beer. This expression is often heard by beer drinkers as they refer to their twenty-two ounces of beer. "When driving down 17^th street in Holland, it is not uncommon to see people on their porches drinking a duece-duece."

dial-in intrans.v. The action of relaxing, chilling out, or hanging out with friends on the river. River guides use this term most commonly in Northern California after a long day of rafting. When someone is "dialed-in" they are relaxing. "Hey dude, I’m just dialed-in man, you know, hanging out and shooting the breeze man." "It was a long, hard day man, let’s just dial-in so we can be ready for tomorrow’s trip."

diesel n. Someone who is strong, muscular, or buff. Derived from the word "diesel," referring to a vehicle fueled by diesel fuel. This word originated and is used by a group of friends. "Did you see that guy? He was a diesel!"

dig-a-hole intrans.v. Regular movement of one’s digestive system while in the wilderness. This term is used in place of the word "pooped." Used when camping or hiking, usually can be heard in Northern Michigan by college students. Most often term is used in question form. Commonly used to spare one of embarrassment if they are not regular. "Have you dug-a-hole today? Because we want to make sure you’re getting your fiber out here on the trail!"

digger n. Fall. Most likely comes from the volleyball term "dig." "Yesterday I almost took a digger on a patch of ice."

digits n. A phone number. Slang for phone number, mainly used by teenagers. Commonly used to refer to phone numbers exchanged with romantic intentions. Developed because a phone number is composed of digits (numbers). "Can I get your digits?" "Look, Cher, he’s getting her digits." (movie Clueless, 1995)

ding dong intj. An alternative to "wow." Used by Cran Hill 2000 summer staff. "Ding Dong girl! You look good!"

dinger n. Homerun in baseball. Used by high school baseball teams in the Ann Arbor area. "Way to go man; you hit a dinger."

dink adj. The youngest person in a group. "No matter how old Nick gets, he will always be a dink in the family." This word is a passed down family tradition from my husband’s side of the family, although it is not limited to any specific culture. This word was created by coinage and entered into my language with no apparent origin.

dinked v. intr. A word used to describe messing something up big time or screwing something up. It is used mainly by college students, but has its origins in Princeton, Illinois. "I really dinked! I failed all my classes and now my parents are going to kill me!"

dinky adj. Scottish slang word meaning cute. This word is mainly used between females in reference to an outfit or hairstyle. "That dress is really dinky. Do you think I could borrow it?"

dinotourism n. The tourism industry that involves sites or towns that are of interest in the area of dinosaurs. The term was used in a presentation by a student in Dr. Brian Bodenbender’s Evolution of Dinosaurs class at Hope College. "Even large established sites are profiting from dinotourism, such as the Field Museum in Chicago." (abstract "Dinosaurs May be Dead, But Their Bones are Keeping Towns Alive," by Kirsten Slotten.)

directionally impaired adj. One who had difficulty reading maps and following written directions to a particular location. Also referred to as D.I. The politically correct way to refer to a person who becomes easily lost. Frequently used by those who suffer from directional impairment and their family and friends. "I’m sorry I’m late but I took a wrong turn. You know I’m directionally impaired. Well, I got lost. Again."

dirrty adj. Characterized by dancing in a manner so suggestive that it also implies overt sexual intentions. Used first by Christina Aguilera in her 2002 album Stripped. Seen in music videos and occasionally at the local dance club. “Dancing getting just a little naughty, wanna get dirrty, it’s about time for my arrival” (Christian Aguilera, Stripped (2002), “Dirrty”).

dirtball n. A sexually promiscuous person. Used mostly by college-age girls when talking about other college-age girls. Developed from the adjective ‘dirty’ meaning unclean. "I can’t believe she slept over at his place when she already had a boyfriend. What a dirtball!"

disco adj. Michigan State students use this word in place of words like cool, awesome, stellar, etc. "Did you see that eclipse last night, it was disco!"

disconnect n. To mess something up, to fu*# up. "It was a major disconnect when I called Big back and set up a lunch date, I knew I was making a mistake, but I couldn’t help it." (Sex in the City, 1999).

dish n. A slang term for information or gossip, commonly used by teenagers. Originally came from the term scoop meaning the same thing. Related to the use of ‘dish’ as a verb, meaning to dish up gossip. "Give me the dish."

do n. A hairstyle. Used mainly by females, especially teenagers and in the media, particularly in fashion magazines. Developed as a shortened version of hairdo. "Fall’s flirtiest dos; these fresh-off-the-runway tress effects - from feminine to futuristic - will rock your days and dates." (Cosmopolitan, October 1999)

do-do brain n. Someone who isn’t that smart. Derived from the term do-do, which was a large, flightless bird that is now extinct. "If you hadn’t been such a do-do brain, you probably would have gotten at least a C on the exam."

dogg n. A good friend. Slang for good friend, used by many teenagers. Derived from dog, man’s best friend, used by males to describe their relationships. Started in many inner city gangs and was picked up through rap music and television. “Where my dogg’s at?” “What’s up dogg?”

dogpile n. The act of ten or more males jumping upon one victim in a centralized location. The dogpile is done to commemorate a special event like a date or a birthday, or it can be done to teach someone a lesson. Primarily used by males, this term has been known to be used by some females also. This term originated years ago by a postmaster who described the way his employees fought It has now come to be known in its present form as a pile instead of the act of fighting. "Steve felt the immense weight of the Dogpile as he silently stared at the carpet just inches from his eyes."

dome noun Cranium, or simply, the head. The shape of the head is no doubt what led it to be called a dome by my friend. He thought all of the sports domes he saw on TV looked like the top of a head so he started calling heads domes. I was walking through the Dow earlier and a basketball hit me right in the dome.

dooflickee n. A device used to control the video disc player in Van Wylen Library. Originally used by Prof. Dave Zwart of the Education Department at Hope College when looking for the remote to this machine. "Where is the dooflickee? We are always losing it." (Prof. Dave Zwart)

dookie v. intr. The act of excreting solid waste matter out of the rear portion of one’s body. This word originated at a Young Life camp in Minnesota about four years ago. It is used as a phrasal verb in reference to the action itself (i.e. "taking a bath."). "What are you doing?" "I’m taking a dookie!"

dope adj. Intoxicatingly wonderful. Cited in the movie Clueless in the phrase: "You know, that would be so dope." Perhaps only a californism. Most likely in derives from the noun dope, meaning a narcotic, thus implying that what it describes is wonderful enough to give someone a high.

dorkatora n. A high register synonym for “dork,” used to refer to someone who enjoys something, usually intellectual, that typically isn’t enjoyable. “Only a dorkatora would enjoy translating French poetry.”

-dounini suffix, forms noun. Escapist. Placed at the end of a noun to tell from what there is to escape. Derives from a mispronunciation of Houdini. “You are such a homeworkdounini, if you don’t start working you aren’t going to do well in your class.”

download n. To keep a secret is to put it in the download. This term is used by the children in elementary school. They may tell a friend something and then say, "Keep it in the download."

dropper n. A good-looking woman. The term comes from the phrase “drop-dead gorgeous.”

drunk walk n. Used to describe the way the crowd walks home from the bars is Belmar, New Jersey. Most of the bars in Belmar are located on 16^th avenue, and on the weekends, the college students walk from bar to bar. At the end of the night, most of them are not sober enough to find their way back home, and it is a sight to see them stumble. "Lenor, only five more months and then we will be doing the drunk walk!" "It’s Friday, let’s watch the drunk walk begin!"

drurtle n. A turtle being used as a dreidl, as seen on turtlehomes.org. A very rare species, Myrtle is the only known drurtle in the world. Invented by Melissa Taylor in November 2002.

DTR (determining the relationship) n. A Hope College phrase used in describing a discussion with two members of the opposite sex that are in a committed relationship. Often takes place at Centennial Park. “It looks like Sue and Mike are having a DTR at the park.”

dubbya n. A stupid person. Developed from the nickname given to George W. Bush. Believed to be coined on the television show Saturday Night Live. "Jack can’t locate France on a world map. He’s such a dubbya."

duck butt n. A type of haircut that makes the back of the head look like the posterior of a waterfowl creature. The hair is feathered and comes to an angular point about mid-scalp. The hair appears to be messy and chaotic. Typically seen in female hairstyles that are short. Term used by most college students to describe the carefree, wild look usually worn by sorority members. Also used as a verb. "Do you like my new haircut? I cut it short so that I can duck butt it. Isn’t it cute?"

ducky adv. Describes something that is good or going well. Commonly used with sarcastic overtones so its meaning changes to something negative. When used sarcastically, it refers to something that is going a lot worse than you thought it would. When asked how they are doing, someone might reply "Oh, I’m just ducky. I slept through my alarm, missed my first class, and forgot to study for my test."

duh-duh-duh 1. adj. Spacey or wild, distracted state of mind. "She came into the room and was all duh-duh-duh." 2. n.phrase Replacement for something spoken. "So, he said something about liking her and duh-duh-duh and I said….." May have originated as shortened form of the phrase yadda yadda yadda from the sitcom "Seinfeld." Used primarily by girls, who are speaking frequently and rapidly.

dumbass, n. 1. An expression of ridicule towards another person for particularly stupid behavior. “Sean microwaved his fork? What a dumbass.” 2. Dismissive term used for irritating or unliked individuals. “I don’t talk to Chelsea—she’s just a dumbass.” 3. a sarcastic but friendly nickname between friends, particularly when one has done something quirky. “You’re such a dumbass.”

Dutch oven, n. The act of passing gas (farting) under the blankets in bed and holding someone under the covers to smell. Commonly used as a practical joke. “When my wife got into bed, I lifted the blankets to trap her in the Dutch oven.”

dyno vb. Used by sport rock climbers in describing a spontaneous movement from one hold to another. "I dynoed from this seriously negative mono-pocket to this huge jug and pulled through to the chains."

easter egg n. A surprising event hidden in an interactive computer program to be found by the user, often introducing events or characters from outside the program in question. Most commonly found in video games and flash animations. Developed from the traditional definition of a plastic easter egg, where an unknown surprise lurks inside a program “shell.” I found the easter egg in Mario Brothers where Link from the Legend of Zelda makes a surprise appearance.

el n. This is an abbreviated or short way of saying telephone. People use this term widely for their telephones. The word originated in the Chrysler, Detroit plant. "Johnny, some girl is on the el for you."

Elwayesque adj. Used in reference to any play made by a quarterback in which her takes the ball and runs it himself, not fearing tackle. Derived from the name of the former great quarterback of the Denver Broncos, John Elway. This word was originated by my boyfriend and myself, and is used by those with whom we watch football. "Aw yeah, did you see that play? That was so Elwayesque!"

emo n. [shortened emotional adj. from emotional hardcore n.] A musical genre that stemmed from punk music and is characterized by the dramatic use of intensive, breathy, and emotional vocals, loud/soft dynamics, and abstract, personal poetic lyrics. It usually attempts to invoke a dramatic emotional response. Adj. Pertaining to emo. “Norm Schaefer, Burling Airlines’ ‘Mission Control!’ is a tuneful, passionate effort that represents the emo movement at its very best.”

face, n. A term of endearment. Created and used habitually by the third floor Columbia wing of Phelps Hall during the 2003-2004 school year at Hope College. Is still used by the former residents involved. “You’re such a face.” Or, as part of someone’ name: “Jane Doeface.” A lazy version of “You rock my face off.”

faded adj. Used to describe a person after he or she has become too intoxicated. The lack of clarity after and during an extensive drinking binge. Probably derived from one of the original meanings of the word “faded:” “to lose strength or freshness; wither.” Used mostly by high school and college students who regularly attend parties that involve the consumption of alcohol. “I’m kinda faded but I feel alright/ thinkin’ ‘bout making my move tonight” (lyrics to Soul Decision’s pop song “Faded”). “I don’t know if he made it home last night, he was pretty faded when I left the party.”

fakebake v. intrans. To tan in a tanning bed. Origin unknown. "If you fakebake too often, you’re going to end up with skin like leather."

falickuli n. Something that has been flicked, flung, or thrown. A term used by some elementary school children. A comment after someone has thrown a piece of paper at someone else. "The falickuli is stuck in her hair, and she doesn’t even know it."

fanboy n. A person who is excessively devoted to a particular form of media entertainment, i.e., films, music, comics, television shows, etc. This fanaticism is blind, unreasoning, unwavering, and such devotees have an astounding store of useless, obscure trivia stored in their heads. Originally used to describe the more rabid comic book fans; it has since spread to other genres of entertainment. Derogatory. All he knows is Star Trek. What a hopeless fanboy.

fangoriously adv. To accomplish an action using sharp teeth. First known use was by Strongbad on Homestarrrunner.com. Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster! (Strongbad).

fart trick n. The act of relieving flatulence at will or on command. A masterful trick performed by one Hartwell Henry Gary IV, a Hope College senior. It is an act done to liven up parties or just to give Hartwell’s friends a good laugh. It is a disgusting funny act that resembles, if done at length, the sound of speaking in tongues in an abnormally low voice.

fat adj. A derogatory, but not excessively taboo, term generally meaning "stupid." Also occurs in two other n. forms: "fatty" and "fatso." "You’re so fat! Wear your own socks next time!"

Fatty-Fatty-Boom-Ba-Latty n. Refers to a person who is wearing bulky clothing or an unflattering lack of clothing, which makes them feel or look unusually fat. Usually used in reference to oneself, amongst the women in my household. Term originated on a night when my sister (who uses rhymed outbursts frequently) was having trouble finding a suitable outfit and bursted out boldly but in good humor, "I’m a Fatty-Fatty Boom-Ba-Latty."

f-bomb n. A term used when one does not wish to use the often vulgar expletive, f*#k. Is also used when one is referring to another’s speech that did contain the expletive. Was possibly derived the same way as the term, “l-bomb,” by people who wish to shorten a strong, often harsh, term to make it less conspicuous. “Did you hear her? She dropped the f-bomb on her mother!”

fedak v. The act of borrowing or taking something, most likely money, with no intention of repaying. This is usually discovered later on, once the loaner becomes disgruntled. Coined at Hope College in 2000 by the friends and colleagues of Ben Fedak, who are still awaiting their refunds. "Don’t loan that kid anything. He fedaked twenty dollars off me last year and still hasn’t paid me back."

finita v. Getting ready to do something. Response from a young person to an adult. "I’m finita." A sass-back term not showing much respect. "I’m finita to do that homework assignment."

FIT acronym Means “food in teeth”. Often used by younger generation girls when they are asking a friend to make sure they do not have any dinner left in their teeth. “Hey, Erica, FIT?”

flab grab n A test using a fat-pinching machine to see how much body fat a person has; used by high schoolers who must endure the test. "Do I have to do the flab grab?" The mechanism used to perform the test becomes the flabber grabber.

flavor v. A word that means like or appreciate. Commonly used among college males who are trying to talk to females. Developed by a freshman who was trying to enter a fraternity. Tell me what’s your flavor? Who do you flavor?

floatie n. Floatation device used by children while swimming. Includes inflated armbands, Styrofoam bubble belts, and the inner tubes sewn into children’s swimming suits. Used often by lifeguards, swim instructors, and parents. "Come put on your floaties before you go in the deep end honey."

floss n. Expensive material belongings used purposely to flaunt how much money a person has. Examples are nice cars, jewelry, big houses, or expensive clothes. Derived from the adjective “flossy”, meaning fancy or showy. Used mostly by R & B music artists. “If I want floss, I got my own.” (Jennifer Lopez, My Love Don’t Cost a Thing)

flubber n. Excess body fat. Combination of words ‘fat’ and ‘blubber.’ "Don’t poke my flubber!" "I need to work out, look at this flubber."

flush n. Dunk, slam-dunk, slam-bam jam. Flush in this meaning was coined by George Blaha, voice of the Detroit Pistons. May be related to the definition in Webster’s New World Dictionary, "to fly up suddenly," or to the act of flushing a toilet. "Grant Hill with the flush!"

flyaways n. Individual hairs that stick out of a smooth, straight hairstyle; hairs that will not lay flat. These hairs are usually shorter than the rest of the hair and often make one’s hair look damaged or frizzy. Commonly used in women’s magazines such as Cosmopolitan and Glamour and by women when speaking about their hair. Derived from a combination of the words “fly” and “away,” as it is describing hairs that seem to be flying away. “I’ve tried hairspray and gel, and I still cannot tame these flyaways!”

flying disc n. Also known as a Frisbee. It is a circular piece of hard plastic, measuring about a foot in diameter, with a lip running around the circumference on one side. May be shortened to "disc." The Dictionary of American Regional English also sites this phrase as a reference to pancakes. Possibly coined from the shape of the object, combined with its intended purpose. Used by players of Ultimate Frisbee, it is considered to be a more technical term than the common "Frisbee." "I still have my flying disc from my first Ultimate tourney. In fact, the disc is hanging on my way and no one is allowed to touch it."

footy-pajamas n. Sleepwear that are one piece with sock-like coverings connected and covering the feet. Used by mothers and fathers with small children and in turn, by their children. "Go and put on your footy-pajamas and get ready for bed."

for shizzle /fo’ ‘shi-zl/ adv. Term used in place of definitely, for sure, for real. Possibly originated with a number of other terms first used by Snoop Dogg. Was mainly used in rap or by rappers, but is now used by many of the younger generation, not necessarily associated with rap circles. “I just failed that test for shizzle.” “He’s losing it this time for shizzle!”

for-fun-book n. A book read for entertainment or during times of leisure, often the opposite of a textbook. Used by the girls of VanVleck Hall, 3^rd floor, 1998-1999, uncertain origin. Developed based upon the idea that these books were those read just for fun, as opposed to for the purpose of study so, that when one would say "I am going to read my book now," there would be no confusion as to which type of book the person was reading. It was either a school book/textbook or a for-fun-book. "After reading my bio for class, I am going to take a break and read my for-fun-book for ten minutes or so."

frag v.t. The act of having one’s computer game avatar killed. Usually applied during first person shooters like Half-Life. Probably related to a “frag,” short for fragmentation grenade, and the death resulting from the grenade. “Ben just fragged me again with the assault rifle.”
n. The event of killing a computer game player’s avatar, usually in a first person shooter. Mike has been playing for three hours and doesn’t have a single frag.

fraggle n. Modern-day hippie (male or female) in Northern California who is unwanted by their community. Used by middle to upper class community members as a derogatory comment toward young adults who dress, speak, and act differently. "That girl at the coffee shop is such a fraggle. Did you see that long, torn skirt she was wearing? And that hair? Oh, she is definitely a fraggle-pure flower child."

franglais n. The use of both French and English in the same sentence. Used among French students across the United States. When I spoke franglias, no one could understand me.

freak nasty n. A person of either gender who has little or no dancing ability and yet proceeds to freak a member of the opposite sex. The common usage is the same as "freak." "I can’t believe how cool he thinks he is, he’s not…he’s a freak nasty!"

freak v. tr. To dance in close proximity with a member of the opposite sex. Freaking can vary in degrees of coordination and inebriation. Often used at dance clubs, parties, and social gatherings involving music. "That guy over there just came over and started freaking me."

freeballin’ intrans.v. Not wearing underwear. Specifically when males do not wear underwear. Commonly used by college-age males while talking in their rooms. "Yeah man, I’m freeballin’ today."

fresh adj. To describe somebody who looks good. Commonly used among teenagers who are describing the opposite sex. Developed by the cafeteria lunch lady. That girl is fresh. I love Billy because he is so fresh.

frickin-a interject. An expression used to express anger or frustration. Commonly used by high school or college-age students when they release anger. Developed by those, who do not like to use curse words. "Frickin-a! I can’t believe that paper is due tomorrow. I thought it was due next week."

Frisbee-dance, n. A Frisbee golf tradition practiced by certain Hope College factions. It involves spinning a Frisbee on top of the fire hydrant of the second-to-last hole of the course and dancing for the duration of the spin. “You have to do the frisbee-dance.”
v. The act of performing this dance. “We have to frisbee-dance before we can end the round.”

fritz out, v. To lose one’s cool completely. Probably derived from the usage of “on the fritz” to describe malfunctioning appliances. “Before her exam, Kim totally fritzed out.” Can also be used without a preposition. “Watch out—Sara’s fritzing.”
adj. Describes the state of being utterly hysterical. It’s just burnt cookies; don’t look so fritzed. “After the HEL exam, Meg look fritzed out.”

frolth n. [a combinaton of frisbee adj. and golf n.] A game in which a Frisbee is thrown at an object protruding from the ground (typically a pole or tree). The aim is to fling the Frisbee at the protruding object and hit it with the fewest possible tosses to achieve the goal. Syn. Frisbee golf. “Grab your frisbee; we are going to play a round of frolth.”

front butt n. A term used to describe an obese person’s pelvic area. Is especially enhanced when the person wears sagging pants or stretch pants. Sometimes the term is changed to sound more humorous, “fronta butta.” This variation of the spelling originated from a Hope College student. “Is that woman pregnant or does she have front butt?”

front door ministry n. The church evangelizing through preaching. "We will use the front door ministry to reach out to people."

fudgie n. A tourist at Mackinac Island. A term used by residents of the Island to refer to tourists because of their enjoyment and continual buying of Mackinac Island fudge. "It’s time for the Fudgies to return."

fupa adj. Fat, chubby, bellied. Derived from Fat Upper Pelvic Area. "He’s a bit fupa."

G n. A compliment expressing an elevated level of coolness. Used in the American pop culture music world as well as in large cities. Developed from the expression, “What’s up G?” which also referred to a person as G. “I love her. You a G girl.” (Destiny’s Child speaking about Whitney Houston during a television interview with MTV, October 2001)

gangles n. Extremely long and slender arms. This term may come from the word gangling, which means “loosely built.” This term is commonly used amongst athletes, especially basketball players. “That girl has some gangles; you better watch our or she might block your shot!”

gank vb. To steal or to take something away from someone else. "I can't believe someone ganked my favorite hat."

gaposis n. The condition that arises when the fabric between the buttons on a shirt does not lie flat and instead comes apart to expose the skin. "I shouldn’t have worn this shirt without something under it, I have been experiencing gaposis."

garbage-gubbler n. This word refers to a garbage disposal. This word originated in College East Apartment C-2 after someone who had never had a garbage disposal referred to the disposal as a "garbage-gubbler." "Put the egg-shells down the garbage-gubbler. They will sharpen the blades."

gark n. 1. A stinky residue left over from sucking one’s thumbs or fingers. "My nephew woke up with gark all over his thumb. I wish he would stop sucking his thumb when he goes to bed, all that gark is disgusting!" 2. Any type of junk that is in the way. "When referring to the clutter on her desk, Lisa asked, ‘Where did all this gark come from.’"

geeked v. intr. To be excited about something (an event). Used primarily by teenagers. "I’m geeked about the party this weekend."

get jacked v. intr. To become as muscularly huge as possible by lifting weights and exercising. Derived from the noun “jack”, meaning a laborer. Originated from weightlifting fanatics around the gym as a phrase of encouragement. Mainly used by males. “Hey Josh, let’s go to the gym and get jacked.”

ghetto adj. An expression used to convey distaste or disgust. Often heard in the expression "That’s ghetto." The exact origin of this word in uncertain. It was used frequently among residents of Gilmore hall during the 1998-1999 school year at Hope College. The term was used often when expression disgust toward harsh homework assignments or any other random act of cruelty or misfortune brought upon one of the residents. "I just got an assignment to write a ten-page paper by Friday!" "That’s ghetto!"

ghetto booty n. A very large, protrusive buttocks. Origin unknown. "Check out the ghetto booty on that girl."

gigungous adj. Huge, really big. "That is a gigungous assignment our professor expects us to do." The term comes from combining the beginning of the word gigantic and the end of the word humungous.

gizmomania n. 1. When a person is crazy for Garth Brooks. 2. Also used when referring to really fizzy pop that has frozen and exploded.

go halfsies, v.i. 1. Any sharing or dividing of a whole amount or responsibility, esp. monetary cost, among several people to diffuse the cost. “I'll drive and go halfsies on gas.” or “Hey Baby, Wanna Go Halfsies on a Bastard Child?”

goat n. The code word for an young attractive boy wearing baggy pants, loose fitting shirt, and carrying a skateboard. His laugh resembles that of a goat’s neigh. Created to be discreet when talking about boys at the mall or beach. Used among teenage California girls. "Look at that goat over there. He’s so cute." "I can’t wait to pet goats in California."

God/ess 1. n. A deity or divine spirit. Coined by feminist theologians for the purpose of using the term God without evoking exclusively masculine or feminine imagery. Used primarily in writing by feminists and theologians. "Christians recognize the awesome power of God/ess." 2. adj. A school of thought compatible with the idea of a non-gender-specified deity. "God/ess theology."

God-thing n. A feat, or event that appears impossible by human standards. Originated by a Lutheran pastor in the Detroit area, "God-thing" is becoming more frequent in many church circles. It serves as a modernized equivalent to "miracle." "The success of this revival can only be called a God-thing."

golly interj. Used by servers at the Mermaid when something that is obvious is said. A few years ago someone may have used the figure of speech ‘no duh’ after they were told something they already knew. Now, if it were 90 degrees outside, and someone made the statement it was hot, a server would reply, "Golly," as Gomer Pyle would in the Andy Griffith show.

goober n. A collection of snot in the nostril. A derivative of booger. "Look at that massive green goober hanging from his nose."

good lookin’ Phrase used in place of terms of agreement. i.e. "that will work," "go ahead," or "thank you."

goofy adv. A stance on a snowboard where the left foot is leading, positioned first and towards the bottom of the hill/mountain, on the board. Past meanings mean "to be stupid or silly." The base word, "goof," can also mean "to make a mistake." To stand with your right foot forward on the snowboard is referred to as "regular." Taking it further, "irregular" could lead to "mistake." This word is part of the common vocabulary for snowboarders and most who are familiar with the sport of snowboarding. If you were to purchase a snowboard, the sales representative would more than likely refer to the left-foot-leading stance with this term. "When snowboarding, I find that I am more comfortable riding goofy."

goophily adv. To act extremely happy or content. "When the young boy is around girls, he acts goophily." This word is just a more creative and fun way to say "goofy." This word is slang.

goozy, n. 1. a large and probably gelatinous accretion of potentially unclassifiable matter. Referring to a melty chocolate sculpture of his head: "‘It’s a chocolate goozy!’” First known usage on an episode of All That, a show on Nickelodeon. Most likely a portmanteaux in origin, blending “oozy,” “goo,” and “doozie.”
adj. 1. the quality of gelatinous, slimy substances that appeals especially to little boys. most frequently used to rhyme with “oozy,” suggesting reduplicative origin. “Then, that oozy goozy plate of creamed peas can be edited to perfection as Junior so sweetly spoons them into his nose.”

grill n. A person’s mouth. Used among teenagers. "That’s a nice grill you have." This could also be used in reference to someone’s bad mouth. As if to say something someone said is naughty. "Don’t you ever open your grill and say things like that again."

gritter n. Someone who is generally lower class; would attend monster truck rallies, wear jeans with holes and heavy metal rock band t-shirts. These individuals are usually pretty greasy. You would use this word in a phrase such as "What a gritter."

groaner adj. Used to describe anything capable of evoking a groan of disgust, as in a terrible joke, a tacky outfit, etc. "That hot pink sweater is such a groaner."

gump n. A person who appears to have the intelligence of the character Forrest Gump from the movie Forrest Gump, one who may have less than average intelligence. This term was created by people of the Generation X era in order to belittle others, even their friends at times. This term is not be confused with "gumption," which mean resourcefulness. "Hey, look at that gump tripping over his shoelaces."

guns n. Front upper arm muscles, particularly biceps. Used in casual atmospheres. Most likely it has its origin in bodybuilding communities. An association from the word guns as in artillery in that both can do damage. A person with strong biceps appears to be capable of harm, and a gun is certainly capable of harm. "Come to the bug guns body contest."

guttal adj. Instinctual, reacting to a situation based on a gut feeling. Betty Currie’s testimony before the grand jury in reference to Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky’s relationship: "It was guttal. I had nothing to base it on other than gut."

half-halt v.tr. Jargon used to refer to the pulling and releasing of the reigns of a bridal while riding a horse to gets its attention (by the tugging and releasing on the bit) before asking the horse to perform a certain skill. It is used by most English style horseback riders and continues to circulate in the horse world. "Before asking your horse to canter, gently half-halt to tell him you are going to do something."

hand of hate n. Statement made about an individual that has annoyed you. Category in which you put hose you dislike. The movement of lifting your hand outward, palm up, is a standard like to this expression. Used among members of the Hope Community. Inspired by Glyn Williams (’98) in the Anchor office. "She would not give me an interview because it conflicted with her beliefs. The hand of hate is now open."

handi n. A term used widely throughout Europe, by the younger generation, to describe what we call a cellular phone. Originates from the English word, “hand,” where the object is carried or held to the ear for use. May also originate from the English word “handy”, meaning it is simple and convenient. Is often mixed with the native language of the European using the term. “Is that your handi ringing?”

hanjauch adj. An individual or group of individuals, who are misbehaving. "The hanjauchs were caught in class passing notes." The origin of this word is from some Dutch in West Michigan.

hard candy n. An expression similar to "too bad" or "tough luck." Used by women to add to the same category as the common expression "Oh Fudge!" "Well, that’s just hard candy for you then isn’t it?"

hardcore adj. Used to describe someone who is adventurous and free-spirited. Someone that enjoys living in a rustic and sometimes dangerous manner. Typically used by outdoor enthusiasts to describe someone who does things to the extreme. "Dude! Look at that guy! He is climbing the face of a 2000 ft. sheer granite wall without using ropes while writing a novel! Now that is one hardcore guy!"

haus n. A large gluttonous object or person. Used by select females of the 20-something age group. "If I eat that cookie dough, I’m going to turn into a haus."

haxor, also haxxor, hakzor, h4x0r, h4><0r, h4)(0r, h4}{0r, or ha))((or, n. 1. A hacker. One skilled in computer programming, esp. as related to illicit system manipulation on the internet. Used especially by first generation computer geeks, who have since distanced themselves from the term. Developed from the web-techie dialect “leet,” which frequently adds z and x in replacement of s or ks sounds, and -or for -er. “If a hacker is there, just type: admin_vote_kick player, and if people are smart they will press 1 and the hakzor is gone.” 2. Any elite player, usually by self-designation, of online videogames, esp. the first-person shooter genre. “1 b3 d4 l33t H4><0R \/\/H0 0w|\|Z y00 4||! (I be da leet haxor who ownz you all!)” 3. A joking, derisive or mocking designation for anyone who poses as a computer hacker or elite gamer, but is probably just a 13 year-old wannabe with no social life. “The zero instead of O in the name indicates that the author, like "SaT[A]NiC" below, is a 1337 h4><0r who is way kewler than u, d00d.”
v.t. 1. To hack a computer or system. “I’ll send a trojan to you TFS!!!! SHIT MAN LOOK OUT THE UBER NOOBIX IS OUT TO HAKZOR j00! 2. To dominate or make a kill in online video games, sometimes with the implication of running scripts to cheat. “D00d, U g0t h4xor3d by n4des!” (Dude, you got haxored by (gre)nades) 3. To dominate in any other sense.
adj. 1. Properties belonging to a hacker or elite gamer, esp. with reference to “skillz.” “Sure there's only two of them, but we got l33t hakzor skillz, and we'll wipe the floor with them." 2. The property of any item or individual that dominates or conquers in the online gaming or techie world: “WE ALL KNOW THAT THE M4 !$ 4N 1337 HAKZOR G|_|N!!!” (We all know that the m4 is an leet hakzor gun!!!)

head n. In jazz music, the written melody of a piece of music. Used mainly among jazz musicians, at least since the 30s and 40s. Comes from musicians calling the beginning of a piece of music the ‘top’ and the head being the top of the body. "After a blistering trumpet solo, the jazz combo replayed the head."

heart, v. To love. Term came into usage after the heart symbol became a common substitution for the word “love” in high school lockers and tree trunks all over the world. The word “love” has since been removed completely and replaced with “heart.” This usage has gained recent prestige with the release of the film “I love Huckabees” which is read “I Heart Huckabees.” Used exclusively in the first person. “I heart Orlando Bloom” but never “JD hearts GT.”

heed n. 1. Affectionate term for a friend. "How are you this morning, heed?" 2. Term used in exasperation with another person. "Tell him to get his heed over here before I have to go get him myself!" Both definitions probably arose from a mispronunciation of "head" that can be found in the film So I Married an Axe Murderer.

hi (Usually preceded by "Umm.") 1. A word used to attract attention in order to point out another person’s error. "Umm. . . hi. You totally just stepped on my foot." 2. A word indicating that whatever follows should not be taken seriously and is in fact probably going to be mocked. "Umm. . . hi. I just love getting up at the crack of dawn so that my hair and makeup will be perfect for class." The second usage is often accompanied by large, fake smiles and eyes widened to obtain the appropriate spacey, vacant look.

hibbity-bibity n. An innuendo for sexual relations. Used in the movie Big Daddy, in the following dialogue- Corrine: "I heard you did laundry with my sister the other day." Sonny: "Oh, is that what they call it? Cause where I come from, we call it doin’ the hibbity bibity."

high cone n. A place of residence for three college women in an apartment. Commonly used to identify a place where three college women may live. Developed from the movie Drum Line. I live at High Cone. Those three women live at High Cone.

high torch. A stunt done by elite cheerleaders in which the base person holds one of the flier’s feet perpendicular to his/her face, above his head. The flier puts her opposite foot next to her knee and turns her upper body to face the same way as the base. This term was introduced to American cheerleaders in the 1970s. “A high torch is a pretty stunt done by cheerleaders that requires good balance!”

hippified, adj. Used to describe an individual dressed in a style reminiscent of hippies, esp. if this individual has deliberately set out to create this effect. “When Kathryn wears that old jewelry and that long skirt, she is so hippified.” Also seen in the noun form hippification.

hit adj. A word used to describe the state of being in a bad position, with an emphasis on something being unsolvable. "My alarm didn't go off. I missed an exam. I'm hit." This word may have been derived from the more common use of hit, in its verb form (to strike with one's hand). To "be hit" physically corresponds to feeling "hit" mentally.

hit it v. 1. To get a move on. Direction given to a friend when you get into a car. "Let’s hit it." 2. Sexual expression used when referring to physical activity between a boy and a girl. "Yeah, I hit it with her last night." Used among students at Holland High.

hitter n. A pager or beeper. This word is widely used in Detroit. "Mike turn off your hitter, I want to be with you without any interruptions tonight."

hobag n. A female, who dresses provocatively or acts in a provocative manner. Developed from the slang term ‘ho,’ a slut, from ‘whore’. Used between female friends when talking about other females. "Did you see the length of her skirt? What a hobag!" "Look how she’s dancing. She’s a hobag."

hoedown n. The action of pulling another’s pants down without warning. Almost always a prank. Popularly known as ‘pantsing’ or ‘de-pantsing.’ A colloquial term known by most in the Livermore Falls, Maine area. Not related to the popular folk dance, a hoedown, but possibly linked to the word ‘hoe’ used in the Ozarks to denote ‘hose, stockings.’ “The girls in gym class know that Mike doesn’t wear boxers because Andy gave him a hoedown.”

honeybear n. A term of love or affection used by various college students in reference to their friends or significant other. "You’re my honeybear."

honkin adj. Physical state of object, person, or thing that is relatively big, large in size. "That girl who lives in Beverly Hills lives in a honkin house!" Might be related or derived from a previous meaning, of a similar word, ‘honky’ ‘honkie’ or ‘honkey’ whose definition reads as follows in the Columbia Guide to Standard American English: "These are variant spellings of the same vulgar slang word (plural: honkies) meaning ‘a white person’. It may be an alteration of the ethnic slur, but its origin is still uncertain. Honky and its variant spellings are considered to be racist language and are therefore taboo in Standard English." The relation these two words might have to each other might have derived from the notion or idea (some outsiders or other people might have) that any product, idea or thing coming from "America" is always "big, large". Maybe then, and bearing the latter definition in mind, some people might have changed this word to mean or relate it to the idea that American (‘WASP’) things are always BIG.

hoochie n. Used as a term of endearment from one girlfriend to another. Especially someone who is in their teens to early twenties and full of personality. "Hey hoochie, what’s up?"

hood adj. Hood is used to describe a person (mostly male teenagers) who is behaving in a destructive way. "I'm not going to invite Tony. He's been acting really hood lately." Hood comes from the word hoodlum.

hookie-rah n. A term used to describe any object which you cannot remember the name of. A friend of mine blurted this word out when I was telling him about this assignment. He said that when he was in the Marine Corps, they used to say this phrase all the time when they would go brain dead. It has the same idea as a "thing-a-ma-bobber" or a "what-cha-ma-call-it." "Will you please hand me that…uh…that hookie-rah?"

hoont da foont This figure of speech is used to replace profanities when a situation is bad but profane language would be inappropriate. "Hoont da foont! What happened here?"

hootchie mama n. A flirtatious or provocative female. In reference to a female who is making her affections for a male very obvious. Origin unknown. "Check out that hootchie mama."

hootchie n. A female that is dressed somewhat seductively. Usually used in a teasing manner. If you and your friends are getting ready for a party and one friend comes out wearing a hot outfit, you might say "You are such a hootchie!"

hoot-worthy adj. Way of describing the quality of the movie, book, or activity. Often used by critics. "There is a steady barrage of gags about sex, flatulence, sex organs, and other topics that adolescents and young adults, the film’s target audience, find hoot-worthy." (Magazine: People Weekly).

hopeful n. A prospective Hope College student, a visiting high school student. Used by Hope students to discuss visiting prospectives, especially on Visitation Days ("hopeful days"). Uncertain origin, not used by all students. Likely developed from the concept that these students "hope" to become "Hope" students. "We better avoid Phelps today. It’s a Visitation Day, and it will be crowded with all the extra hopefuls."

hottie-toddie n. This is used by females when referring to a really good-looking male. If a man walks by, a female might say "He is such a hottie-toddie."

house slut n. Used to describe a guy or a group of guys who hang out at Zwemer Cottage all the time, that is seems that they are part of the house. Then know who everyone is and where everything goes. This term originated last year, and has continued on through another group of women. "Mike is over here all the time. He is such a house slut." "Hey Dan, will you get the phone? You are, after all, the house slut."

humes n. Mini carrots. It originated through confusion in Phelps cafeteria because of a sign that was place between the mini carrots and the hummus, which is a mushy orange-brown substance. The name has stuck and is now used by the former Dykstra cluster members of G-2 and their friends. "I like to eat humes for a crunchy snack.

hype adj. Bold and/or refreshing. Comes from the word “hype” used as a noun. My roommate changed it to an adjective freshman year and I’ve heard a few other people use it as an adjective. Today I talked to that girl that I’ve had a crush on. It was hype.

ick n. The state of realization where a female or male determines that they do not want to pursue a relationship and are happy being single. This word and its definition were taken directly from an episode of Ally McBeal. "I’ve hit ick. I don’t think I want anything out of this relationship. It is just not worth pursuing" (not a direct quote).

im v. To send someone a message by means of AOL Instant Messenger or another like service. Used primarily by college students, who excessively use these services. "Did you im Chad today? He imed me that he wanted to talk to you."

in the weeds adj. Used to describe a restaurant server who has been given more than s/he can handle; a server who feels overwhelmed. "That hostess just triple-sat tables in my section and I have to make a dozen drinks at the bar. Boy am I in the weeds!"

indentures n. Marks or indentations between and slightly above the eyebrows which form while making a confused or frustrated facial expression. Hope College Freshman Jill Spaulding, could not find the word "indentations" that she was looking for and instead said "indentures." This term has stuck with her roommate, family member, and other friends. "You look upset. Why the indentures?"

instupituous (in stew pichoo us) adj. Wonderful and/or amazing. A combination of “incredible” and “stupendous” with a made-up ending. I began using it last year and now most of my friends use it and they say they’ve heard other people begin to use it. The concert last night was instupituous.

irritainment n. The terrible, pointless TV shows. The type of shows that aggravate a person, not entertain them. This term is mainly used by writers trying to describe the filth they see on television. Developed because not everything on TV is actually entertaining; it can be the opposite, or irritaining. “Shows like Jerry Springer aren’t actual shows, they don’t have a point. The are irritainment. They are annoying.”

itty bitty titty n. A tank top with a built-in bra. Became popular among the female gender in the fall of 1999. Found in several clothing stores, including Express, Victoria’s Secret, and Target. First heard from the mouth of Lisa Doorlag. "The itty bitty titty is worn comfortably with pajama pants."

Jack n. Another name for cigarette. Originated in Washington D.C. area where Jacks is a cheap brand of cigarettes. "Would you like to cut a Jack with me?" Meaning- would you like to share a cigarette with me.

jack session n. A set period of time where all those involved do nothing purposeful. Used mainly by college students. Heard frequently by those involved in the Hope College worship team. "Man, we need to get together and have another jack session."

jacked up adj. Used to describe something that is functioning improperly or something that is considered to be wrong: against social conventions. Used mostly by those in high school or college. Often said angrily or with disbelief. “My VCR is so jacked up! It completely destroyed the video I rented last night.” “I can’t believe she’s dating your ex-boyfriend, that is so jacked up!”

jankie adj. Anything doubtful or "iffy." Originated by the Kalamazoo Loy Norrix cross-country team. "Going down that dark alley seems pretty jankie to me."

janky adj. Cheap and not stylish. Used by teenagers to describe over used and trashy items. Originated from the word junk and was spread across Michigan. “Look at her janky car, it is falling apart!”

Jesus Weejus 1. n. A deity worshiped in certain Christian churches. 2. adj. A certain type of Christian church, often involving contemporary music played during prayer. Used by members of the Hope College media to describe chapel services. Comes from people saying "Jesus we just…" quickly during prayer. 1. "Who is this new God, Jesus Weejus?" 2. "Even though I like the people there, I don’t feel comfortable at a Jesus Weejus church."

jethro /jě’thrō/ n. A gear head. Car fanatic. A person who is a total hillbilly, under-the-hood kind of guy. “We’re going to need a Boesky, a Jim Brown, two Jethros, a Leon Spinks, a Miss Daisy and the biggest Fitzgerald ever” (movie “Ocean’s Eleven,” 2001).

Jimmy n. A guy or an experience with a guy. "I met this guy at a party and he was a total Jimmy," or "I met a guy at a party and I had a Jimmy." Used by members of Hinkamp Cottage with reference to a background story - my friends are at a nasty dance club - a horny drunk guy named Jimmy hits on one of them - she's been drinking too and decides, what the heck, we're in Canada - major make-out session - big regrets!

jimmy n. Condom. "Make sure you take your jimmy on your date. You might get lucky."

joel n. A name used to politely signify a woman’s menstrual period. This term has its origins with the women (usually young adolescent girls) in the town of Shelby, MI. It was brought to Hope College by a girl from the Shelby area and has spread to a small group of women who were in her cluster freshman year. "Joel’s come to visit this week, so please excuse my irritability."

jones vb. tr. To crave something intensely. "Mid-winter break will have you jonesin’ for a hot getaway" (Young & Modern, August 1998). May have been derived from the effort to "keep up with the Jones’s," as in "You jones for a new [hair] cut" (Young & Modern, August 1998).

Jordanesque adj. A basketball move that seemingly only the great Michael Jordan could perform. Dan Patrick of ESPN was the most frequent user during MJ’s playing career that ended in 1997. Last name "Jordan" + "esque." "Ohhhhh my, that was a Jordanesque glide through the lane!"

kankles n. Refers to a part of the body when one’s calf and ankle are one, rather there is no ankle. Usually signifies large ankle area. This term is most commonly used amongst athletes. “When I wear these high socks it makes me look like I have kankles.”

kanoofully adj. An overwhelming sense of not wanting to be where one is but feeling obliged to stay. Term is used mainly by Hope College students. "I can’t stand two hour lectures. I am getting so kanoofully."

kevork v. tr. and intr. To do away with, terminate. "Go kevork yourself." "Are you out of your kevorking mind?" Used by Thomas Lynch in The Undertaking (1997).

kickin’ it Hanging out, relaxing with friends. "John and his friends spent the long, lazy weekend kickin’ it – watching movies and playing Nintendo." Probably evolved from the phrase "kicking back," which has the same meaning.

kids n. The people one spends time with; friends. Generally used among twenty-something adults in an ironic way. The kids I hung out with this summer are so sweet.

kill transitive vb. To finish something off. "You gonna kill that last piece of pizza?"

kletz it v.i. To obtain food from the Hope College snack bar/grill. Usage is restricted to the Hope campus. The food at Phelps was awful, so I think I’ll just kletz it later.

knarf vi. To commit an embarrassing wipeout that is noteworthy of laughter by any and all onlookers. Used by adolescents and young adults in an informal environment. “I swear, I’m not drunk! It was him! I only knarfed because he tripped me!”

kwan n. /kwa n/ The entire package with fame—the love, respect, community, and money. Not an overly used word, but one that may be used by those who want to make a difference in not only their life, but the lives of those around them. Originated in the movie Jerry Maguire. “Some dudes may have the coin, but they’ll never have the kwan” (Cuba Gooding, Jr. in Jerry Maguire).

l.p. (lady pal) n. A term used by males to refer to a female whom they are dating. Used as a substitute for the term “girlfriend”, mostly by college-age students. “I’m going out with my l.p. tonight, what do you think we should do?”

L.R.T. (L(ocker)R(oom)T(alk)) n. Referring to the conversation that takes place amongst men, usually about women, inside the locker room. This was created by the Hope College women and will most likely be used only by these women. "Has anyone heard about the topic of last night’s L.R.T.?"

lake v. The act of throwing a person into the lake [from summer camp]. We should lake Becky after dinner for not wearing her shoes.

lay-away n. A person who interferes with your pick-up attempt. This is a direct definition from an article in the October issue of Glamour, entitled "Words Webster’s Left Out." "He almost had that girl convinced to go out with him until that Abercrombied lay-away got in the way."

l-bomb n. When a person is in a relationship, and they want to tell their significant other they love them. First heard from the mouth of Lisa Doorlag. "Are you going to drop the l-bomb on him?"

leather face n. Used to describe a person’s face, often a woman’s, who has been to the tanning booth too much. Her face resembles the texture and color of “tanned” leather. Did you see that woman who tans every day, she’s got leather face!

leaver n. Referring to those types of peoples who live in harmony with the environment. Live without taking so much from the environment that it kills other species. Taken from the book Ishmael by Daniel Quinn. "If I call one group Takers and the other Leavers…" (Ishmael pg 38)

leet, also l33t, l337 or 1337 adj. 1. any quality of being elite, dominating, or otherwise awesome, but referring esp. to one’s ability to make other people’s computers malfunction or to destroy them in endless deathmatch gaming tournaments. Generally refers to the self, and is most likely followed by the words “haxor” or “skillz.” “I think we know who has the most mad leet skillz and gaming skillz in this thread. *points at me …” Derived from an abbrevation and bastardization of “elite.”
n. 1. the language or dialect of English typed by (insecure) h4><0rz, and characterized by the replacement of roman letters with numbers and symbols, the prominent use of z and -or, ph for f, and ‘t3h’ for ‘the’ . “0Mg D00d U r t3h fu><0r3d! d0nt u kNpW u rn7 spp0zEd 2 sp33k 1337 pN tihs pH0RuM?” “OMG dude you are the fuckzored! Don’t you know you aren’t supposed to speak leet in this forum?”

Leon Spinks n. A sporting event with some controversy to it. “We’re going to need a Boesky, a Jim Brown, two Jethros, a Leon Spinks, a Miss Daisy and the biggest Fitzgerald ever” (movie “Ocean’s Eleven,” 2001). Leon Spinks was a heavyweight boxer best known for his 1978 upset victory over Muhammad Ali. It was only Spinks’ eighth professional fight and his win was by decision.

linner n. A combination of lunch and dinner, usually eaten around 3:00 p.m. on Saturdays. This term is native to Glenbrook, Illinois. It is rather common to hear this throughout the town. "We will be having chef salad and homemade bread for linner this afternoon."

liquid courage n. A term for alcohol. This word implies that by drinking enough alcohol, one can go beyond his fears and try something that they never would try when sober. "I want to ask that girl out, but I need some liquid courage."

liquid Satan n. Another word used for "diarrhea." Making an entire meaning in itself, "this word is a compound of two familiar words. This word originates from the Hope Men’s Swimming team of five years ago and is not used frequently today. The spread of this word and others used by this organization is quite minimal. Usually, girlfriends of these men pick up on their jargon. "I had liquid Satan last night after I practically inhaled that spaghetti."

listening level n. Refers to the level of a text which a child can comprehend if the text is read aloud. Listening comprehension (and, therefore, the listening level) comes before reading comprehension and is usually two to three years ahead. A listening vocabulary is the pool of words from which a reading vocabulary develops. Used among educators who promote reading aloud to children, notably Jim Trelease, quoted here: "You say your son is reading at a fourth-grade level? Wonderful! But tell me: What’s his listening level?" (Smithsonian Magazine, Feb., 1995)

lit adj. A state of being, a person becomes so intoxicated that they have no recognition of where they are. "You were so lit last night, you had no clue as to what was happening."

lobe-job n. A massage to the inside of the ear with the fingertip. This term came from an article in the September issue of Cosmopolitan, entitled "Mind-blowing Massage Tactics." "His wife game him a lobe-job in order to relax him after a stressful day."

loogie n. This refers to the accumulation of phlegm in the throat that allows one to spit. A term used to identify the phlegm you cough up when you have a bad cold. Related to the words goober and booger. It is often heard in a conversation of the younger generation. "Why are you so congested? Do you have a big loogie?"

loopy adj. Used to describe someone who acts crazy or seems to be a little odd. "That guy in my math class is kinda loopy. I don't think he has it all together." May come from the idea that something that has a lot of loops is hard to follow and can be confusing and troubling.

LOTT acronym Means “lipstick on the teeth.” Similar to FIT, this term is used by young generation women often with each other. The conversation usually takes place after some freshening up in the middle of a date. The vain woman asks her friend to make sure she doesn’t go back to her date with red teeth. “Sarah, can you check me? Do I have LOTT?”

louee n. Similar to a u-turn, yet this term is used when you turn right to go left. These turns are often referred to as a Michigan turn as well. Slang for a u-turn would be "u-ee". Adding the l in front of this makes it clear the direction you would like to go (left). "In order to go west on US 31, you will have to do a louee at the next light."

love tank n. Term used to represent people’s center of emotions and what makes them feel good about themselves. The term can be used to describe a healthy and full center of emotions or an unhealthy and empty center of emotions. Created by the book, The Five Love Languages. "When your spouse’s emotional love tank is full, he feels secure in your love." (The Five Love Languages by Gary Chapman).

LSD adj. A term used by cross-country runners that stands for ‘Long Slow Distance’. This is one form of training that the runners do. "Today at practice we are going to do an LSD run."

mainer n. Driving down the main street of a town strictly to see who is there. Usually occurs in small towns where residents all know each other. Developed because one drives down the main street of the town. Used by teens living in small towns, especially LeSueur, Minnesota. "We pulled a mainer last night and saw all the usuals by the factory."

makin’ bank A slang phrase meaning that a person is earning an exceptional amount of money. "I heard people in Miami are really good tippers—Kenny must be makin’ bank out there!"

marinate v. To hang-out or chill with your friends. A second meaning for the word marinate, because food marinates, and it just sits there. Most young adults use this term to describe doing nothing. Developed by Paul Yeager in Okemos, Michigan a few years ago and traveling through the "hockey crowd" in high school. "I was marinating at home after dinner, when I got a phone call from Greg, and it gave me motivation to exercise!"

medicine head 1. n. A drowsy sensation due to cold or allergy medication. 2. adj. Describing the feeling of having a medicine head.

melon n. Slang term for "head." This term is used mostly by males, and gained popularity through the movie Wayne’s World. "Aw, man, I just banged my melon on my loft!"

Melrose Syndrome n. The state of dating only within your clique. This was a term from an article in Glamour entitled "Words Webster’s Left Out." "Many people think that sororities and fraternities have Melrose Syndrome, especially around Homecoming time."

mepic n. A mock-epic. A tale meant to mock the traditional seriousness of an epic by incorporating outlandish themes into a story line that would otherwise parallel that of the traditional epic. First coined by a college student in the literary analysis of Chaucer’s The Nun’s Priest’s Tale. “[W]e cannot call “The Nun’s Priest’s Tale” anything but a mock epic, or, the term I prefer, mepic.” (“How is the Nun’s Priest’s Tale an epic? How is it not?, Bottema, 3).

mer intj. Expresses frustration or sentimental fondness. Originates from “meh,” an articulation of the sound a goat makes. Frequently used by Hope College senior women. “Mer!” in response to a particularly heinous homework assignment.

metrosexual n. Term used to describe a heterosexual male, usually found in an urban setting, who does things stereotypically thought of as feminine or ‘gay’ behavior, such as shopping, getting pedicures, or going to the spa. Recently used by several media outlets, but its origination most likely predates its adoption. “My last boyfriend was such a metrosexual, he was always worried about his nails.”

Milton n. Bad things happen to you on a frequent basis. Everything is not going your way. Used by students at Hope College. "Man, that guy is a Milton." Developed from the movie "Office Space".

Moe n. Derived from the character Moe, who appeared on the television show The Three Stooges. A person who is a complete idiot. My brother uses this term to explain how he feels about Al Gore. "The guy is a total Moe; he thinks I’m gonna vote for someone who wants all my money."

Monet n. A person who looks attractive from far away, but when looked at closer is really not good-looking at all. Used in the movie Clueless: "She is a total Monet."

money adj. Good, great. Able to do something well. Used by many students at Hope College and frequently used on Sportscenter. "You’re so money and you don’t even know it." (Movie "Swingers").

motherload interjection Derived from mother lode (n.). An expression to reflect a feeling of being overwhelmed with too many things to accomplish. Also used to show surprise at an abundance of something. "Oh motherload! I have a million things to do today and no time to do them."

mouse potato n. A person who spends too much time surfing the internet. Found in Experience Magazine, September 1999. "Matt is such a mouse potato. He has spent all day with his IBM."

mow-down v., intr. To consume vast amounts of food. Used by some people in their late teens or early twenties. "I’m going to go and mow-down now."

mud ducks n. A particularly sloppy patch on a hiking trail that a hiker’s foot will sink into. Used by hikers in New York’s Adirondack Mountains. Comes from the sound- which sounds similar to quacking- a boot makes when pulled out of the mud. "Watch out for the mud ducks on the trail between Mt. Marcy and Panther Gorge."

mullet-head n. A description of a male who has a hair cut with a short, flat top and long hair in the back. Used mainly by teenagers. It is often used stereotypically. "Oh, look! There goes a mullet-head!"

munson v. To be in extreme trouble. To be in a situation that seems impossible to get out of. To be up a creek without a paddle. "It’s a good thing you stopped by, otherwise I would have been munsoned out in the middle of nowhere." (Movie "Kingpin").

nanner n. A banana. "Nanner" is an example of dining hall slang found among students at Hope College. Since many students find it takes far too much effort and time to pronounce three-syllable words such as "banana," proper actions must be taken to shorten such words to either one or two syllables. This is the case with "nanner." The term is mostly used by the female population at the college and is fairly new to the dining hall. "The nanners are not quite ripe."

napjerk n. The action of falling asleep (marked by the lowering of the head) and then violently jerking yourself awake upon realization. First used in the classrooms of Hope College in Holland, MI to describe students’ behavior. "The student was embarrassed when she awoke with a napjerk."

nappy adj. Mostly used to describe a female with bad hair. The hair can be huge, greasy, or crispy, etc. Although, this can be used in general if you do not really like someone. "Her hair is so nappy, how can she go out in public like that." Or "She is so nappy."

napulate intrans.v. An alternative to the phrase "take a nap." Used by Beck Cottage residents. "I am going to go napulate for an hour of so."

narf intj. Expression of frustration, surprise, or distress. Originated from the cartoon show "Pinky and the Brain"; used often in Beck Cottage. "Narf! I burnt the cookies!"

nast adj. Something terrible, disgusting, gross. Used by the younger generation to describe something generally found offensive. An abbreviation of "nasty." "This meatloaf surprise is nast!"

necessary facility n. The bathroom. Used among the elite who desire to tactfully excuse themselves without using the more tactless words like ‘bathroom’ or ‘toilet.’ "Excuse me, gentlemen, I’ll have to dismiss myself to the necessary facility."

necessary room n. Referring to the restroom or bathroom. This term can be substituted by many other words such as "restroom," "bathroom," "water closet," "w.c.," "toilet," "wash room," "powder room," etc. In a restaurant, the sign on the door said "Necessary Room for Women." "Please excuse me, I need to make a trip to the necessary room."

neegs n. Referring to a person who has been to the tanner. A very tan person. The state of being tan. The opposite of albines (se albines entry). Scarcely used by West Michigan High School students. "That girl looks very Neegs."

nic-fit n. The nervous and/or hysterical actions of someone who craves a cigarette. This slang term derives from “nicotine fit.” People who are trying to quit smoking, or someone who is unable to have a cigarette because of circumstances generally uses the term. Irritable or agitated behavior, as well as fidgeting, are usually symptoms of a nic-fit. “Give Leslie a cigarette, she’s having a nic-fit.”

nine-eleven n. Also 9-11; reference to the date September 11, 2001, when the World Trade Center towers were demolished by commercial planes that were stole and maneuvered by terrorists. Where were you on nine-eleven?

non-coffee, n. A coffee house drink other than coffee. Used specifically by individuals who spend time in coffee houses but are vehemently opposed to the caffeinated brew and so whish to establish their abstinence from the stuff. “I’m meeting the posse for non-coffee in an hour.”

nose-connector n. The hard skin portion separating a person’s two nostrils. Used by people who are unfamiliar with scientific terms. "My nose-connector is sore from blowing." "My mother would kill me if I got my nose-connector pierced."

NOYB, int. From an abbreviation for “none of your business.” Used to indicate that no further answer shall be given. A stand-in for “no comment.” “So, where were you last night? –NOYB.”

nugget n. Can be used to describe anything that is smaller than usual. Originated to describe a tiny, hand-held stapler as opposed to a regular size stapler. "That stapler is such a nugget, it looks like it was made for a baby." Can be used to describe humans as well: "Your grandmother is a nugget."

nunya n. None of your business. 1. Said to a person who is attempting to enter a conversation after it’s already started. "It ain’t nunya." 2. Given as a command to a person you don’t want involved in an activity. Simply stated as "Nunya." 3. Implies secrecy. Also meaning "you don’t need to know."

Nykerk adj. Something related to the Hope College Nykerk Cup Competition. A specific action, facial expression, or tone of voice. Used most often by members of the Nykerk Play, it involves actions, facial expressions, or voices which are considered to be exaggerated, loud, and/or obnoxious. Can also refer to the manner in which Nykerk Play participants speak to one another while pacing forward (to an audience) and then, upon completion of speech, turn with a strong, exaggerated movement toward the person they are speaking to. Originating sometime in Nykerk Cup Competition history. "That was such a Nykerk move." "I want you to make a Nykerk face."

off the hook adj. A term used to describe something that is cool, happening, or just really, really, really great. Possibly developed because when something is so good, it cannot possibly be kept on the hook; used mainly among teenagers and twenty-somethings. “That party was off the hook.” “His body is totally off the hook.”

on the fly 1. adj. A phrase used in many restaurant kitchens by servers to convey to cooks that a mistake has occurred and the food item is need as fast as it can possibly be cooked. Derived from the idiomatic use of the v. "fly" when referring to a person moving quickly. "That child at my table just changed his mind. I need a cheese pizza on the fly!" 2. Thence abbreviate to a v. tr.: "I need you to fly me a cheese pizza!"

OOC adj. Abbreviation for ‘out of control,’ used to describe an extreme, surprising, or bothersome situation. May have a negative connotation. Originated among young adults in the late nineteen-nineties. "That movie is a little OOC in terms of sex and violence." "I can’t believe she came to visit you all the way from California---she is OOC!"

open chair n. In a cell group of eight to fifteen people, you leave a chair open to invite another person into the group. "I’m glad he used our open chair because he contributed a lot to our cell group discussion."

orgasmic adj. Implies that something is absolutely exceptional. Can be used to describe almost anything. "This triple chocolate fudge cake is totally orgasmic." The word used in this way, is mostly used by females.

osmoze v. intr. To move through or transmit through the process of osmosis. "I feel the warm love ozmoze, chest to cheek."

pc acronym It stands for personal contact. "The pc between those two is very inappropriate. It would be fine for them to do at home but it should not be allowed at the workplace."

PDA n. Abbreviation for a public display of affection, in which a couple acts romantically in front of other people. Used by all age groups, though more likely to be used by tens and young adults. "Eew, look at the PDA over there, you’d think they could wait to make out until they weren’t on our bus anymore."

peace out inter. Good-bye. Slang, used by teenagers. Developed from hippies that said peace (freedom from war) and held up their middle and index fingers for good-bye. “Peace out, I will see you later.”

pearl v. tr. To present one’s girlfriend with a pearl ring as a symbol of dedication and devotion. "She’ll be the next to get engaged. She got pearled this summer." Probably the Western Michigan equivalent of giving a promise ring.

peeps n. An abbreviated form of "people." "Come on peeps! Let’s go to the show." Used exclusively in the plural. Coined by a Hope student, the word has now been conscientiously adopted as a gender neutral term to replace "guys," while retaining its informal, comfortable quality.

peoples n. Parents. "You ain’t gonna see my peoples at parent/teacher conferences."

perf adj. To describe an idea that is awesome or excellent. Commonly used among teenagers to show how excited they are in an activity or outing. This word was developed because teenagers are too lazy to use the word perfect. “Perf!” “That is a perf idea!”

pertinrue n. A person who is acting in a disagreeable or unusual manner. A party-pooper. Term used by a special education student in the Washtenaw Intermediate School District. May be derived from the breakdown of the root words; pert, meaning bold or lively and rue, meaning to feel regret or sorrow. The direct translation from these roots would thus be, a normally lively and bold person in, or expressing sorrow. "Don’t be such a pertinrue."

phat adj. 1. Excellent or superb. 2. Exceptionally and impressively large. [P(retty) + H(ot) + A(nd) + T(empting).] "Did you see Randolph’s new automobile? Man, that thing is phat!" "I would love to go to the mall with you. That would be so phat." The term originated in California’s African-American hip-hop culture. However, it has become widespread and is now used by young people of all racial and ethnic groups while retaining its original meaning. It is sometimes used humorously due to its being frequently confused in conversation with "fat." For example, "Harold, you look phat! . . . [Harold looks suitably stricken until speaker continues] With a ‘p’ ‘h’!"

pheast adj. Awesome. An expression used when something is great. Used most often by college-age males when they wish to express joy and pleasure. Person 1: "Is that party on Saturday night still on?" Person 2: "Yeah, it’s still on!" Person 1: "Pheast! I’ll be there!"

phelpsing v.i. 1) To eat a meal in Phelps cafeteria and stay for extended periods of time in order to socialize. Used by various students at Hope College, specifically those who are underclassmen and forced to endure the horrors of Phelps, the Hope College cafeteria. Originally used by Barb Stodden during the 2001-02 school year. “I’ll see you in about two hours, I’m going phelpsing.” 2) To cram as many people as possible around a rather small table, particularly if this requires dishes and/or individuals to be stacked on each other, under furniture, and behind potted plants. “Since Jesse, David, Darcy, Katie and Gabe are all coming over, we’re gonna be Phelpsing tonight for dinner.” Often used with the added phrase “it up,” as in, “Thirteen people around a coffee table? We’re really Phelpsing it up today.”

PIB n. Shortened form of Person In Black. Someone who wears either all black or black clothing all the time. Used in the larger U.S. cities. Oftentimes, a PIB is one who is a "deep," artsy intellectual or a very chic, cosmopolitan type. "You’d like her. She’s a PIB."

piff n. A dumb person; an insulting, but joking title. Used by certain college students at Hope. "I can’t believe you did that! You’re such a piff!"

piggy n. A foot. This term is most commonly used in the presence of young children. Derived from the nursery rhyme “This Little Piggy” in reference to a toe. “Aren’t your piggies cold? You should put some socks on.”

pimpin' adj. Used to describe someone who looks real good and acts real good. It is used mainly in the teenage community to describe people who look "cool" and act "cool". "Look at that guy. His clothes are sweet. Look at how he smiles. He's pimpin'."

plastastic adj. Used to describe a body, or one of its parts, that has obviously had too much plastic surgery. Developed by combining the word plastic and fantastic. Used mostly by tourists walking down Rodeo Drive in Hollywood, California. “That woman’s face is so plastastic that she smiles even when she is upset!”

platter-footed adj. A term used for a horse whose hoof is splayed out and the hoof has no heel. People who own horses use this term. A platter-footed horse usually is in discomfort from walking on his heels and most likely needs shoes. “Gus needs shoes and wedge pads to lift the angle of his hoof so he’s not so platter-footed.”

pleather 1. n. Plastic leather. Used to describe clothing made of polyurethane, a synthetic material resembling leather. Used primarily by young individuals and people in the fashion industry. Origin unknown. "This coat isn’t real leather; it’s pleather. 2. adj. An article of clothing made of polyurethane. "He’s wearing pleather pants."

podunk n. A small country town or person from such a locale. "Luanne is from Borculo. What a podunk!"

poochie n. The small mound of fat located on a woman’s abdomen, just above the bikini line. It is the roll of fat just below the belly button that women constantly try to eliminate through sit-ups, crunches, abdominal machines, and cosmetic surgery. Used by the female gender, particularly college students. "This bathing suit makes my poochie stick out! I need to do more sit-ups to get rid of it! I can’t even zip up my favorite size zero jeans!"

pop hit n. The most popular of something. Used by some Hope College students, particularly those who lived in Columbia Apt. #5 in the summer of 2000. Originally applied to pop music, but has grown to be applied to anything. "Andrew ordered the McChicken sandwich instead of the Big Mac, because the Big Mac was the pop hit."

po-po n. A nickname for a police officer. Mainly used when a person is driving in a car. Many high school students in Westerville, Ohio, use this term. "Watch out for the po-po, they are strict along this road."

popo n. Police. Used by people to indicate the police. Typically used by people living in the cities and people, who clam bake when they see the police coming to arrest them. Possibly this term came from the rap community, but may have wider source of origin. "The popo came to arrest Johnny."

posse, int. An exclamation used to denote that a majority contingent of a core group of friends is present. This usage is common among members of Beck cottage and wider circle of friends. Derived from the usage of posse to denote a group of friends. Often used in crowded living rooms, in a packed movie theater aisle, or of course, around a Phelpsed-up table. –Hey, Katie and Carol just got here. – Posse!

postal adj. Slang for mental imbalance. Used exclusively with the verb "go." "Wow! She has gone postal on us." Postal being used as an adjective probably started soon after the many incidents of postal employees opening fire on their offices in the late '80s. The employees who did this were thought to be very crazy. Since the incidents seemed to come without warning, the adjective postal is most often used to describe someone who used to be "normal" but has quickly become insane.

posted up n. Where one lives or is staying overnight. The phrase is mostly used in the suburbs of Detroit. "I’m posted up at the 5^th and Pine. Want to join me later?"

posterize /po’sterīz/ v. The act of getting beat by an opponent in sports. Derived from a person being beat in the sporting event becoming immortalized on a poster of the athlete performing the better athletic maneuver. “Did you see that move by Michael Jordan on the basketball court? He totally posterized Patrick Ewing!”

potato dog n. A hot dog wrapped in hash brown and deep-fried. This is a common lunch treat in Vienna, especially for students of the Vienna Summer School. "I just had the best hot dog in the world - the potato dog."

potato server adj. A computer network that is slow moving. Used by impatient, computer literate people. Derived from the phrase "couch potato" as one who rarely moves. "Argh, it’s been 5 seconds, you must have a potato server."

pound, vt. 1. To consume something very quickly. Most commonly used by teenagers. 2. The act of bumping fists to symbolize a greeting, a leave-taking, a celebration, or an acknowledgement. Used most commonly among teenagers but is being slowly integrated into the mannerisms of hip parents and young adults. “Dude, we totally pounded that gallon milk.” “Good point bro, pound it! (followed by the extension of one’s closed fist towards the person being addressed in anticipation of a reciprocated fist extension).”

prayer language n. A person’s particular set of utterances when praying in tongues, or the general Christian practice of praying in tongues. The kind of spoken tongues that have no interpretation; a spiritual communion with God that is unintelligible to the mind. Praying in the Spirit. See 1 Corinthians 14:2; 4-6; 13-19. Used in charismatic Christian churches to distinguish from the kind of tongues that are to be interpreted for the benefit of the church. "Betty received the prayer language on Tuesday night and had been praying constantly."

pre-marital interdigitation adj. A camp counselor term used to refer to campers holding hands. I” saw a little pre-marital interdigitation between Calvin and Susie this afternoon!”

prettiful adj. Beautiful or pretty, often in a unique or surprising way. Usually applied to objects instead of people. Created from a combination of “pretty” and “beautiful.” Term is used among young people, chiefly of high school age or younger. That drawing she did for art class is prettiful; you’ve got to see it.

pre-wife n. Term used by a young man wishing not to sound too formal when presenting his fiancée to others. “Have you met Tammy, my pre-wife?”

produkti n. Food, produce. The term has come into local use (Holland, Michigan) referring to food in general. This term is adapted and transliterated into the Latin alphabet from Russian, retaining its original meaning. In Russian cities there are small grocery/convenience stores on almost every corner called "Produkti". The literal term being used as a store name is very common in Russia after the years of state-ownership and non-competitive economy. There was no need for original or catchy titles, so most businesses still are named for exactly what they are. (Literally, "food," "fruit" "ice-cream," "medicine," etc.) "Let’s go to Phelps and get a little produkti."

prolly adv. Something will most likely happen, more often than not. It can also be used for the word "yes." This word comes from the stem used in probably. Used often on AOL’s instant messenger and originating from Okemos/East Lansing area. "Are you going to the Michigan State, U of M game?" "Prolly."

props n. An expression of approval used among teenagers. Used to compliment and give credit to a job well done. “You get props for that!”

prossible, adj. A combination of “possible” and “probable” that denotes a slightly greater probability than mere possibility while retaining a fair deal of uncertainty. “I suppose it’s prossible that Kerry could win the election.”

pruner n. A person who enjoys staying in a hot tub until becoming a gigantic prune every day of the week. Has been overheard in conversations amongst people who actually have hot tubs. "I think something is wrong with Mike. I think he is becoming a pruner; his skin is so wrinkly."

puckerbrush n. A slang term used to describe the countryside or a remote area. Often used by people in the south, especially in Georgia. "Man, you live in the puckerbrush!"

puff, puff, give, give The proper protocol for cigarette sharing in which you take two puffs from the cigarette and then promptly give the cigarette back to the own so that they can “puff” on the cigarette twice. This slang term is generally used in a social setting when cigarettes are lacking and people become desperate. “Don’t be selfish, puff, puff, give, give” (Tia Tow).

pull a Prince, v. To do the impossible or near impossible; to perform an amazing feat. Used by fans of the Detroit Pistons in reference to an amazing block by Tayshaun Prince during the Eastern Conference Finals in 2004, in which he shot down to the basket from across the court and blocked a layup, landing several rows into the crowd. “I totally pulled a Prince last night – I stayed up all night and finished my entire research paper.”

pulling a Jesus The act of doing something extraordinary. "Wow, she really pulled a Jesus by getting that sculpture done before it was due."

Punky Brewster, n. Person acting silly or crazy. Slang term of endearment for a person acting abnormally. Used mostly by young individuals who watched the popular 1980’s television show by the same name. Redefined by individuals who were recalling childhood. “Calm down there, Punky Brewster!”

pwn, v. To make something or someone one’s inferior; to dominate. Originated in the computer tech world in “elite speak,” where common typos as well as characters and abbreviations replace standard spellings. These are coming into verbal use now instead of just in conjunction with the cit community. Other examples are “lol,” “sux0r3d,” and “r0x0rs.” Used frequently in the office of the Hope College Anchor when staff finish something late at night. “I totally pwn3d (pwned) the printer.” “Oh man, you just got pwn3d!!!”

Q.T. n. A worthwhile period. Abbreviation for Quality Time. Used when referring to a term spent with good friends. Originating in 1998, by VanderBorgh apartment residents. "Last night I spent some Q.T. with my roommates."

Q-tip n. An elderly person with white hair and white shoes. Used most often by college students, who are frustrated with a slow driver ahead of them. Commonly said to other friends or passengers in the car. This word developed from the word ‘Q-tip’ because elderly people have white hair that resembles the tip of a Q-tip. "Geez, they are driving so slow; they must be Q-tips!" "Q-tips get off the road!"

quadroturaflub n. The rush of air you feel when you walk through a door. Picked up from people who often attend sporting events in stadiums. Before exiting the stadium through the sliding doors, Sally says, "That quadroturaflub is totally going to mess up my hair."

quality citizen n. A person, who is physically attractive, intelligent, kind, and humorous. Used to describe a person of the opposite gender. Typically used by someone who has a crush or is infatuated with the person endowed with the characteristics listed above. Also known as the "perfect mate." "Do you know Ben? Now that boy is definitely one QUALITY citizen! He is so cute and funny! I would marry him in an instant!"

quan n. When you are one with something. Suggests unity or completion. A loosely defined quality combining or uniting athletic skill with love and respect, as well as money. This word is used in the movie Jerry Maguire by Tom Cruise and Cuba Gooding Jr. "Jerry, you are the ambassador of quan." And "Some players have coin, but I have the quan."

raise the roof A phrase that is intended to make a fun situation, often a party or a sporting event, even better. "Turn up the music! Let's raise the roof!" "Raising the roof" may be related to having a house so full of people that not all of them fit. "Raise the roof" also has a corresponding gesture, which involves turning one's palms parallel to the ceiling and raising your arms up and down in a controlled motion.

raise up v. To "raise up" is to go to the bathroom. "Do you have a magazine? I need to raise up and I might be in there awhile." This term originated in Kollen Hall.

rally's adj. Bad, sorry, or lacking. This term comes from the name of the restaurant chain Rally's and is used in the rap group Outkast's song "Elevators" in which they refer to food from Rally's as "bull@#$%." It is found in use among college students, assumably first among those who were fans of this rap group. The term is cited for use at Jackson State University in Jackson, MS, by the College Slang Research Project. "Did you go to the guest lecture on Economics last night?" "Yeah, it was totally rally’s."

rammie, n. A state of being, meaning hyperactive or full of energy. Short for “rambunctious.” Born in Hope College’s Dykstra Hall by a cluster of freshmen of the class of 2006. “I’m so rammie right now!”

rancher n. 1. One who consumes an inordinate amount of Jolly Ranchers. 2. One who sits by a bowl of candy and makes sure that none escapes, especially the prized Jolly Ranchers, and who will occasionally give away some of the candy to people who would like one. "Hey, rancher, throw me one." The rancher replies, "Yeah, why don’t you come over here and get it yourself." This word usually occurs around people who have nothing better to do than argue over candy and watch television.

randy adj. Flirtatious. This word can be found in the American Heritage Dictionary, ed. 3 where it is defined as, "exhibiting uninhibited sexuality, lecherous, or ill-mannered." However, it has now come into use as a friendly slang term, in contrast to its older, extremely negative connotation. Its modern slang use could be compared to a term like "macking," or "being a little friendly." It can be used as a light joke, or as a description of the conduct of a person one is "fond" of. The original term probably comes into English use from Dutch. "She was kind of randy last night, it was pretty funny."

rape van n. Also commonly called the “raper”. This term is slang for Hope College’s shuttle van service. Was probably deemed the “Rape Van” because it is meant to keep women from becoming the victims of the senseless, damaging act of rape. “Did you call the Rape Van yet? We really have to get to the library soon.”

rasino n. A racetrack with slot machines. Source: NPR News, 9/27/98.

raspberry n. Similar to a zubert, which is a light gust of air, accompanied with vibrating lips, upon someone’s body. Shows affection and has a sexual connotation. Term used among college students. "The soft raspberry she gave him sent a tingle down his back and set the mood for an intimate evening."

red n. The traditional red hooded sweatshirt worn by members of the Sigma Sigma Sorority. Also used in the phrase "the ladies in red," which refers to the members of the Sigma Sigma Sorority. In the early 1970s, members of the sorority coined this term then they purchased their new sweatshirts. This term expanded across campus and it continues to be widely used. However, it would be uncommon to hear this term away from Hope College. "Don’t forget to wear your red on Friday. Let’s show our Sigma pride!" "So, what do the ladies in red have planned for this evening?"

regulars n. Members of a group that congregate at the same place and the same time every night. Used by many northern Michigan high school students to refer to those who have graduated from high school yet still hang out in town every night. "Well, here come the regulars, on time as usual."

relaetional adj. A combination of “relational” and “rational,” used to express being rational in a relationship. Likened to “utopia” because this too is a state that can never be achieved. I know that telling her would be the smart thing to do, but it wouldn’t be relaetional, now would it?”

rental units, n. Parents. Combination of “parental units” and “rents” or “rentals,” all slang for “parents.” Used by high school students of Lake Central High School’s class of 2002 (St. John, IN). “Are those your rental units?”

respawn v. The process of recreating a computer avatar that has been fragged in a video game. Used primarily by players of first person shooter video games. From the idea that avatars are “spawned,” or produced in large numbers like reptile eggs. The next time I respawn, Paul, I’ve got a bazooka with your name on it.

revmobile n. Used in reference to any vehicle driven by any member of a clergy. Derived from the word "reverend," referring to Christian clergy member, and from the word "automobile," referring to a self-propelled land vehicle. "I saw the revmobile uptown today."

ride n. A vehicle. "I like your ride." Used by people who like cars and trucks.

ridonkulous, adj. Arousing or deserving ridicule. Derived from the word “ridiculous” meaning the same. Developed by Hope College’s theatre department and used mainly by that group. “Man, that class was ridonkulous!”

right-wing nut-job, n. 1. An epithet used by liberals to describe what they see as terminally weird conservatives. “George W. is a right-wing nut-job.” 2. A term of endearment used by liberals towards their conservative but oh-so-wonderful friends, particularly in Beck Cottage. Taken from the parodic film “This Land” on www.jin-jab.com. “You favor Bush’s approach to terrorism? Awwww…you right-wing nut-job!”

ring by spring An “everyone’s doing it” explanation, which trivializes the number of spring engagements at Hope College. Used by the Hope College community, primarily seniors. Likely developed by jealous seniors who were not engaged. The expression doesn’t focus on the commitment, rather the attainment of a diamond. “I’m sure they’ll be engaged soon, after all, ‘ring by spring’.”

road rage n. A state of agitation or emotional stress in which angry, aggressive drivers use driving to express frustration; characteristics include running red lights, speeding and tailgating, and in rare cases may escalate to further violence. "Road rage on the state’s highways has led to increased driver frustrations as well as increased ticketing." Used largely in fall 1997 by several television news shows, as well as cited in the Holland Sentinel (AP), 8/29/97.

rock ‘n’ roll v./exclamatory phrase Let’s go! or, Let’s do it! Used by many people aged thirty-something. "So…that concludes our meeting. Rock ‘n’ roll!

rock my face off v. Used to express extreme excitement, specifically referring to situations that cause you to smile excessively, so much so that your face hurts. Used by various Hope College students, including the song guys of Nykerk 2005. Originally used by Hillary Dykema, “I got up the nerve to ask choir boy to homecoming and he said yes! It rocked my face off!”

rock n. A person or thing that lacks intelligence; a stupid person. "He’s such a rock; he hasn’t done any work all semester and still expects to get an A."

rock v. t. Used in the phrase "you rock my world," meaning the subject makes the speaker’s world better, exceptional. intr. Indicates high esteem of another person. A person who "rocks" is wonderful, excellent, noteworthy. "It rocks that we get a couple of days off for fall break!" Both can also refer to an object or an event. It may possibly derive from the concept of rock-and-roll. If bands can rock, than other things can too.

rocked v. To be engaged to be married. Used in certain circles of friends in reference to engaged members of their groups. Refers to the diamond, or the "rock" the girl wears on her hand. "She got rocked this summer."

rolley bling, n. A tattoo around the bicep. Slang for expressing a tattoo around the bicep, mainly used in R&B lyrics. “Pulling up your sleeve so I can see the Rolley bling” (Jennifer Lopez).

rufus adj. A word used to describe something that is cool and enjoyable. It can only be used as an adjective. Used mostly by teenagers that watch teeny-bopper movies. "This prom in going to be rufus." "What is rufus?" "It is my new, cool word." (Movie, "Never Been Kissed" 1999).

run a wire v. To divulge confidential information. This idiom is used at a drug treatment center in New York City. It is commonly used when referring to someone who turns in their buyer to the police in an attempt to reduce their personal consequences. "Jerry had better skip town fast, seeing as he ran a wire. The kings are going to be looking for him."

sack n. A person who is lazy or does not participate (perhaps from “sack of potatoes”). Don’t be a sack and sit on the sidelines.

sage adj. Sage is used in place of cool by teenagers in Grand Rapids. For something to be "sage," the event or idea has to be something that could truly happen. "Going to Colorado for spring break would be sage, I just have to make sure I have the cash."

salty adj. A generic insult, similar to jerk, wimp, or dork. Used by elementary school children in the Saugatuck area. Originally used to only refer to those children who had dandruff. You are so salty!

scab or scabbing v. intr. Fighting or arguing. Possibly derived from "scrap." "They just wouldn’t stop scabbing and it was so annoying."

schilichisimo n. A man from Sicily who has promiscuous relationships with multiple women. A Sicilian player. A combination of "machismo" and "Sicily." "My last boyfriend was such a Schilichisimo."

schmu n. Someone who is wearing a sour face. It may be due to them being scowly, moody, or a party-pooper, but also used to describe the face of a newborn baby. This term originates from the works of Dr. Seuss, used to describe a race of grouchy people. The meaning is slightly varied in terms of the baby face. "Don’t be such a schmu. Let’s get out on the floor and bust a move!"

Schneider egg, n. An orange construction barrel. Used by truckers for identifying construction barrels and alerting one another about upcoming road closures. This term comes from the trucking company, Schneider, which has an orange logo.

schnikees n. Euphemistic exclamatory phrase. Originated by comedian Chris Farley. Used by fans of Chris Farley or "Saturday Night Live." "Schnikees! I almost hit that car!"

schwag n. Free promotional items that are handed out at a convention, particularly a Computer Science convention. Usage heard only among Computer Science majors who attend conventions on a regular basis. "I’m to the point where I never have to shopping anymore…my entire wardrobe is made up of schwags."

schway adj. A slang term used most often by adolescents when something is enjoyable or likable. Perhaps created by the combination of the term, that is "so way cool," an expression stated when something is enjoyable or likable. "That jacket is so schway!"

scootch trans.v. A movement of the body, whether it be turning around, sliding over, or moving to make room for someone else. Originating from the word scoot. "Scootch around so I can see." (Hatchet, Gary Paulsen 1987, pg 9).

score An expression used to describe something desirable; similar to cool or awesome. "My family is going to Hawaii for Spring Break, score!"

scrot'n adj. Refers to a pick-up truck that is extremely loaded down with weight and is riding very low to the ground, or to the angle of a front-heavy trailer that is attached to a truck, causing the trailer hitch to be less than a foot from the ground. It originates from the employees of Taylor Rental in Holland. "Holy cow, that truck’s scrot’n big time! Must be hauling something really heavy."

scrumbleberry hash n. A dish consisting of a bottom layer of onions and ground beef, on top of which a layer of peas and corn is placed, and topped with mashed potatoes. Also known as shepherd’s pie. Used first as a nonsense word by rural families in central Maine who had concocted the meal but never previously heard of shepherd’s pie. “Mum said to take the scrumbleberry hash out of the over when it’s done.”

scrunchie n. A circular elastic hair band covered in a longer tube of colorful fabric that puckers and gathers loosely due to its excessive length in relation to the elastic band; worn typically by girls and young women with longer hair styles. "After she lost her scrunchie while jogging, her previously braided hair hung loosely around her face." Scrunchies are deplored by boys, especially when it is worn around a girl’s wrist while not in use. The name is taken from the "scrunched" (folded and gathered) appearance of the fabric. Other variations of the word include the more generic twisty, hair tie, and hair band.

seeker sensitive adj. Churches who are sensitive to the needs of visitors who are unchurched and seeking God. "Asking visitors to stand up and be recognized is not very seeker sensitive.

selling Buicks verb phrase Vomiting from alcohol consumption. This is another college slang term, cited in use at SUNY Fredonia, Fredonia, NY by the College Slang Research Project. "Where did John go after the party last night?" "He didn’t do so well, he was back at our place selling Buicks."

senior scramble n. The immediacy which floods through students during their final year of school as they look for true love before the dating selection of college is no longer available. Used by members of the Hope College community, primarily students. Developed as the college emphasized the (dubious) statistic that 80% of Hope students marry Hope students which causes seniors to scramble to be included in that phenomenon. “I feel like I’m part of the senior scramble, but who ever said I have to find someone now?”

sewer rat n. A derogatory term used to describe a small dog or of the toy variety, such as a Pomeranian or a Chihuahua. To be a sewer rat, the dog must be small and have a pointed muzzle. It can be either short or long-haired. "Do you see that sewer rat? I almost stepped on it!"

shack out v. intr. To rest and relax; to "hang one’s hat." Most likely comes from the definition of "shack" as a dwelling. "I’m going to take a homework break and shack out in the TV room for a while."

shady n. A teacher’s pet or a kiss-up in the classroom. Used among teenagers and actually gained from a thirteen year old who uses this at her school. "That girl is the shady in our class."

shanksh v. Alternative word for Thanks, originally Thank You. Slurred slang expression. "I got the book you wanted." "Shanksh! I appreciate it."

shastatize v. To be blown off. Ignored. Scarcely used by West Michigan High School students. "She turned him down for a date; he’s been shastatized."

sheeih interj. An expression of disdain or disbelief. It is necessary for it to be uttered gutturally to get the true effect and power. First used as an expression by Jazz and Blues greats of the past, it developed into an inner city, lower-class fixture. "We are not potheads. Sheeih!" (Movie Half-Baked, 1998).

shhhhht (with gesture) interj. A command or interruption to tell someone to stop talking, usually done in mid-sentence; used with gesture - thumb and first 2 fingers come together.

shibby adj (etc.). Used to indicate that something is “cool.”: It also appears to be a word that, as of yet, has no apparent meaning, and can be used for virtually anything. Somehow it seems shabby to shibby’s users that shibby does not have shibby meaning or strictly defined word class. “Your car is shabby. Have you ever gone shibbying in it? It would be shabby.” First used in the movie Dude, Where’s My Car?, and usually only uttered by its true devotees.

shiggity shiggity shwa, intj. 1. a hip and smooth exclamation used to greet someone. “HEY MICHAEL, SHIGGITY SHIGGITY SHWA!!!” 2. a flourish appropriate to any moment of celebration, victory, or finality, esp among twenty-something web browsers and gamers. Sim. to mid-Eng “huzzah.” “How do you like that?! Shiggity shiggity shwa!” 3. A phrase equivalent to “Can you dig it?” at the end of a question. “Mario Twins - watch it okay, shiggity shiggity shwa?” Coined by the makers of a popular internet parody cartoon of the original NES Mario Bros. game, called Mario Twins. www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/mario.php. Possibly derived from the name of the creator of the Super Mario games, Shigeru Miyamoto.
n. 1. A word used to designate something exceptionally cool, where a less hip person might have inserted “bomb-diggity.” “The original NES is the shiggity shiggity shwa!” 2. a substitution for almost anything

shiznit slang. expression. Term used as an alternative to the profanity, shit. Used when one is frustrated or angry about something. This term is most commonly used among college students. “Shiznit that hurt!” (after dropping a hammer on one’s toe).

shnikies int. An exclamation of surprise or dismay. Possibly related to the interjection ‘shoot.’ It is usually at the beginning of a further description of the situation. "Shnikies, that potato was hot!"

shortcar n. A parking space which, at first glance, appears to open, but upon further investigation, is discovered to be occupied by a small vehicle. Used by students who search in vain for a parking space in overcrowded lots. "There’s one. Oh, wait, it’s a shortcar."

shrimp v. tr. To get rid of a person’s head but keep the body. Not literal. Refers to what some feel should be done to a person with an unattractive face but an attractive body. Used mostly by males who are looking at females. Most likely originated from the fact that when one eats shrimp (seafood), one bites the head off. “That girl had an amazing body, but for her to be cute we’d need to shrimp her.”

shunk verb, transitive. To stand someone up; to say an action will be performed but never follow through on that action. "My friends were supposed to pick me up to go to the movies Friday night, but they shunked me. I ended up staying home alone." The term surfaced in high schools around 1994. It may have derived from the term "shuck, " circa 1959, meaning "to deceive."

shup v. Slang for "shut up." When used, it usually means you are annoying me, shut up before you make me angry. It can also be used to express disbelief. "Maggie got a perfect score on the ACT!" "Shup! I thought she was a dumb cheerleader."

Siberia n. The Hope College parking lot farthest away from campus. The place where no one wants to park. This term comes from the actual geographic location of Siberia in Russia. It is generally used as a label for far away places, or somewhere in the middle of nowhere. Used frequently by Hope College students with parking permits. "I’m late because I ended up parking in Siberia and had to walk all the way back here."

sick adj, Awesome, radical, out-of-control, out-of-this-world. A slang term used to describe an incredible wave. Term is used among surfers and body-boarders on the Atlantic Coastline, most often found in Virginia and North Carolina. "Did you see that wave? It was sick!" This term is usually said with great emotion and body language. "I was riding some pretty sick waves today!"

side door ministry n. Churches who evangelize using small groups. "Let’s use the side door ministry to reach out to people."

sit and pick v. A phrase meaning to hang out or sit around and do nothing. "Hey why don’t you come over and we can sit and pick for awhile."

skank n. or skanky adj. A female who is promiscuous in nature and possesses low levels of personal hygiene. Dirty or unclean. A word that is commonly heard at social events, particularly parties. Most commonly used by a female describing another female. "Look at her hanging all over him…she was with so and so last night…she is such a skank!"

sketch case n. A person who possesses sketchy characteristics. Same origin as “sketchy.” “What’s wrong with her? She’s such a sketch case.”

sketchball, n. A person of low moral character; a person who walks around looking out of place. Used by college students to mark unsavory characters and warn others of those people. Taken from the adjective “sketchy.” “He’s such a sketchball.”

sketchy adj. 1. Weird or strange. Questionable character. Possessing multiple personalities and displaying frequent mood swings. Originates from fraternity or sorority groups. "I don’t really get her, she’s pretty sketchy." 2. A negative slang term for something that is undesirable and unappealing. "Do you want to go to that club downtown tonight?" "I don’t know, it seems kind of sketchy." Broadened from the older meaning of uncertain or lacking information.

skinny adj. Made with skim mild, used to describe drinks made at a café or coffee shop. Used in cafes and coffee shops b staffs and customers. Related to the idea that this is a low-fat drink option for those who want to stay "skinny" or slim, also related to the word "skim" of "skim milk." "My favorite drink at J.P.’s is a skinny latte."

skivvs n. Shortened form of the word "skivvies," which is slang for underwear. First used in the suburbs of Minneapolis in the early 1990s, the word has since migrated South and Eastward. "Hey, man—don’t wedge my skivvs. That’s not cool." "Chill baby—It’s not worth getting your skivvs in a bunch."

skosh vb. To give or to pass something to someone. "Skosh me the salt." From "skosh" meaning a small amount.

slammin’ adj. Cool, in style, awesome, outstanding, attention-getting. Derived from the verb “slam.” Originated from the Black Vernacular variety of English. “That outfit is slammin’ (movie Save the Last Dance).

slashdot, also slash-dot or/. v. To bombard a website with so many hits that it is unable to be accessed for some period of time. Often found in the form “to be slashdotted,” as in “Hey, look! That new technology site just got slashdotted!” Derived from the site http://www.slashdot.org, a news forum for technological “geeks” which is widely read and specializes in giving links to other websites as a means of spreading technological news and information.

smack n. The law, the final work. Used by uncertain groups, likely of all ages. Usually used in phrases such as "I laid the smack down" or "put the smack down". Sometimes said teasingly or boastfully when describing forcefulness. Related to "stuff" or "put down the stuff". Likely to be developed from "smack" meaning "to strike sharply" (American Heritage College Dictionary) since it’s about being forceful. "I told those boys what was what; I laid the smack down!"

smag n. Cigarette. Common name for cigarette used by young smokers. Used across Hope College’s campus and has spread throughout the state of Michigan. “I am going outside to smoke a smag.”

smoke-dog n. 1. One who smokes incessantly. 2. One who disregards rain, sleet, snow, and frigid temperatures to sit outside and smoke a cigarette. 3. A greeting, which signifies the person being greeted as one who smokes, usually spoken very loudly so many people who do not know this person can identify him/her as a smoker. "The minute Jen was off work, she stepped outside into a monsoon-like environment. Skillfully, she lit her cigarette in the wind. Mike, seeing this from his office window, opened the window and shouted, ‘Smoke-dog!’ and the entire office building erupted with laughter. Typically used by people, who do not smoke, as way of poking fun at a friend in a nice sort of way.

smokin’ adj. Cool. Neat. Awesome. Used to express positive interest in something or describe the nature of something in an extremely positive tone. Taken from the movie The Mask. Probably derived before that from the words "smoke" and "hot." "How was the turn-out at the dance last night?" "Oh, it was smokin’!" "Look at that car, it is smokin."

smoogy n. Any piece of lint on a person, or on the floor. Used as a word to describe lint. “You have smoogies on your shirt” (Kara Kneubuhler).

smoothie n. A person who does not do things in a laid back manner. A person who makes many, usually unintentional, mistakes. This word is used in a sarcastic manner because it's root is smooth and the actual meaning of smoothie is the opposite of being smooth. This term is also mainly used in the teenage community. (A young man falls down a flight of stairs) "Boy! He sure is a smoothie. (quoted from my sister) (A young man falls in a mud puddle on his way to school) "Look at him. He is such a smoothie." (quoted from my sister)

smurf v. Go. "Let’s smurf on over to Craig’s Cruisers for a go-cart ride."

snacky adj. Used to describe an object that is dirty or old looking. We have only heard it used at Hope College. “That shirt is so snacky.” (Abby Kulick)

snap /snǎp/ interjection. An expression of disbelief. Used in a moment of trying to comprehend a fact that seems unbelievable. “Snap!” exclaimed Derek Zoolander after Matilda revealed she had not had sex in over two years (movie “Zoolander,” 2001).

snappycage adv. A dress code that is a little more formal that casual, but a little less formal than dressy. Traced to a household in Glenbrook, Illinois, but not known to be very popular elsewhere. "Mom, I am going to a Japanese Steakhouse for dinner. What should I wear?" "Oh, just dress snappycage and you will be fine."

snarf v. intr. The result of laughing too hard while consuming a beverage, thereby forcing the liquid to spew from the nose. Possibly a combination of "snot" (pertaining to mucous found in the nasal cavity) and "barf" (referring to the reversal of the ingestive process). Used among a certain group of people who lived in Phelps hall last semester. "Dude, stop it. You’re going to make her snarf her orange juice again."

snarf v.tr. To attack with an embrace and continue to cuddle. When snarfing someone, the snarfer must repeat the word snarf to the snarfee. Used especially by the girls of College East B5 2001. “She woke up when her roommate snarfed her.”

snarf, v. t. 1. To eat in an extremely rapid fashion. “Man, after running, I was so hungry I snarfed that sandwich down in two minutes.” 2. To eat in a weird, slurping, sucking fashion; this can only be achieved with pseudo-liquid substances like Jello or soup. “In the hospital, I amused myself by snarfing Jello off my spoon.”

snarky adj. To be in a bad mood or mean. "Why do you have to be so snarky, she didn’t mean to do it?"

sniped v. To be killed by a sniper. The victim was sniped outside of Home Depot.

snog, v. i. To kiss. From British/Scottish slang. Adopted into American English in Beck Cottage. “House Rule #2: no snogging in the kitchen.” “ I think snogging in the snow would be quite romantic.”

snow job n. Rubbing of someone’s face with snow or in snow. Typically used by adolescent boys in the northern United States in a playful manner with friends. Also know as a "whitewash." "When we get outside, I’m going to give you a snow job."

spanks, n. “Thank you.” Slang shortened form of thank you, used mostly by teenagers. Developed as a novelty term, and used mainly when rhyming. “Spanks, Frank!” “He turned the crank so I said ‘spanks.’”

sparky n. An electrician. Used on construction sights around the country. A label many electricians find demeaning. Similar to calling a sanitary engineer a "garbage man." Originated because electricity makes sparks when two wires touch. "Hey, sparky, my outlet isn’t working."

-spice suffix Without substance; lots of flash but little content. "Look that mom got all dolled up for the pageant, but she forgot about her little girl. It’s Mommy-spice!" With the emergence of the Spice Girls in the last year or so, the word "spice" has developed a remarkable ability to cheapen any other word to which it is attached.

spicy adj. Something sexy, awesome, incredible, vivacious, or unique, usually in reference to a person, place, or thing. Used within small group of the young adult’s community to liven up the language and give compliments. "You’re looking spicy today. Going somewhere special?"

sponger n. Used to describe anyone who spends all of his or her time at the beach doing nothing but body boarding. This term originated in Belmar, New Jersey, and is actually a name of a group ("The Belmar Sponges"), but the term sponger is now used to describe a person who lives at the beach, hangs around the boardwalk, and rides the waves. "Chris is such a sponger, from dawn till dusk, all he does is board!" "I can’t wait until the summer when all I can do is be a sponger!"

sprung adj. Used to describe getting sexually excited. "When a girl walks in with an ity-bity waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung." (Song: Baby Got Back)

squid n. Untalented, uncoordinated, clumsy. Adolescent boys used this word in the 1980s to describe boys that lacked athletic ability. Used immediately after a mistake. May be related to the animal squid and its ten arms that have seemingly uncontrolled movement. "The ball hit you right in the hands. Can’t you catch? What a squid! Squiiid! SSSSSSssssssqqquuuiid!"

squiggle v. A type of kiss using the forehead, noses and lips touching at the same time. My mother’s side of the family uses this type of kiss at family functions. Usually ends in hysterical laughter. “Hey grandma, let’s squiggle!”

squirrellydick n. This is when a person is rude. For example, if a person is really stressed out because of finales and they become rude, you would say "Don’t be such a squirrellydick!"

stinkiness adj. Used by my middle school campers this summer to describe an activity they didn’t want to participate in. "Going swimming after I just did my hair is totally stinkiness!"

stoked adj. Used to describe something a person is very excited about or cannot wait to do. College students can be heard using this word quite frequently. "I’m so stoked about this weekend. The cute guy from my Physics class finally asked me out!"

stoney-critter n. 1. In Frisbee Golf. The way in which a Frisbee rolls upon its edge after bouncing on the ground. "Nice Stoney" 2. Similar meaning used as an exclamation. Announcing a bad 'toss' turned good. "Stoney-Critter, dude." First usage probably by Cosmopolitan Fraternity golfers.

stoopid adj. Great, amazing, awesome. Used mostly by the African-American community. Could have been derived from Latin stupere, meaning to be astonished. "That speaker was really good. He said some stoopid stuff."

straight adj. An individual is okay, fine, has the situation under control. "Are you working on your paper?" "Sure. I’m straight with that."

straight up heart attack n. A large exageration to describe anything that makes one excited, mad, or scared. "That horror movie gave me a straight up heart attack" or "Prof. Shultz gave me a straight up heart attack when he talked about the exam."

straight-edge, abbv: sXe n. 1. A movement or ideology associated with the underground music scene (especially the punk/hardcore scene) whose major principles are the strict avoidance of recreational drugs, and may also include a vegan lifestyle and abstaining from sexual promiscuity. “Straight Edge is a more philosophical offshoot of the punk movement, a reaction to the hedonism and self-destruction that characterised punk.” Origin, according to legend, is that the drummer of the punk band Minor Threat was drawing a poster for a show using a wooden ruler and remarked to his bandmates that it’s straight edge was a metaphor for their lifestyle.
adj. 1. Any characteristic belonging to members of the straight edge movement, likely to include any or all of the following: avoidance of drugs, marking hands with an x in black marker, characteristic body art, and the wearing of a bandit-style bandana on the neck or face. “Here is a gallery of the greatest Straight-edge tattoos!!!”

strap n. A gun. A word used in any inner city to describe a gun. "I’ve got my strap on my side, you better be ready to hide."

study break n. An organized activity, sponsored by the Residential Life staff, at which food, social interaction, and a distraction from homework for overworked Hope College students living in a residence hall is provided. Derived from the identical term, which refers to a break from studying. These activities have become weekly occurrences in Cook Hall, and sporadic occurrences in other places of residence on Hope’s campus. Mostly used in within the context of a question: "Are you going to study break tonight?" or "Are they having anything good at study break tonight?"

suck face v. To kiss. Then two people kiss in public, It is known as sucking-face.

sup int. An informal greeting. Used mainly by teenagers as a conversation starter or as an acknowledgment of presence. Developed as a shortened version of “what’s up?” “Sup? Going to the football game tonight?”

swangy adj. Combination of sweet and tangy. Word used to express certain tastes, such as the cocktail Tequila Sunrise. "That was a swangy salad dressing."

swiper-lady n. The lady at Cook or Phelps cafeterias who swipes the student I.D. cards for admittance. Used by select members of the Dorian Cottage. "Meet me by the swiper-lady at 5:00 for dinner."

swirly n. Pushing someone’s head into the toilet and flushing. Freshmen in high school fear being caught alone in the bathroom by upper-classmen because they might be given one. Many motion pictures show the act of being given a swirly. Comes from the way the victim’s hair looks after being administered a swirly. "I am not going to the bathroom alone. The seniors might give me a swirly!"

taco, v. t. To slam a Frisbee into the ground with enough force to warp said Frisbee in half like taco shell. “Man, when I tried to hammer that Frisbee, I totally tacoed it.”

taker n. Referring to those people types of peoples who consume the environment around them and them and do not live in balance with nature. Characterized by the systematic eradication of other beings to ensure their own survival. Taken from the book Ishmael by Daniel Quinn. "If I call one group Takers and the other Leavers…" (Ishmael pg 38)

tallywagger n. A slang term for the male organ of copulation. Most often used among teenage girls. "He has a large tallywagger."

tangentize verb, intransitive. To digress or diverge. "You’ve tangentized long enough. It’s time to get back on task." Coined to reflect the act of "going off on a tangent," or leaving the task at hand to follow a related, perhaps more interesting, topic. Action occurs commonly in the classroom setting when students attempt to avoid actual work. The value of tangentizing should not however be entirely discounted; from time to time real learning does occur in a tangent.

tank n. A very strong man. Used to describe a person who is very muscular, generally reserved for the use of strong men and not strong women. Can be used to describe a man who induces trepidation because of larger size. This word probably started in circles of the population associated with football or bodybuilding. "Don’t fight with him, he’s a tank."

tank v.i. 1. To move in a manner similar to a military tank, traveling in a straight path and disregarding opposition. Often used in sports. The quarterback is really tanking down the field. 2. To use physical attacks against an enemy while absorbing most of the damage. Commonly used in multiplayer computer games, particularly EverQuest. Probably originated from the similarities between a tank and the fighter avatars. My mage will cast spells from the back while your fighter tanks in the front.
n. One who uses physical attacks and absorbs damage for a group of attackers. Commonly used in computer games, particularly EverQuest, to describe fighters, monks, and other non-magical classes. Move the tanks to the front, and the archers to the back.

taping v. intr. Strictly a Durfee Hall act, taping is a process done to a person on their birthday. Fellow residents tackle a victim, hold him down on the ground, and mummify them in duct tape. They are then brought down the stairs to the lobby where a picture is taken with everyone involved. "Jeff, we need to go to Meijer, there is going to be a taping tonight for Ben’s birthday."

tawanda interjection Emotional expression referring to the power of a woman or a woman’s self-respect. This jargon became popular from its use in the movie "Fried Green Tomatoes." In present day conversation, one might say,"Women are amazing! Tawanda!"

tear int. Used to express disappointment and sadness in regard to lighthearted matters. Can be used to express the same sentiments with extreme sarcasm. Usually accompanied by the motion of running the pinkie finger of either hand from the outside corner of either eye to the bottom of the cheek while simultaneously twisting wrist. Used by the girls of Gilmore hall during the 2001-02 school year. Originally used by either Barb Stodden or Gretchen Peterson. “English boy walked past me today and didn’t even say hi . . . but that might be because he has no idea who I am. Tear.”

tephelone, int. Term to call someone to the phone, created by metathesis. “Ginny! Tephelone!”

tha shiznet adj. Descriptive of someone or something that is cool, awesome, or "the bomb." This word originated with the rapper Snoop Doggy Dogg and is used by a group of my peers. "Yeah boy, you are tha shiznit!"

The Rachel adj. Specified ‘shaggy’ style haircut. This hairstyle was made famous by actress Jennifer Aniston in the television sitcom "Friends." It might be considered the ‘buzz word’ for stylish hair. "Wow, I love your new haircut! It’s ‘The Rachel,’ isn’t it?"

thealogy n. Feminist theology, especially goddess theology. The study of religious thought incorporating feminine spirituality and/or the idea of a feminine deity. Used by feminists and feminist theologians. "Her paper on thealogy dealt with goddess spirituality and the history of goddess traditions."

therapize v. tr. To give psychological therapy or counselling. This word originated in College East Apartment C-2 when Kristina Pecora, a future psychologist, was giving Sandra VanderWal advice. Sandra said "Thanks for therapizing me, it really helped." The word has been used in the apartment ever since. When walking out of Dr. Crane’s office, Niles might say "Thanks for therapizing me, brother."

thith is goood adj. Used to describe something that is especially good. The terms has been widely used by those who watch Saturday Night Live, especially after the release of the movie The Ladies Man. Originated with the ladies man skit done by Tim Meadows on Saturday Night Live. “When I was at the N*sync concert, I turned to my sister and said, ‘Thith is goood!”

throat adj. Extremely competitive. Derives from “cut-throat.” “I quite the soccer team because it was too throat for me.”

thump v. intr. The term used to describe the actions of those who choose to drive around with their car stereos rattling windows three blocks away. Derived from the concept that bass creates a "thumping" sound. Used primarily by people who appreciate the sound qualities of good bass, this term came around in the early to mid 90’s just as giant car stereo systems started to become popular. "Man, did you thump last night on your way home?"

thunder thighs, n. Double mochaccino with whole milk and extra whipped cream. "I'd like a thunder thighs and a scone to go, please." See: http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/cl/cooking/09brewb3.htm.

tight adj. 1. Close, intimate. Used to describe relationships with one’s friends, family or significant other. "I’ve known Max since sixth grade. He and I are tight." 2. Cool, in style, attractive. Used by teenagers to describe clothing, cars and other desired status symbols. "Look at Mike’s new SUV. That car is tight." 3. Heartwarming; really neat. Used primarily by African-Americans. Possible comes from the tight feeling in one’s chest when something gets them "right in the heart." "Wow, that little girl just shared her lunch with a boy who didn’t have anything to eat. That’s tight."4. Unique or stellar. Often used by California surfers or beach bums. "That’s a tight car." "That was a tight performance riding the wave."

tighty-whities n. Men’s white cotton briefs characterized by a snug fit and an elastic waistband. "He prefers boxers over tighty-whities."

tilt n. To falter or make a mistake. When at the Pretty Lake Activity Center outside of Kalamazoo, if someone fell off the ropes, the leaders of the activity center referred to the incident as a "tilt." Perhaps related to the "tilt" sign on pinball machines. "There was a tilt. We must start over again."

tonsil hockey n. A kiss involving the exchange of tongues between mouths. Used in the movie Little Giants. Also know as a French Kiss. "They look like they are playing tonsil hockey."

tool n. A person who is trying to be funny but is failing. "Did you see him last night? He was being such a tool."

tool n. A person who thinks that he or she is socially superior to all persons around them. The noun tool as described with the above meaning is mainly used among teenagers and persons in their early twenties. The meaning described here may have evolved from the original meaning of tool, an object used to help complete a job. A person who is a tool is someone who thinks highly of themselves and because of that people tend to not value them highly, not unlike people not valuing a tool used for a job. "Look at that guy! He sure thinks he's sweet. What a tool." "He answers all the questions in class. He is such a tool."

top-shelf adj. Excellent or high quality. "This pumpkin pie is top-shelf." Of unknown origin, but relating to food in the grocery store. The better brands/food are usually stored higher on the shelf. An example of food that isn’t top-shelf would be the cereal on the bottom shelf. It is advertised as "economical" rather than of high quality. This word is a conversion, in which top-shelf goes from being a noun to an adjective.

train v.i. The act of getting a large number of video game enemies to agro upon a player’s avatar and follow him. This term was developed due to the similarity between a train and a number of enemies chasing a player in an almost straight line. This term is most often used by players of EverQuest. What kind of stupid newbie trains 5 hill giants?
n. The group of multiple video game enemies that are currently aggroed on a player’s avatar. With that large of a train, there is no way Ryan will survive.

transie n. A trendy slang word for transvestite. Someone who dresses like the opposite sex in order to sleep with people of the same sex. "I could hear those transies outside at 4am, hitting on other men and complaining about their high heels killing their feet." (Sex in the City 2000).

trash-television n. Worthless or offensive material found on the television. Commonly used to describe television programs that are perverted or inappropriate for national broadcasting. Soap operas, rated X or Z movies found on HBO or Cinemax, and talk shows are examples of trash-television. "The Jerry Springer Show today was such trash-television. He brought out a man, who was dating his sister’s, best-friend’s, brother’s step-mom."

Tridge n. A three way bridge found in Midland, Michigan, which spans across a Y in the Titabawasee River. "I’ll meet you at the Tridge after school."

trope v. In horse showing, a horse that trots in the hind end while loping or cantering in the front end or vice versa; usually undesirable. People who show horses use this term in a negative way. “That horse over there is such a troper.”

turtle v. tr. To fully submerge an object like a kayak or a canoe, which simulates a turtle going under water. This is usually done without advance planning during a time when the occupant is showing off their paddling prowess and always results in humiliation. Often used when a spectator wants the paddler to flip under the water and come back up the other side. It is not limited to just kayaking, however; it can be used in any form of aquatic activity, limiting its users to those who enjoy water sports. The origin of the term "turtle" came about because in rolling over, the underside of the kayak looks like a turtle’s shell. "If you’re not careful, you’re going to turtle your kayak!"

tween n. A young person between the ages of 8 and 14, one who is no longer a child, but is not yet a teen. Used by the media and by the companies who target this group as their main consumer market. Most likely, this word developed as a combination of the words "between" and "teen," since this young person is between the ages of a child and a teen. "Tweens are big fans of Britney Spears."

twenty-four seven adv. Occurring at all times, as in twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. "No wonder she always does so well on her tests. She studies twenty-four seven."

twinkie n. Used to refer two people who match or are dressed almost identically. Can even be used to refer to twins. "Look at them, they are twinkies."

twinners adj. A term used to describe two people sharing nearly identical appearances. This term definitely has its origins in the word "twin." However, "twinners" may imply more than simply biological resemblance. It may be used to label siblings who are either fraternal or identical twins. A more popular usage among young people today is when describing two individuals who are not related, but still look extremely similar. For instance, if two individuals are wearing clothing that looks very similar, they may be called "twinners." There are many speculations as to the origin of this word, but no certainties. It probably came into usage through some form of entertainment media and spread among the population. "You and Erica look like twinners today because you’re both wearing black skirts."

twitterpated adj. Being in a state of infatuation; an overwhelming feeling of love. With a change in affixation, it could be compared to the term ‘infatuated.’ This term is a portmanteaux most familiarly recognized in the movie "Bambie," referring to the little bunny Thumper. In modern language, one might say, "Oh boy, I think this guy has made her twitterpated. She must be in love."

two-steppin’ verb A way to describe a girl who is hitting on another girl’s boyfriend. Commonly used at dance clubs by girls who are insecure about their relationship. This word was developed by a group of rowdy girls outside of a dance club. That girl is two-steppin’ on your man. She best be two-steppin’ off him.

ube n. An ube is a toilet paper tube (or other cylindrical container) filled with toilet paper or Kleenex which people blow smoke into in order to keep the room from becoming smoky. "Can you pass the ube?" An "ube" is most commonly used in dorm rooms by people who are not supposed to be smoking.

uberdork n. Someone who is exceedingly uncool. Used in the Grand Rapids Junior High Schools, mainly by cocky, prepubescent boys, who were mispronouncing the German word Uber, meaning "super," yet too proud to admit their fault afterwards. "My sister is the biggest uberdork. I’m embarrassed to be seen out in public with her."

urch vb. intr. To hang out. "I’m just urchin’ around." Created when students of a history of the English language course at Brigham Young University undertook a class project to introduce a new meaning for "urchin" into the language via their younger siblings, most of whom looked up to their older brothers and sisters in college.

Vanderhell n. Referencing to a part of Hope College’s campus which houses the buildings of Van Wylen, VanZoeren and Vanderwerf. I just spent all night in Vanderhell!

vaporware n. Soft or hardware that has been advertised for a long time, but is not available to the consumer in any shape or form. "That new computer program must be vaporware. I can't find it anywhere."

verbility, n. The ability to articulate precisely and eloquently. A combination of the words “ability” and “verbalize.” Term originated among the troops of the 101^st Infantry of the United States Army, most often used in reference to President George W. Bush’s inept public speaking abilities. “He’s never going to get any respect until he improves his verbility.”

virgin vault n. A term used to label an all-female dormitory or floor in a dormitory on a college campus. At Hope College, this term is used for the all-female dormitory, Van Vleck. On other campuses, this is an area with all women living together, most often first-year college students, hence the naïveté one assumes of these women when using this term. “All the guys are always hanging out at the virgin vault.”

Voorhesian(s) n. A term used at Hope College to describe the people who live in the dormitory called Voorhees. These people are commonly eccentric, artistic and easily chosen from a group of other Hope students. “Did you see that dude with the purple hair? He’s a Voorhesian.”

wack n. Referring to parts of a song when playing in a band that are wild and spirit filled. Originated among members of the "Well Band" to make known that the song needed to be full of energy. This word started out being a slang term for "bad," but his now starting to take on a positive role. "Let’s put plenty of wack into this song."

wacky adj. Charismatic or Spirit-filled, especially used to describe a meeting of Christians where supernatural spiritual gifts, such as prophecy, speaking in tongues, and healing are being manifested. Also used to describe other manifestations of the Holy Spirit in charismatic Christian circles, such as laughter, falling down, or a distinctly felt presence of the Holy Spirit in prayer and worship. Related to wacky in the sense of strange, giddy, crazy. Used in Christian charismatic churches among young people. Also wack, full-wack. "That meeting was really wacky; the Holy Spirit really showed up and worship was blessed. Several people were prophesying and getting healed."

-wad, -pants, -face, suffix. These three suffixes can be added to the end of almost any word in order to form a new insult. Nouns work: fanfareface! So do verbs: dancewad! Adjectives are nice: loonypants! Adverbs do not quite work as well. Old insults can also be amplified by this addition: jerkwad, moronface, stupidpants. This new grammatical rule was not necessarily invented but definitely articulated and studied in Beck Cottage in the fall of 2004. Frequently used during light-hearted insult battles—y’know, the kind that are really about loving each other.

waitress v. tr. A term in educational pedagogy that refers to a teacher’s monitoring and facilitating of his or her students during cooperative learning. This term may have been derived from the activities of a restaurant server who monitors the needs of multiple tables at one time. "Miss Librizzi was waitressing the classroom to be sure that group A was on task with their writing assignment, that group B was catching up on their math work, etc."

walk of shame n. A humiliating walk home after spending an impromptu night with a newly acquainted member of the opposite sex. Walks of shame can usually be observed on college campuses on Saturday and Sunday mornings. Generally female, walk of shamers can be identified by wrinkled clothes, messy hair, smudged make-up, and sleepy eyes. "It must have been a busy night last night. That’s the third walk of shame that’s passed our window this morning."

walk of shame n. The act of stumbling/teetering home, squinty-eyed from the ditch or other mid-way point the morning following excessive indulgence at Phelps or the bar.

walking star n. This term is used to describe a female who is very attractive. I do not know the origin of this word and I also do not know when it was first used. I would think that the term probably comes from the meaning of the word star and that a woman who is a walking star probably could mean that she shines and stands out from everyone else just like a star. This word is mainly used in the teenage group of society and it is used as a phrase to try to catch the attention of females. "Wow! Look at her she is a walking star!" (quoted from my sister) "Hey! You look so good. You're a walking star."

walking taco, n. A snack size Frito-Lay Corn Chip bag filled with taco meat, lettuce, cheese, sour cream, or salsa. Eaten with a fork. Commonly found at high school concession stand sporting events, or tournaments.

wangsta n. A person who assumes street mannerisms and language, but lacks the true resolve and intelligence to survive life on the street. From “wannabe gansta.” Coined by hip-hop artist 50 Cent. “Me I’m no monsta, me I’m no gansta, me, I’m no hitman, me I’m just me, me me I’m no wangsta” (50 Cent, from the song “Wangsta”).

wanker n. A term used by the younger generation in both England and Australia to describe someone, often male, who is lacking in intelligence. One who doesn’t think through things before they speak or act. “Did you hear the random message on the machine? That guy’s a real wanker.”

warez, n. software available for download that has usually been pirated and stripped of its copy protection. Usage is generally restricted to those individuals involved in this activity. Origin possibly some combination of an abbreviation for “software” and the fact that hackers offer them on their websites as one might peddle wares in the street. “In the battles over computer software there are many sides, including warez users, abandonware proponents, and the software companies themselves.”

wax v. To finish. Used among members of the Hope College student media to indicate that their page is ready for publication. Comes from the act of applying wax to a page and sticking it to a plate to be sent to the printer. "The sports section wasn’t waxed until four in the morning."

weenies n. [a combination of wee adj. or wiener n. + penis n.] (1) Male genitalia. (2) A small (wee) penis. (3) A stupid, incompetent, or detestable person. “Cold water shrinks by weenies.” “Stop being such a weenies.”

wet freddy, n. A friendly torturing device, when a person licks his hand and slaps the victim across the face. The cousin of a “wet willy.” Created by two brothers when they became tired of giving wet willies. “Eww, he just gave me a wet freddy!”

wet willy n. When a person puts their finger in their mouth, covering it with saliva, then sticks that finger in another person’s ear wiggling it around. This term is commonly used among young people. “Eeeew, he just gave her a wet willy.”

wet-one n. When you are walking on rocks that stick out of a creek and slip so that only one of your feet goes into the water, you have gotten a wet-one. A wet-one always involves at least a shoe, but generally a sock as well. "I was walking by the creek and slipped. I got a wet-one."

What are ya, new? A phrase used to suggest that an individual has made a socially naive error. "You mean they broke up?" "Of course! What are ya, new?"

whatchie n. A title referring to something, someplace, or someone that the speaker does not know the name of. Used in varying circumstances. Likely a shortened version of "whatumacallit." "Will you hand me the whatchie?"

whatever 1. A figure of speech often used to respond in disgust to a statement. If it is stated, "Your car is a hunk of junk," the response could be, "Whatever!" 2. Also used to refer to everything else because you do not feel like being specific. "I’m going to do my homework or whatever." Or, "What are you going to do tonight?" "Whatever." An alternative to the word "stuff." A large portion of the teenage population, especially fans of the movie Clueless, make frequent use of this versatile word.

whateves intr. A disapproving response to a sarcastic statement. Commonly used among teenagers and young adults; a derivative of whatever. “These pants show off my ugly kankles!” “Wateves!”

wheeling v. intr. Used by guys with four-wheel drives to describe the act of driving their trucks off-road. A shortened form of "Four Wheeling." This term is most commonly heard after a big rainstorm and may be used in conjunction with or switched with the term "mud bogging." The majority of the community of users wound have to be male 4x4 owners. "Hey Fred, do you want to go wheeling after classes today?"

whip-its n. The title given to the action of holding a whip-cream can upright and sucking the CO2 out of it in order to get high. Developed and often used by experimenting adolescents. "Let’s go get Redi-Whip cans at 7-11 so we can do whip-its."

whipped adj. Completely under the spell of a partner so that one is willing to do anything for him or her. Slang. Used to describe the nature of a relationship, typically used by teenagers and young adults. Developed through the parallel between exertion of physical and intellectual power and emotional power. "Alice, Jonathon is taking you shopping during the Super Bowl? He is so whipped."

whirlybird n. A cheerleading move used to excite the crowd. One person is placed on the shoulders of another with their feet outstretched. A third person wraps their arms around the feet that are outstretched and the base starts twirling in a circle. The third person becomes airborne with their body parallel to the ground while holding tightly to the outstretched feet. This is a common term used among current cheerleaders. "I’m so dizzy after we do a whirlybird in the game." This term is previously defined in the Random House Webster’s College Dictionary as a noun meaning helicopter, which shows where the new meaning might have evolved from.

white top adj. Elderly, senior citizen, retired person. A derogatory descriptor when they drive erratically. One might say "That white top lady shouldn’t have a license."

why bother n. An espresso drink made with decaffeinated coffee and skim milk. Used among coffee shop workers in reference to the drink’s lack of caffeine and fat. Slightly negative, as in ‘why bother with a drink that’s supposed to taste good and perk you up if it does neither?’ Used in other circles, in reference to caffeine-free diet sodas. "I need three why bothers up here; we seem to have a health-conscious clientele tonight." Kirsten: "I’ll have a decaf, skim, latte with no foam, to go." Coffee shop employee: "So that’s a tall why-bother to go?"

wife-beater n. A men’s white, sleeveless tank top usually worn as an undershirt. "My dad likes to watch TV in just a wife-beater and boxers." This term originated from the portrayal of abusive men in television and film in such a garment.

wingnut adj. Describes a person who is unintelligent, stupid, or crazy. Used mostly by people in the Holland, Michigan area, particularly those who live in Clearview Apartment Complex. Seems to be a stronger form of the word “nut.” He was driving on the wrong side of the road. What a wingnut!”

winkers n. A yellow, crusty, dandruff-sized ball that develops in the corner of your eye or eyelashes while you are in a deep sleep. A process of hot water and wiping is needed in order to remove it. "You really need to get those winkers out of your eye. They look horrible!"

winter-wonderland adj. Used to describe somebody's house and yard after a complete t.p. (toilet paper) job because it is white everywhere like snow. "Did you see Lyndrup's house? It is winter-wonderland over there!"

wisdoom n. Referring to a person (most likely a teacher) who thinks he knows everything and has therefore doomed himself to having a closed mind and being set in his ways. "Because of his wisdoom surrounding the teaching of writing, he uses the same lessons every year." Coined by Tom Romano, author of the book Clearing the Way.

with-it-ness n. A term in educational pedagogy that refers to the teacher’s assumed ability to know everything that is going on in the classroom at all times – the "eyes in the back of the head" technique. "Miss Librizzi exhibited textbook with-it-ness when she helped one student with her homework, monitored another student’s computer time, and deterred two students from misbehaving in the far corner of the room."

without adj. Lacking in qualities, used to describe a lesser person. Used by uncertain groups, likely younger speakers. Developed as a shorter version of without ______ (charm, feelings, beauty, etc.) Evolved as everything was said more quickly or just to sum up the idea of being without the right qualities in general. "I know everyone thinks your sister is all that, but she’s without." (movie Ten Things I Hate About You, 1999)

womps v. trans. Not meeting quality or fails to meet standards. "This burnt pancake womps." This is just another way to say that something stinks. The word is used when talking about food or other objects, but rarely about people. This word is slang.

wonky adj. Discordant, in reference to musical notes and chords. A variant of the word’s traditional definition of ‘incorrect’. Used by Professor of Music, Huw Lewis, and the students of his theory classes. Possibly derived from the Old English term ‘wancol,’ meaning unsteady. Used informally in the United Kingdom. "We can’t have that chord, it’s wonky." (Music education major Annie Becks)

wonkyface, n. An individual, slightly off-kilter from the social norm, who behaves in an eccentric fashion. Can also be used in a slightly harsher tone when someone does something stupid. Can also be shortened to “wonkface.” “Why are you dancing around in your bathrobe and a tie? Wonkyface.” “I don’t know where your book is; don’t be a wonkyface.” This usage has grown up from the residents of Beck Cottage and Columbia 5 Apartments. Originally from Dr. Lewis’s drawing of a wonkyface on music students’ homework.

woobie n. Anything made out of polar fleece material such as a blanket or jacket. "Can you hand me my woobie, I threw it on the couch."

woof n. A person who is very unattractive. Term used mainly by Hope College students. Perhaps developed in connection with the use of the word ‘dog’ to describe an unattractive person. "I couldn’t go out with her; she is such a woof."

wookie n. Used when someone is not all there or they are acting like a dork. It can also describe someone with a lack of intelligence. "If I did not know her, I would think she was a complete wookie."

word n. A question asked to another person in greeting them. This is to ask someone what the word is on how they are and what they are doing. As a person walks past they may be greeted with, "Word!" This derives from "word" as information or news. "Word up" is a common phrase used with this definition to ask what is happening with someone else. Often used in alternative and rap music.

wormburner n. A fast and hard tee shot in golf that never rises more than a few feet from the ground and just streaks along the ground. This refers to the speed and friction that causes heat so close to the ground that will literally burn the worms. "Wow, that was a wormburner…better luck next time. Ha, ha!"

wrinkle ranch n. Another name for a nursing home, retirement center, or residence that provides care for the elderly. Derived from the word "wrinkle," referring to a small crease found in clothes and skin, and from the word "ranch," referring to a large farm. "I have to go visit my grandfather at the wrinkle ranch tomorrow."

XP whore v. The action of killing needlessly in a role playing game in order to get more experience points. Most often used by Dungeons and Dragons players. Probably from the verb whore, “to pursue or seek after.” Pat, stop XP whoring all of the llamas.
n. A layer in a role playing game who uses his character to kill needlessly in order to gain experience points. Biggie, quit being such an XP whore and let us have some.

XYZPDQ abbreviation Stands for "examine your zipper pretty darn quick." Used as a cover for telling someone tactfully to check his or her zipper to avoid embarrassment. A phrase one learns in elementary school and uses for generations to come. "Hey man, ya better XYZPDQ!"

yada yada yada int. The phrase used in a sentence to replace a part that the speaker doesn’t want to say. It is used to omit information. Many times it’s used by people who are embarrassed about the information that they are omitting. “He took me out to a nice dinner. I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place and yada yada yada . . . I never heard from him again.” (Elaine on Seinfeld)

yak v. To vomit or throw up. The act of tasting one’s lunch for the second time. "I don’t feel so good. I think that I am going to yak."

yarf intrans.v. To vomit with force. Often used by college students as another word for vomit or to throw up. Students, who are talking with their friends, commonly use this word. "Man I yarfed last night after I ate that green meat at Phelps."

Ya-Yas n. That crazy hyper feeling you get that signals you need to escape and release some energy. This term originated along the Southern border of the U.S., most notably in Texas. "We spent a few days in the Yucatan to get our Ya-Yas out." (Illinois Entertainer, June 1996).

yeti n. A dirty or preppy Dutchman. "Where’s my favorite yeti?"

yeti n. A large hairball. Usually occurs in male college students’ bathrooms when they need to be cleaned. Created by Hope males when they had no other way to describe the awful ball of hair that built up behind their toilet. "We gotta clean the bathroom, the yetti’s taking over." "We gotta kill the yeti."

yoink v. tr. To take something from someone else, or from someone else’s territory. This term is used among young people. “I yoinked that movie from her dorm room.”

your mom, int. This expression is really a compressed sentence and part of a ritualistic series of insults. It is quite obviously derived from the “your momma” insult patterns that spread from African-American culture throughout American slang. This form, however, is slightly different, and it has been observed, with slight variations, over many areas of the Midwest. The insult pattern is as follows:
You’re stupid
Your mom’s stupid
Your grandma’s stupid
Your dog’s stupid
Your mom’s dog is stupid
Your mom’s dog’s grandma is stupid
Ad nauseum
Simply saying “Your Mom” can avoid this unfortunate escalation of ridiculous sentence structure invoking it and reducing your opponent to hysterical laughter.

yummy adj. Found attractive by members of the opposite sex. Usually males are "yummy." Specifically used by females to describe males. Usually used by teenagers and young adults in an admiring tone. Probably connected to the phrase "looks good enough to eat," which is also teasingly applied to members of the opposite sex. "Oh, look at Ben. He’s so yummy!"

za n. A condensed version of the word pizza used mainly by college students and also called ‘zaza’. "Hey Brad, you want to split a za with me?"

zubert n. A light gust of air, accompanied with vibrating lips, upon someone’s body. Used in a playful, innocent manner to show affection. Word created from the sound that a zubert makes. "The cute little girl ran up to her dad and placed a big zubert on his cheek."