Dictionary of New Terms

Compiled by students in the History of the English Language classes taught at Hope College by Prof. Curtis Gruenler, 1997-2004. Entries have been only slightly edited. Comments may be directed to gruenler@hope.edu.

411 n. Usually posed as a question meaning "What’s the information?" Derived from the number formerly dialed to reach information. Used among young people when planning evening activities. "Hey, did you get the 411 from you mother?"

academic placenta n. The last of one’s academic ideology that exists in one’s first years as a professional in the real world. "That new guy is insufferable. He really needs to shed his academic placenta and figure out how things really work around here." Used by those in the business world. See: www.sabram.com/site/slang.html.

Adam and Eve vb. British slang word used in place of believe. "I couldn’t Adam and Eve it!" Typical of rhyming Cockney slang. See: http://www.geezer.demon.co.uk/a-e.htm.

aggro v.i. The event of a video game enemy targeting a player’s avatar for attack. The term is common among players of online multiplayer computer games, particularly EverQuest. The term is a shorted form of aggressive, because the aggroed enemy becomes aggressive towards the player’s avatar. My character was fine until the dark elf aggroed on him and killed him.

AGMs acronym Attention getting mechanisms, such as tapping a pencil on a desk, talking out of turn, or any other attention-seeking behavior displayed by a student. Background from Linda Albert’s book, Cooperative Discipline, pg. 23 "Attention-seeking students are equipped with tricks I call AGMs-attention getting mechanisms."

airborne v. intr. A technical term used by the even year pull team. When the pullers are on the rope, one might say, "Airborne, lets fly." This means to get the rope up off the ground on the next heave. This word also gets everyone on the team excited and crazy.

albines adj. The state of being extremely white. Very pale skin color. Opposite of neegs (see neegs entry). Derived from the term "albino" meaning "a human being deficient in pigmentation resulting in milky or translucent skin. Scarcely used by West Michigan High School students. "That girl needs to get in the sun; she’s Albines."

all about phrasal v. To be excited about something. Used especially by 1998 Dykstra Hall clusters 3-1 and 3-2 residents, and also by many teenagers and young adults. "I am all about double fudge chocolate cake at midnight."

Ancapper n. A member of the unofficial Hope College organization known as ANCAP (Anti-Nazi Chapel And Proud). Used primarily by members of the Hope College community to describe a person based on her or his religious beliefs and/or feelings regarding the Hope College chapel program. "Bob hates chapel. He’s an Ancapper." The noun Ancap is also used as an adjective in place of Ancapper. "She’s pretty liberal. Do you thing she’s an Ancap?"

angerball n. Someone who is excessively angry or frustrated at a certain moment. Can be used in any applicable situation, but most prevalently used if a relationship is being discussed. "Roger, don’t be an angerball." (Movie Playing By Heart, 1998).

arctic adj. To be in vast emptiness, loneliness or void, referring to emotions. "After the death of my dog I felt completely arctic."

assassins n. A game played by several members of Voorhees Hall. Players receive the name of a "target," and in turn, their name is given as a target to another player. The player’s objective is to assassinate their targets before they are assassinated themselves. The only equipment needed is an object to represent a gun. "Hey, are you playing Assassins?" "I’m sorry, but that’s classified information."

attackle, v.t. A mock-threatening attack on an individual, usually including some form of physical contact. Often involves tickling or pillow projectiles. Primarily used regarding the interaction of friends. Combined from “attack” and “tackle.” “When her old friend entered the room she launched herself up and attackled him.”

avatar n. The person or object controlled by a player of a video game. Most often used in first-person shooters like Half-life and role-playing games like EverQuest. Adapted from avatar in the sense of manifestation, as the game avatar is a manifestation of the player. Ty, why does your avatar look like Britney Spears

B.F.E. [B(eyond) F(ar) E(gypt)] n. Referring to somewhere that is far away. Commonly found in the vocabulary of young adults from the suburban Midwest. Used by college students who have to park their cars in Siberia (the Hope College parking lot furthest from campus—see 1998 list). "Have fun in B.F.E. and try to come back and see us when you get too cold."

baboso n. A tactless person. One who performs tasteless activities. Borrowed from the Spanish adj. "babosa" meaning "drooling." Term is used among young people in school hallways. "I can’t believe he cursed in front of the priest. What a baboso." 

bachi adj. Gross or disgusting. This term was used by one person at Camp Geneva this summer, and was passed to all of the counselors, who now use it at their respective schools. "That rotten banana is bachi!" "Eww, bachi!"

backne n. Acne or pimples found on a person’s back. This term is commonly used among young people. Developed to refer to acne on specific parts of the body, such as the back. Others are armne, thighne, chestne, etc. “I have some major backne, it better go away before formal.”

bad n. Mistake, error; usually one done by a person, as in "my bad." "My bad—I forgot to take out the trash." This usage is most likely an adaptation of the adjective bad.

badaud interjection Used to describe an incident, attitude or situation that is unbelievable, unspeakable. This term is used to express disbelief or to avoid talking about a certain topic or subject that makes one feel uncomfortable or irritated. It can be found in use among college students, specifically at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor, MI. "I heard somebody say that Melissa is going to dump you, dude." "Badaud! We’re practically married!"

bag on v. tr. The act of picking on someone or something. College-age males who tease others are likely to be the biggest "baggers." "Don’t bag on the sweater my grandma gave me."

baldwin n. A very handsome or attractive male. Used by teenage girls to talk about boys they think are cute. Developed from the Baldwin brothers: Alec, William, and Stephen, who are actors and notably attractive according to female audiences and the media. "Have you seen the new guy on the third floor? What a baldwin!" "He’s such a Baldwin." (movie Clueless, 1995)

ballistic adj. State of utter frenzy and craziness due to some unexpected or unusual circumstance. "She was going ballistic after having found out that she had three papers and two exams due the next day!" This term’s previous definition, as found in the Oxford American Dictionary, is the scientific study of firearms or of the motion or flight characteristics of projectiles. People might have related a person undergoing this state (behaving in a disorganized and almost chaotic fashion) to what bullets do (in some circumstances).

banana n. Tool with mini-speakers used to track tone through copper wire. Technical name: inductive amplifier. Banana way have originated due to its shape or because it’s easier to say than inductive amplifier. Used solely by workers in the telecommunications field.

band-aid n. A fan that travels with a music group as they tour. Often helps the group by keeping up their morale, encouraging them, partying with them, etc. This term originated in the movie “Almost Famous,” 2000. “We are not groupies, we are band-aids.”

bang it up v. int. To decide to buy something, often without contemplation. Possibly comes from the term “ring it up.” Used often by young to middle-aged men, seemingly to encourage their wives or girlfriends to stop taking so long in the store. “I wasn’t going to buy the expensive hair gel, but I did after my boyfriend said, ‘Come on, just bang it up.’”

banshee n. A reference to extreme pain. The modern usage of this word was probably derived from a Celtic folklore in which a female spirit was believed to wail outside a hose as a warning that a death will soon occur in the family. Most commonly used in the phrase "It hurts like a banshee."

barefooter, n. A word used at Hope College to describe a number of students who prefer to abstain from wearing shoes until it is too cold not to. First heard Fall ’04. “Those barefooters think they’re so cool. They just do it for attention.”

barf-o-rama adj. A response to something unpleasant. Expression used mainly by teens to say something is repulsive. Borrowed from the slang term ‘barf,’ implying something is unpleasant. "Look at her outfit, barf-o-rama!"

barista n. A person who works behind a bar or counter at a coffee house. Listed as a job description in the Seattle Times: "Wanted: Barista for night shift." "Wanted: day Barista for local coffee house."

barker n. Something that is horrible and a waste of time. Commonly used when discussing movies, books, or events. Probably derived from the similar use of use of "dog." "I just went and saw that movie. Avoid it at all costs. It was a total barker."

basta n. A pasta dish that is covered with cheese, then baked. Because this dish is baked, the p is removed from pasta and then replaced with a b. My family has always used this because that is what I called it when I was younger. "Mom, can we have basta for dinner? I love it when you cook the pasta in the oven and the cheese is melted on top."

beak adj. or expletive Bad. Used by employees of a summer camp in upstate New York to avoid swearing in front of the children. Origin unknown, but has been used for years. "Beak! I hit my thumb with a hammer." or "I’ve had such a beak day today."

beast adj. The best. Term used between friends to say something is awesome or to show their approval. "That new album is beast! I have to buy it!" "Beast! I can’t believe you guys did that for me."

beastie adj. Mean, nasty, or obnoxious – usually in reference to a person. This word most likely derives its meaning from the word "beast" or "beastly," describing the somewhat animal crudeness of human behavior at times. " My mom was being so beastie today, she practically bit my head off!" In some contexts restricted to negative judgments of female appearance.

beaughetto, \bu-'žet-to\ adj. Beautifully ghetto. Combination of the words “beautiful” and “ghetto.” Originating among minority groups in inner-city Detroit, this term expresses profound appreciation for that which is distinctly urban. “Did you see that homeboy’s ride? That is beaughetto, baby!”

belly adj. An instinctual reaction to a situation. This term is part of the local jargon at a drug treatment center in New York City. The jargon is used to give the patients a sense of belonging. Basically, it is like a foreign language, therefore, outsiders are incapable of understanding it without interpretations. "It was belly of me to haul off and punch him since he was egging me on with his sarcastic comments."

benjamins n.pl. A one hundred dollar bill. Slang term for money, mainly used in urban areas to say someone has a lot of money. It’s origin stems from the name of the man who is on the one hundred dollar bill, Benjamin Franklin. "Ah girl, look at him, he’s got the benjamins honey."

benout, adj. Used to describe someone feeling under the weather, but not quite sick. Used often in Dutch communities. “She’s just feeling a little benout today.” From Dutch “benauwd,” derived from “nauw,” meaning narrowed. Parallel in meaning to archaic English “straitened,” in a narrow place or under pressure, and can also refer to a feeling of claustrophobia or needing more air (as in “Ik ben zoo benauwd in de kerk” or “’Tis zoo benauwd in de kerk!”). [Thanks to Prof. Kathleen Verduin for notes on this.]

betty n. A beautiful or attractive female. Used mainly by teenagers, teenage slang. Possibly related to Betty of the Archie comics, Betty Boop, or simply a girl’s name. "Wasn’t my mom a betty?" (movie Clueless, 1995) "She’s not a total betty…but…(movie Clueless, 1995)

bif v. intrans. The state of falling on the ground fast and painfully. Most commonly used by younger communities. "Don’t bif it," or in past tense, "Man, she really biffed it on her mountain bike while going down that huge hill!"

biffy n. A portable outhouse. Used by some Minnesotans, derived from the portable outhouse company whose call letters are B.F.E. “I never use biffies unless I REALLY have to go.”

Big Nasty n. A term of endearment used by many Hope College students. Used rather than ‘dude’ or ‘buddy’. Thought to have originated in a Dykstra Cluster in 1997, but is often claimed by different parties. "Hey, Big Nasty! Where have you been all day?"

binky n. A pacifier. "Binky" suggests a strong attachment. Sometimes generalized to other infant or toddler toys, such as a blanket. "When I was a baby, I couldn’t live without my binky."

bite me A figure of speech indication annoyance or disgust. Person 1: "Hey, would you mind emptying out the dishwasher, reloading it, taking out the trash, and wiping down the counters." Person 2: "Bite me!" It may have come from the fact that being bitten is not a pleasant occurrence. However, it is not the most vulgar act imaginable. Therefore, most people use it as a substitution for more vulgar words.

bite v.i., v.t. To plagiarize. Derivation unknown; possible an adaptation of the slang term that bites!, expressing discontent with a situation. First used by New York graffiti artists; usage has since spread.

biz-witch n. Playful name used between male friends to show disapproval of his actions or statements. "Hey, biz-witch, I told you to never again eat salad on my bed."

blast interjection A figure of speech that designates disappointment. It is often used in a light-hearted way, however, and is almost always followed by a exclamation mark (or the voice inflection thereof). "Blast! I ran out of milk for my cereal."

blechy adj. Gross and repulsive, especially referring to taste. Used by small children and people who like to use the same terms as small children. "That liver was blechy!"

bling adj. Something that is nice or fresh. A compliment used in Detroit. "You have a bling car. Can you take me for a ride?"

bling-bling n. Something which shines or sparkles, often because encrusted with diamonds or other precious materials; articles meant, through their shininess, to attract attention. Encountered in October 2002 Kankakee, IL: “Did you see Harry’s new Rolex? He’s all about the bling-bling!” Refer also to urban.origin.http://www.designmethod.com/bling, a website concerning one man’s modifications to PC cases using metallic and bright paints (as well as a fully-functioning Furby).

blinkyfast adj. A person who is very much under the influence of alcohol. He/she is beyond the safe level of intoxication. This word originated from the TKE fraternity house on Georgia Tech’s campus in Atlanta, Georgia. Certain fraternity brothers began using this under the circumstances of extreme intoxication. "That man is blinkyfast, he has had 24 beers in the fast five hours!"

blob v. To lounge in an abandoned way, to completely relax the body and mind. May or may not involve sleeping and covering one’s body and head with a blanket. Related to blob in the sense of soft mass; indistinct form. Originated in the LaBarge family in Holland, Michigan. "Hey, are you blobbing on the couch again? Good for you!"

blog 1.n. an online journal. Here’s the HTML code that will allow your results to be displayed in your LiveJournal or blog. 2. v.i. the act of writing in an online journal. And after reading this, you can go blog about it as much as you want. Derived from weblog, a website’s account of updates and changes. Owners of personal websites often use their weblog as a journal of sorts to record their thoughts and doings. Shortened to blog. Keepers of blogs are often referred to as bloggers. Used primarily by the more savvy internet users.

blood n. Used to describe someone that an individual is friends with. The term is most commonly found among teenagers. It is possibly derived from the term "blood brothers" or to the use of blood for someone you are related to or for someone who is of the same ethnic background as you. "She’s my blood, we do everything together."

blowboater n. An individual who owns any type of sailboat. This name was given by motorboat owners, such as yachts, to those who own sailboats because of the need for wind to "blow" the boat in order for it to move. This term originated from a wealthy yacht club south of Holland. "Look at that blowboater stuck out in the middle of the late. Bet he hopes the wind picks up. Ha, ha!"

blows chunks vb. Implying that something or some occurrence is not pleasant, congenial or agreeable with someone or someone’s taste (preference). "That just blows chunks! You shouldn’t have to run six miles for health dynamics."

bo, n. A nickname. Slang for boyfriend or girlfriend. Commonly used to express feelings of romantic interest, or love. “She’s my bo.” “Hey bo, could you help me with dinner?”

bodelicious adj. Used to refer to someone who is cute in a quirky way or exhibiting Robert Bode-like qualities. Used by girls who are close friends with and/or dating Robert Bode. Originally used by Barb Stodden in reference to Robert Bode. “The song guys were so bodelicious when they did that skit tonight.”

bogger n. Irish slang pejorative for a person from the country. A rural person. Often associated with a rural accent, vocabulary, or farm background. Derived from bog, the marshy peat-field that many rural Irish traditionally harvested for fuel peat. "You bogger, can’t you say ‘tea’ without sounding like a hillbilly?"

bomb adj. A person who does not meet your standards because they are not good looking, do not use the right slang, did something to offend you, etc. "That guy over there is so bomb. Those clothes he's wearing haven't been cool since the '80s." Note: There may be a reversal with bomb (adj.) and the bomb (n.). It seems that no one wants to take the time to put the "the" in front of bomb when saying that one is cool. There are no written or confirmed sources for this phenomenon.

bomb n. Anything exceptional, good. "That party, it was the bomb." An application of the atom bomb concept to describe everyday, albeit extraordinary events or objects, and sometimes people.

bomb-diggidy n. The name or title given to someone or something for being extraordinary, extra special, or completely awesome. It is used in junior high schools through colleges across state by those who desire to express themselves with unique words. "That was an incredible game you played! You’re totally the bomb-diggidy!"

bones n. Dollars, cash, or money in the form of single dollars. Generally used for describing economic goods worth under $1,000. Used casually or in advertising. "It’s five bones for a pizza."

bonk v. To fail or give up in a high profile, stressful situation. Typically used in the world of sports when an athlete does not perform well under pressure. "Don’t bonk!" (used in the commercial for PoweradeÔ; for the 2000 Summer Olympics).

boo n. A word that describes someone who is ‘their boy,’ or friend. This slang word comes from the Detroit area. "Hey boo, what ya doing later?"

booboo n. Someone just out of college who places too much emphasis on following procedures and not enough emphasis on getting the job done. "Look at booboo, he's asking Mr. Smith (a supervisor) to look over his plans." The term probably came from comparisons made to Yogi Bear's younger sidekick, Booboo. Booboo is younger than Yogi and was always underfoot.

booch n. The buttocks, when in reference to the action of scootching (cf. ‘scootch’). "Scootch your booch! There’s room for me next to you."

boot adj. Ugly, tactless, undesirable. A shortened version of the slang term ‘booty’. Of high school hallway origin. Term is used to refer to a person or object, which exemplifies or engages in tactless behavior. "Look at Mandy’s dress. It is so boot."

booty butt n. An insult. The worst thing to be called and ender of an argument. Taken from the idea that white people do not want to have large bottoms. Used and coined among the Carlson family, it has reached limited usage among friends and acquaintances of that family. Mommy! She called me a booty butt!

bootylicious adj. Used to describe someone or part of the body that is attractive. Used in the song “Bootylicious” by Destiny’s child, which is part of popular hip-hop music listed to primarily by young people. “That girl is bootylicious.”

booyah interjection Said to express a feeling of domination by an individual who has just done something significantly good, while competing against another individual, especially in sports or video games. This word was invented by the African American community in the Los Angeles area of southern California. "Booyah, you ain’t no match for me."

boudah n. The name given to one’s belly or stomach when it protrudes very noticeable from the body due to an excess of fat buildup around the midsection. This word originates from high school football in 1995. "Look at that guy! He has a big ‘ole boudah!"

bounce, v. To leave or to exit. Term is used by young people, normally at social gatherings. “This party’s lame, let’s bounce.”

bout it A figure of speech that signifies when one is agreeable to a situation. "Are you going to the game tonight? I'm bout it." This phrase's roots are in the black hip-hop culture. The phrase was coined by rapper Master P in his song, "I'm Bout it, Bout it." "Bout it" may be a shortening of the phrase "I'm about it" or "I'm all about it."

box n. A young woman of exceptional pulchritude. "Do you see her? She is a complete and utter box beyond anything I have ever seen or experienced." The term likely derives from the idea of a attractive woman having or being "the complete package." The adjective form is boxy. "Gillian Anderson is boxy."

braincloud n. An instance where one’s thoughts and ideas are unknown and difficult to verbalize. Where one’s brain is clouded over with nothingness. Borrowed from the English term brainstorm that is a strategy used to stimulate critical thinking about certain ideas or topics. Term is used among college students who have been studying or reading for long periods of time and then when asked a question, are unable to respond. Commonly used during exam preparation time. "Gosh, I am having such a braincloud today! I cannot answer any of these questions because my mind is overwhelmed with information."

bright-shining-star n. Someone not showing the utmost intelligence. Used with great sarcasm. Used by the girls of VanVleck Hall, 3^rd floor, 1998-1999, uncertain origin. Developed from the idea that "gold stars" (stickers) are given out to reward a job well done or a show of good effort or intelligence. Since the term is sued with sarcasm, it is quite the opposite of this original idea. "Andrew was a real bright-shining-star, talking about his pet guinea pig, whom he keeps in his dorm room, in front of the RA!"

broke adj. In reference to the face. Typically used to describe a female’s ugliness in terms of a. unattractiveness, b. bad complexion, or c. mismatched to an attractive figure. It can be found in use among fraternity members to describe female partygoers. "She’s got a pretty hot body, but her face is broke."

bubbily adj. To be intoxicated. "Joe and his brother were bubbily after drinking many beers." This term comes from the actions of drinking. After a person drinks a good deal of alcohol, their personality becomes more "bubbily."

buck v. To make a turn in a certain direction. Used in giving directions to those driving a vehicle. "As they were driving down the road; Samantha told Hilary to buck a left at the next corner."

buckbuck 1. n. A game. Two teams, usually boys versus girls, play against each other. One team lines up, bent in half, hugging the hips of the person in front of them. The other team stands 10 to 15 feet away from the first team, and one by one, yells “Buckbuck number 2, 2, etc.”, runs and leaps onto the backs of the first team. This continues until the team on the bottom falls down. The team that can pile the most members on top of the other team wins. Popularized through Bill Cosby’s Fat Albert comedy routine. Primarily used among camp counselors in the Midwest. Let’s play Buckbuck! 2. v. The action of playing Buckbuck. Buckbucking was OCC last night!

bucko n. A term of affection for a young boy. Often preceded by another term, such as "little." Used by a big brother/big sister figure to a younger male. Related to the informal Irish term for a male person, or young lad. "Let’s go read a book, my little Bucko."

bucky adj. Something or someone that is dorky or un-cool. "Look at that girl, she is so bucky."

budship n. The state of being in a mutually beneficial and usually platonic relationship with another human being. "To make sure your new love adds to your life, maintain your budships and keep up with the stuff that gets you psyched" (Young & Modern, August 1998). Seems to be used by teen magazines in an effort to appear "hip." The term was probably created by analogy with "friendship."

buggin’ adj. Describes an uncertain feeling, somewhat indescribable, involving feeling silly or confused. Slang used by teenagers when they feel foolish, out of place, or just need a word. May be developed from "bugged," "annoyed," or perhaps "bug," which tends to be an awkward creature. "I am totally buggin’; I feel like such a bonehead." (movie Clueless, 1995) "I’m completely buggin’." (movie Clueless, 1995)

buggin’ out v. To be stressed out or overwhelmed. To be on the verge of a breakdown. Used commonly among college students. Term may be derived from the military term "bug out," popular during the Korean War. "Bug out" was a verb for the actions of packing up and retreating, as well as getting somewhere fast. "I don’t know what to do, I’m just totally buggin’ out."

bukis adj. Gross or disgusting. Nasty and unappealing. First originated from my sister and has since been passed to family members and friends. "This bread is three weeks old and multi-colored…it’s so bukis."

bull-ring n. A metal ring worn as jewelry through the septum of the nose. Used primarily by the younger generations, with which body piercing is popular. The term comes from a similar ring put on Spanish fighting bulls for the purpose of attaching a lead rope. "She got a bull-ring last weekend, and her parents are going to hate it."

bull-schanigans interjection A phrase thrown into conversations when someone doesn’t believe what the other is saying or to discredit what has already been said. Often used by younger generations. "What?! Bull-schanigans! There’s no way she really said that!"

bum-rush v. To have a group of people gang up on and fight one person. This particular usage probably grew out of the original slang term’s meaning "to force one’s way into; crash" (Webster’s College Dictionary). The meaning altered to a group "forcing" themselves upon a person by fighting. This term was common to the middle schools and high schools of Lansing’s (MI) south side. It became a popular term beginning in the early 90’s among teens in the area. "Man, Tommie and them bum-rushed that boy! His face is all swollen!"

bunk adj. Used to describe an event, rule, situation, or action which you don't agree with or find absurd. "I can't believe Mrs. Jones is making us turn in a bibliography. That is just so bunk."

burn v. To copy or reproduce a compact disc through the use of electronic equipment that uses lasers to burn songs and other data into the compact discs. The term has become widely used among those familiar with these capabilities on computers. Originated with the development of the electronic equipment able to complete such a process. I’m going to burn this CD because I don’t have a copy of it yet.”

burner n. A piece of electronic equipment used to reproduce compact discs. The term is used because lasers are used to burn songs and other data into the compact discs. "Who’s burner did you use to make this?"

burninate v.t. To destroy completely with fire. Popularized by Strongbad on homestarrunner.com. A permutation of “terminate.” Burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants, burninating all the people in their thatched roof cottages! (Strongbad of homestarrunner.com). Also burninator, likely inspired by references to the movie Terminator, and burnination. Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all all was laid to burnination (Strongbad).

bust v.tr. To hurry. Derived from the noun “bust” or “burst”, meaning a spree. “I have to bust if I am going to have this assignment done on time.”

busted adj. Lacking in beauty, having qualities that are extremely grotesque or offensive. Typically used to describe a person of the opposite sex, who is not physically attractive. Used among younger speakers, particularly teenagers and college students. "That boy is busted! Look how big his nose is and how squinty his eyes are! He needs plastic surgery desperately!"

busy-buzz n. An additional term used for busy signal. Developed in Western Michigan. “I called the company, but I got a busy-buzz.”

butt adj. Bad or vile. A term originating with and used by members of Cavanaugh 120 to describe anything that is nasty or gross. Sometimes "butt-vile" is used as an intensifier. "Cafeteria food is so butt!"

buttered-up adj. Dressed-up, looking good. "I have to go get buttered-up for the party tonight, it’s already 8:30!"

butterface n. Derived from a phonologically related prepositional phrase. "She/he’s a butterface" meaning "Everything looks good but his/her face."

butt-load adj. A lot, a bunch of, a pile of (work, supplies, information, etc.). A polite form of "(censored)-load" or an alternative for "boat-load."

button-masher n. 1) A person who, while playing video games, furiously pushes random buttons on the control pad without thought to the actual function of the buttons; considered sloppy and lacking finesse by hardcore gamers. “Dee, you’re such a button-masher!” Common in gaming circles for the past few years, but with first formal reference in the Nintendo Game Cube game “Super Smash Brothers,” where a “button-mashing award” is given to players who demonstrate such a lack of finesse. 2) A video game requiring no skill other than pressing a random sequence of buttons on the controller as frenetically as possible, and especially characteristic of the entire line of Playstation fighting games, e.g. the Tekken series. “Since this year is divisible by four, we get to suffer though another Olympics game. This time it’s “Athens 2004”, a button-masher just like all the others.” Used dominantly by young male gamers. Probably originated from the verb button-mashing and the earlier noun designating one who engages in this behavior.

buzz kill A phrase used to describe something that gets in the way of a person or group of people trying to have fun. Can sometimes take on the form of a noun, when an actual person is the damper to the others’ good times. Most likely originated from the idea of something causing one to lose the “buzz” after consuming alcohol. “That was such a buzz kill when the police showed up at the party.” “Don’t invite her, she’s always a buzz kill.”

ca-ca adj. Gross. Used to describe fruits and vegetables. From Spanish. This term is widely used in the Meijer produce department. "Look at this fuzzy tomato! Ca-ca!"

cake adj. Something that is very easy. The idiom "piece of cake" has been shortened over time. "Piece of cake" would be more recognizable to the Baby Boomers, where "cake" would be used by a member of Generation X. Commonly used by people from Kalamazoo. "His schedule this semester is cake."

cake n. A term used to point out an ideal female rear-end. Cake has previously been defined as something good and or luscious. This version could have derived from these base concepts. College-age males often use this version of the word cake. It is most commonly used in the context, "Check out her cake" or "I’d like a piece of her cake."

cake n. Referring to a member of an opposing football team, who is weak in stature. Someone you are able to dominate. Used by members of a football team when talking about their opponents. "Man, that guy across from me was a cake."

can-a-corn int. Said after something that should have been difficult was easily achieved. Originated in Hecker, Illinois. “When the frisbee sailed perfectly into the pole from the fifty-feet away spot from which it was shot, he jumped up in the air and shouted, ‘can-acorn!’”

car camping v. To camp at a campground in such a way that your car is accessible for storage; also known as "connivance camping." For those who want to get out in nature, but don’t want to be too uncomfortable. Usually used in the negative form. "They didn’t really rough it. They went car camping."

cattywhompus adj. 1. When a cat goes insane. 2. When a person does something out of the norm. For example, if a person starts to yell at trees, you would say "Look at that person, yelling at trees! They’ve really gone cattywhompus!"

cha ching int. The act of being excited when you get a lot of money, or something great happening. Used when something wonderful happens to someone. Derived from people hearing what a cash register does when it opens. “I made a tone of money this weekend at work, cha ching!”

chach n. slang An arrogant male who thinks a lot of himself, but doesn’t treat women with respect. Used by college-aged females when they get angry with a guy that they might like. “That guy is a chach for standing you up on your date.”

chapel nazi n. A member of the Hope College community who is viewed as a fanatic of the Hope College chapel program. Coined by Hope students in spring of 1999 to describe the extreme opposite of Ancapper (see the Ancapper entry). Nazi is a reference to the National Socialist Party of World War II, notorious for being racially and religiously exclusivist. Usually used in reference to a person who is very closed-minded and/or Fundamentalist Christian; not simply to a person who attends chapel services. "He doesn’t think for himself anymore. What a chapel nazi."

chapel run n. A Hope College tradition whereby a student runs around the chapel with no clothes on. This term is used almost exclusively by Hope students, as it is a Hope "tradition," although one that is not broadcast too often, if ever. "I dare you to do a chapel run tonight."

chaps n. A shortened version of the word chapel, often used if in a hurry or if you are too lazy to say the whole word. Hope College students would be most likely to make use of this shortened version. "Are you going to Chaps after class?"

chat-fly n. A person who spends a lot of time in online chat rooms schmoozing seductively with strangers, ideally under the cloak of anonymity. Comes from the growing amount of high tech vocabulary that is becoming more mainstream because if its frequent circulation on the World Wide Web. Used by Internet junkies who frequently visit chat rooms and can recognize the signs of a suspicious pseudonym. "Watch out for that on, I bet he’s a chat-fly."

chauncy n. Used when calling someone a "dork." This word originated at the Lansing Catholic Central High School. If someone tripped on his shoelaces and fell down a flight of stairs, you might say "Nice move, chauncy."

cheese n. Synonym for dork or nerd, only used affectionately. "I can’t believe you did that for me, you cheese!"

cheese n. Total package of athletic skill, technique, and accomplishment. Slang. Used by sports journalists and fans. Possibly related to the slang term big cheese, meaning a person of great importance. "Next season Sheets will simply bring the cheese to new Miller Park in Milwaukee." (Sports Illustrated, October 9, 2000)

chick flick n. Any motion picture, especially in regard to romantic comedies, that appeals more to a female audience than a male audience. "I can’t get my boyfriend to go see that new Sandra Bullock movie with me. He says it’s a chick flick."

chill adj. Used exclusively in the command "take a chill pill," meaning the subject should calm down, relax. Background: It is an application of the verb "to chill (out)", cited in the Oxford Dictionary of Modern Slang.

chillada, v. To relax. Shortened form of the Spanish “enchilada” for “n: a rolled filled tortilla covered with chili sauce and usu. baked,” similar to the slang phrase “chill out.” Used mostly by young people, first introduced in the mid 1990’s in Midwest Michigan. Developed because of the similarity to the earlier slang. “After school we’re gonna go chillada at Dave’s house.”

chillax, v. To rest, as from work. Combination of “to chill” and “to relax.” Most commonly used by teenagers. “Greg’s been working so hard all day he’ll probably just chillax on the couch all night.”

chillin v. intrans. To relax. To sit around with a group of friends. Slang used by teenagers to explain social interactions. Taken from “to chill out” which means “to induce or enhance a relaxed mood” (OED). “What are you up to tonight?” “Oh, we’re just chillin, watching some movies.”

chimp crazy adj. Used in Zwemer Cottage to describe a girl who is boy crazy and says she likes every cute guy. It is a code phrase so that when boys are over, they do not get the wrong ideas. "Oh my gosh, can you believe how chimp crazy Terin is?"

choch n. A well-dressed, physically appealing person who lacks intelligence. Possibly originating from Spanish “muchacho.” Used particularly among high school and junior high school students of the Ann Arbor area. Originates as a term of derision for male cheerleaders. He’s such a choch.

choop n. From "chunky" + "food" + "sloppy." Describes any of a number of entrees from Phelps dining hall. "Would you get me another plateful of that pasty green choop while you’re up?"

chuck n. A man who plays with women and their emotions; an over-flirt. First used by residents of Van Vleck Hall. "Mike has dumped three girls so far this semester. What a chuck."

chuck n. A television remote control device. "Who's got the chuck?" Possibly originates with Hope men's swim team.

chuck trans.v. To hit somebody gently on the side of the arm with the thumb and index finger side of a fist as a way of saying goodbye, good job, or just kidding. "I am just going to chuck you on the arm and walk away." (Robin Williams, Good Morning Vietnam).

chunked adj. A hairstyle with the appearance that a four-year-old found a pair of scissors and started chopping large random pieces of hair. Used in beauty salons and fashion magazines. Developed from the word chunk, as the hairstylist cuts hair in chunks making it look uneven and chunky, thus the title chunked. “This new chunked cut will blow him away.’” (Marie Claire, August 2001)

clam baking v. intrans. Burning and inhaling of marijuana openly in an enclosed area with multiple people. Typically used by people who wish to get a high from the effects of marijuana. This word most likely was derived from another usage of clam baking meaning an enjoyable and casual gathering. It has been adopted by certain people in the marijuana smoking community. "They’re clam baking in the tent."

cletus n. A person that would be described as unintelligent, foolish, or lacking common sense. Often used by frequent viewers of the television program Dukes of Hazard because of the association with the idiotic sheriff on the show. "Why didn’t you study for that test you cletus!"

click int. The vocal expression of a moment of clarity. An exclamatory remark. Derived from the slang verb to click, meaning to synthesize separate facts into a singular understanding. Used by a small group of Kent County High School students (MD) in the late 1990s. "Oh, click! This is Holland--no wonder so many Dutch people live around here."

clubbin’ trans.v. To go to a bar or dance club. Can only be used in the progressive tense and with the auxiliary verb ‘go’. Origin unknown, but it is primarily used by those in the 18-26-age bracket. "Every Friday night, Daryl and Cindy go clubbin’."

cluster rat n. A phrase used at Hope College to describe a male who constantly hangs out in the clusters of Dykstra Hall. A cluster is a living unit, which is occupied by approximately twelve females. The males that hang out there usually are not the best.

commando adj.? Not wearing any underwear under clothing. Term used mainly by college-age males when they have not done their laundry. "Man, laundry sucks! I’m going commando today."

condiferous adj. profitable, advantageous. “The results of her dinner were condiferous to establishing new business relationships.”

conversate v. To talk. Back formation from “conversation.” “We were conversating.” Often heard on the television show Judge Judy by the parties involved in suing one another.

cool beans Said when things are going your way, expression of joy, related to the idea that when something is cool it is good or in some way positive. "I get to go to Mexico over spring break. Cool beans!"

cornflake n. Not being with it. Commonly used to describe someone who is an airhead or is often confused. "What is that cornflake doing now!"

corny taters n. A casserole dish containing hamburger, corn, and mashed potatoes. Also known as Shepard’s Pie. Term is mainly used by inhabitants of Ellsworth, a small town in northern Michigan. "Grandma, you make the best Corny Taters I have ever tasted."

cottage cheese n. A term for cellulite found specifically on females in the upper thigh region. Formed from lack of muscle fitness. Term used among young women and teenage girls. Developed because the puckers formed on the leg by cellulite looks like cottage cheese. “I really need to start working out. Look at all this cottage cheese!”

crackfiend n. Used to refer to someone who is acting silly or stupid. Derived from the word "crack," which is a form of cocaine, an illegal substance, and the word "fiend," which means evel or describes one who is possessed with something. This word was originated and is used by a group of my peers, often in response to something to which one would normally say "Yeah, right." "Dude, I’m gonna go run out in the snow barefoot." "Yeah, okay, crackfiend, you do that."

crafty adj. Having a unique dexterity in dealing with creative materials. Lacks the pejorative connotation of underhandedness previously associated with this term. Synonym for "artsy-craftsy." Also affiliated with the concept of arts and crafts. Used by followers of Martha Stewart. "Rachel was so crafty when she made the signs for the carnival."

crapforcraap, n. Someone worthless or anything that has fallen short of expectation. Term is a cousin to “crap for brains.” Originally came into usae by the character StrongBad at www.homestarrunner.com. “Homestar! You stupid crapforcraap!”

craptacular adj. A word describing something that is shockingly awful by nature. This word is derived from both spectacular and crap. Generally used as slang by young people with creative imaginations. “Ewww, someone puked over there. That’s craptacular” (Scott Hinze).

craptastic adj. Extremely disagreeable or unpleasant. Term is mainly used among young people. Developed as an antonym to the word fantastic. "I just found out about a huge exam tomorrow. Isn’t that just craptastic!"

crawl n. The action of visiting all of the bar and brewpubs in a particular town. Adapted from British slang ‘pub crawl’ of the same meaning. Term mainly used by those in college. "What are you doing tonight? Would you like to go on a crawl?"

crazycool adj. Neat, cool, awesome. Used by girls in Van Vleck Hall last year to convey a common feeling so everyone on the floor would understand that something good had happened. "That shirt is crazycool!" "My test was crazycool!"

creeper n. A person of either gender, however, predominately male, who attempts to touch an unwilling and non-reciprocal member of the opposite sex. Also close to the definition of a "groper." This word can be hear echoing from parties across college campuses. "Did you see that guy grab my butt? He’s such a creeper."

crescent-fresh adj. "Cool or something." Used by Sifl and Ollie on their late night show on MTV. " You’re not very crescent-fresh."

crib n. House, the place where you live. "I have to go to my crib after school so I won’t be able to play video games with you." Commonly used by high school students in the Holland area.

crump n. A term that comes from Kevin Fitton, an aspiring English major at Hope College. It was commonly used in Phelps Hall of Hope College in the 1997-1998 academic year. It is a loose term that can be substituted for a number of things. This term has no relation to the small town of Crump, Michigan. "I am going to beat the crump out of you. Get your crump out of here. I do not want any of your crump. Where is Kevin, smoking crump?"

crunch v.t. To flirt. To convey and/or solicit sexual attraction. Slang. Used to describe an interaction, typically between male and female teenagers. "Josie, Guy is totally crunching on you." (Movie, "Never Been Kissed," 1999)

crunk n. A word to be substituted for swear words. Created by Conan O’Brien druing the 1994 season of the Late Late Show. "What the crunk are you talking about?"

crush v. To copulate with; to perform copulation upon. Originated as slang by hip-hop artists. Employed almost exclusively by hip-hop musicians. “I’m not a player; I just crush a lot.” “I don’t always crush two, but tonight seems certain.” (Fat Joe, “We Thuggin’,” 2001)

crustified adj. 1) Having a hard or brittle coat of crust or dried secretions. Term probably coined by Erin Davis and used mainly among the inhabitants of her apartment. "Laurie’s phone is so gross. It’s crustified." 2) Not showered. The feeling one gets when he/she needs to shower. Term is used among friends, mainly college students and track runners. Developed from the word ‘crust’ because one feels as if they have formed a crusty shell. "I just ran two miles, I feel crustified."

cuz n. Friend, buddy. From "cousin." "Hey, cuz, your mom called this afternoon while you were still sleeping."

d’oh An expression used when someone makes a mistake. Oh, no! back-up, shouldn’t have said [done] that. "D’oh, why did I have to say that to him, I feel so stupid?"

Dad-o n. A form of address to a male, often a father figure. A newer version of the jazz originated term "daddy-o." Generally used by a person of lower social standing when addressing a male of higher standing. "Swingin’ tie you got there, Dad-o."

dagnabbit int. A term of frustration. Quite widespread usage. Referring to the phrase "gosh dang it." "Well dagnabbit, it’s all out of paper."

dashy adj. A word to describe a piece of clothing that is bright. Commonly used among the older generation. Developed by a mother who was trying to describe her daughter’s outfit. Your shirt is too dashy. I do not like it when you wear such dashy outfits.

dawg n. This is a word that describes a close friend, boy or man. This term is usually used in the hood, for someone who is in their group or posse. "What’s up dawg? Dawg, are you diggin’ the English class, or what?"

dead tree edition n. A paper hard copy of a report. Usage: "I can give you a copy on disk, but you’ll have to wait for the dead tree edition."

Deans n. The police. "You better slow down unless you want to get a speeding ticket; the Deans are sitting at the top of the hill just waiting to catch the next speeding driver."

deuce-deuce n. A slang word for a twenty-two ounce beverage, in most cases, beer. This expression is often heard by beer drinkers as they refer to their twenty-two ounces of beer. "When driving down 17^th street in Holland, it is not uncommon to see people on their porches drinking a duece-duece."

dial-in intrans.v. The action of relaxing, chilling out, or hanging out with friends on the river. River guides use this term most commonly in Northern California after a long day of rafting. When someone is "dialed-in" they are relaxing. "Hey dude, I’m just dialed-in man, you know, hanging out and shooting the breeze man." "It was a long, hard day man, let’s just dial-in so we can be ready for tomorrow’s trip."

diesel n. Someone who is strong, muscular, or buff. Derived from the word "diesel," referring to a vehicle fueled by diesel fuel. This word originated and is used by a group of friends. "Did you see that guy? He was a diesel!"

dig-a-hole intrans.v. Regular movement of one’s digestive system while in the wilderness. This term is used in place of the word "pooped." Used when camping or hiking, usually can be heard in Northern Michigan by college students. Most often term is used in question form. Commonly used to spare one of embarrassment if they are not regular. "Have you dug-a-hole today? Because we want to make sure you’re getting your fiber out here on the trail!"

digger n. Fall. Most likely comes from the volleyball term "dig." "Yesterday I almost took a digger on a patch of ice."

digits n. A phone number. Slang for phone number, mainly used by teenagers. Commonly used to refer to phone numbers exchanged with romantic intentions. Developed because a phone number is composed of digits (numbers). "Can I get your digits?" "Look, Cher, he’s getting her digits." (movie Clueless, 1995)

ding dong intj. An alternative to "wow." Used by Cran Hill 2000 summer staff. "Ding Dong girl! You look good!"

dinger n. Homerun in baseball. Used by high school baseball teams in the Ann Arbor area. "Way to go man; you hit a dinger."

dink adj. The youngest person in a group. "No matter how old Nick gets, he will always be a dink in the family." This word is a passed down family tradition from my husband’s side of the family, although it is not limited to any specific culture. This word was created by coinage and entered into my language with no apparent origin.

dinked v. intr. A word used to describe messing something up big time or screwing something up. It is used mainly by college students, but has its origins in Princeton, Illinois. "I really dinked! I failed all my classes and now my parents are going to kill me!"

dinky adj. Scottish slang word meaning cute. This word is mainly used between females in reference to an outfit or hairstyle. "That dress is really dinky. Do you think I could borrow it?"

dinotourism n. The tourism industry that involves sites or towns that are of interest in the area of dinosaurs. The term was used in a presentation by a student in Dr. Brian Bodenbender’s Evolution of Dinosaurs class at Hope College. "Even large established sites are profiting from dinotourism, such as the Field Museum in Chicago." (abstract "Dinosaurs May be Dead, But Their Bones are Keeping Towns Alive," by Kirsten Slotten.)

directionally impaired adj. One who had difficulty reading maps and following written directions to a particular location. Also referred to as D.I. The politically correct way to refer to a person who becomes easily lost. Frequently used by those who suffer from directional impairment and their family and friends. "I’m sorry I’m late but I took a wrong turn. You know I’m directionally impaired. Well, I got lost. Again."

dirrty adj. Characterized by dancing in a manner so suggestive that it also implies overt sexual intentions. Used first by Christina Aguilera in her 2002 album Stripped. Seen in music videos and occasionally at the local dance club. “Dancing getting just a little naughty, wanna get dirrty, it’s about time for my arrival” (Christian Aguilera, Stripped (2002), “Dirrty”).

dirtball n. A sexually promiscuous person. Used mostly by college-age girls when talking about other college-age girls. Developed from the adjective ‘dirty’ meaning unclean. "I can’t believe she slept over at his place when she already had a boyfriend. What a dirtball!"

disco adj. Michigan State students use this word in place of words like cool, awesome, stellar, etc. "Did you see that eclipse last night, it was disco!"

disconnect n. To mess something up, to fu*# up. "It was a major disconnect when I called Big back and set up a lunch date, I knew I was making a mistake, but I couldn’t help it." (Sex in the City, 1999).

dish n. A slang term for information or gossip, commonly used by teenagers. Originally came from the term scoop meaning the same thing. Related to the use of ‘dish’ as a verb, meaning to dish up gossip. "Give me the dish."

do n. A hairstyle. Used mainly by females, especially teenagers and in the media, particularly in fashion magazines. Developed as a shortened version of hairdo. "Fall’s flirtiest dos; these fresh-off-the-runway tress effects - from feminine to futuristic - will rock your days and dates." (Cosmopolitan, October 1999)

do-do brain n. Someone who isn’t that smart. Derived from the term do-do, which was a large, flightless bird that is now extinct. "If you hadn’t been such a do-do brain, you probably would have gotten at least a C on the exam."

dogg n. A good friend. Slang for good friend, used by many teenagers. Derived from dog, man’s best friend, used by males to describe their relationships. Started in many inner city gangs and was picked up through rap music and television. “Where my dogg’s at?” “What’s up dogg?”

dogpile n. The act of ten or more males jumping upon one victim in a centralized location. The dogpile is done to commemorate a special event like a date or a birthday, or it can be done to teach someone a lesson. Primarily used by males, this term has been known to be used by some females also. This term originated years ago by a postmaster who described the way his employees fought It has now come to be known in its present form as a pile instead of the act of fighting. "Steve felt the immense weight of the Dogpile as he silently stared at the carpet just inches from his eyes."

dome noun Cranium, or simply, the head. The shape of the head is no doubt what led it to be called a dome by my friend. He thought all of the sports domes he saw on TV looked like the top of a head so he started calling heads domes. I was walking through the Dow earlier and a basketball hit me right in the dome.

dooflickee n. A device used to control the video disc player in Van Wylen Library. Originally used by Prof. Dave Zwart of the Education Department at Hope College when looking for the remote to this machine. "Where is the dooflickee? We are always losing it." (Prof. Dave Zwart)

dookie v. intr. The act of excreting solid waste matter out of the rear portion of one’s body. This word originated at a Young Life camp in Minnesota about four years ago. It is used as a phrasal verb in reference to the action itself (i.e. "taking a bath."). "What are you doing?" "I’m taking a dookie!"

dope adj. Intoxicatingly wonderful. Cited in the movie Clueless in the phrase: "You know, that would be so dope." Perhaps only a californism. Most likely in derives from the noun dope, meaning a narcotic, thus implying that what it describes is wonderful enough to give someone a high.

dorkatora n. A high register synonym for “dork,” used to refer to someone who enjoys something, usually intellectual, that typically isn’t enjoyable. “Only a dorkatora would enjoy translating French poetry.”

-dounini suffix, forms noun. Escapist. Placed at the end of a noun to tell from what there is to escape. Derives from a mispronunciation of Houdini. “You are such a homeworkdounini, if you don’t start working you aren’t going to do well in your class.”

download n. To keep a secret is to put it in the download. This term is used by the children in elementary school. They may tell a friend something and then say, "Keep it in the download."

dropper n. A good-looking woman. The term comes from the phrase “drop-dead gorgeous.”

drunk walk n. Used to describe the way the crowd walks home from the bars is Belmar, New Jersey. Most of the bars in Belmar are located on 16^th avenue, and on the weekends, the college students walk from bar to bar. At the end of the night, most of them are not sober enough to find their way back home, and it is a sight to see them stumble. "Lenor, only five more months and then we will be doing the drunk walk!" "It’s Friday, let’s watch the drunk walk begin!"

drurtle n. A turtle being used as a dreidl, as seen on turtlehomes.org. A very rare species, Myrtle is the only known drurtle in the world. Invented by Melissa Taylor in November 2002.

DTR (determining the relationship) n. A Hope College phrase used in describing a discussion with two members of the opposite sex that are in a committed relationship. Often takes place at Centennial Park. “It looks like Sue and Mike are having a DTR at the park.”

dubbya n. A stupid person. Developed from the nickname given to George W. Bush. Believed to be coined on the television show Saturday Night Live. "Jack can’t locate France on a world map. He’s such a dubbya."

duck butt n. A type of haircut that makes the back of the head look like the posterior of a waterfowl creature. The hair is feathered and comes to an angular point about mid-scalp. The hair appears to be messy and chaotic. Typically seen in female hairstyles that are short. Term used by most college students to describe the carefree, wild look usually worn by sorority members. Also used as a verb. "Do you like my new haircut? I cut it short so that I can duck butt it. Isn’t it cute?"

ducky adv. Describes something that is good or going well. Commonly used with sarcastic overtones so its meaning changes to something negative. When used sarcastically, it refers to something that is going a lot worse than you thought it would. When asked how they are doing, someone might reply "Oh, I’m just ducky. I slept through my alarm, missed my first class, and forgot to study for my test."

duh-duh-duh 1. adj. Spacey or wild, distracted state of mind. "She came into the room and was all duh-duh-duh." 2. n.phrase Replacement for something spoken. "So, he said something about liking her and duh-duh-duh and I said….." May have originated as shortened form of the phrase yadda yadda yadda from the sitcom "Seinfeld." Used primarily by girls, who are speaking frequently and rapidly.

dumbass, n. 1. An expression of ridicule towards another person for particularly stupid behavior. “Sean microwaved his fork? What a dumbass.” 2. Dismissive term used for irritating or unliked individuals. “I don’t talk to Chelsea—she’s just a dumbass.” 3. a sarcastic but friendly nickname between friends, particularly when one has done something quirky. “You’re such a dumbass.”

Dutch oven, n. The act of passing gas (farting) under the blankets in bed and holding someone under the covers to smell. Commonly used as a practical joke. “When my wife got into bed, I lifted the blankets to trap her in the Dutch oven.”

dyno vb. Used by sport rock climbers in describing a spontaneous movement from one hold to another. "I dynoed from this seriously negative mono-pocket to this huge jug and pulled through to the chains."

easter egg n. A surprising event hidden in an interactive computer program to be found by the user, often introducing events or characters from outside the program in question. Most commonly found in video games and flash animations. Developed from the traditional definition of a plastic easter egg, where an unknown surprise lurks inside a program “shell.” I found the easter egg in Mario Brothers where Link from the Legend of Zelda makes a surprise appearance.

el n. This is an abbreviated or short way of saying telephone. People use this term widely for their telephones. The word originated in the Chrysler, Detroit plant. "Johnny, some girl is on the el for you."

Elwayesque adj. Used in reference to any play made by a quarterback in which her takes the ball and runs it himself, not fearing tackle. Derived from the name of the former great quarterback of the Denver Broncos, John Elway. This word was originated by my boyfriend and myself, and is used by those with whom we watch football. "Aw yeah, did you see that play? That was so Elwayesque!"

emo n. [shortened emotional adj. from emotional hardcore n.] A musical genre that stemmed from punk music and is characterized by the dramatic use of intensive, breathy, and emotional vocals, loud/soft dynamics, and abstract, personal poetic lyrics. It usually attempts to invoke a dramatic emotional response. Adj. Pertaining to emo. “Norm Schaefer, Burling Airlines’ ‘Mission Control!’ is a tuneful, passionate effort that represents the emo movement at its very best.”

face, n. A term of endearment. Created and used habitually by the third floor Columbia wing of Phelps Hall during the 2003-2004 school year at Hope College. Is still used by the former residents involved. “You’re such a face.” Or, as part of someone’ name: “Jane Doeface.” A lazy version of “You rock my face off.”

faded adj. Used to describe a person after he or she has become too intoxicated. The lack of clarity after and during an extensive drinking binge. Probably derived from one of the original meanings of the word “faded:” “to lose strength or freshness; wither.” Used mostly by high school and college students who regularly attend parties that involve the consumption of alcohol. “I’m kinda faded but I feel alright/ thinkin’ ‘bout making my move tonight” (lyrics to Soul Decision’s pop song “Faded”). “I don’t know if he made it home last night, he was pretty faded when I left the party.”

fakebake v. intrans. To tan in a tanning bed. Origin unknown. "If you fakebake too often, you’re going to end up with skin like leather."

falickuli n. Something that has been flicked, flung, or thrown. A term used by some elementary school children. A comment after someone has thrown a piece of paper at someone else. "The falickuli is stuck in her hair, and she doesn’t even know it."

fanboy n. A person who is excessively devoted to a particular form of media entertainment, i.e., films, music, comics, television shows, etc. This fanaticism is blind, unreasoning, unwavering, and such devotees have an astounding store of useless, obscure trivia stored in their heads. Originally used to describe the more rabid comic book fans; it has since spread to other genres of entertainment. Derogatory. All he knows is Star Trek. What a hopeless fanboy.

fangoriously adv. To accomplish an action using sharp teeth. First known use was by Strongbad on Homestarrrunner.com. Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster! (Strongbad).

fart trick n. The act of relieving flatulence at will or on command. A masterful trick performed by one Hartwell Henry Gary IV, a Hope College senior. It is an act done to liven up parties or just to give Hartwell’s friends a good laugh. It is a disgusting funny act that resembles, if done at length, the sound of speaking in tongues in an abnormally low voice.

fat adj. A derogatory, but not excessively taboo, term generally meaning "stupid." Also occurs in two other n. forms: "fatty" and "fatso." "You’re so fat! Wear your own socks next time!"

Fatty-Fatty-Boom-Ba-Latty n. Refers to a person who is wearing bulky clothing or an unflattering lack of clothing, which makes them feel or look unusually fat. Usually used in reference to oneself, amongst the women in my household. Term originated on a night when my sister (who uses rhymed outbursts frequently) was having trouble finding a suitable outfit and bursted out boldly but in good humor, "I’m a Fatty-Fatty Boom-Ba-Latty."

f-bomb n. A term used when one does not wish to use the often vulgar expletive, f*#k. Is also used when one is referring to another’s speech that did contain the expletive. Was possibly derived the same way as the term, “l-bomb,” by people who wish to shorten a strong, often harsh, term to make it less conspicuous. “Did you hear her? She dropped the f-bomb on her mother!”

fedak v. The act of borrowing or taking something, most likely money, with no intention of repaying. This is usually discovered later on, once the loaner becomes disgruntled. Coined at Hope College in 2000 by the friends and colleagues of Ben Fedak, who are still awaiting their refunds. "Don’t loan that kid anything. He fedaked twenty dollars off me last year and still hasn’t paid me back."

finita v. Getting ready to do something. Response from a young person to an adult. "I’m finita." A sass-back term not showing much respect. "I’m finita to do that homework assignment."

FIT acronym Means “food in teeth”. Often used by younger generation girls when they are asking a friend to make sure they do not have any dinner left in their teeth. “Hey, Erica, FIT?”

flab grab n A test using a fat-pinching machine to see how much body fat a person has; used by high schoolers who must endure the test. "Do I have to do the flab grab?" The mechanism used to perform the test becomes the flabber grabber.

flavor v. A word that means like or appreciate. Commonly used among college males who are trying to talk to females. Developed by a freshman who was trying to enter a fraternity. Tell me what’s your flavor? Who do you flavor?

floatie n. Floatation device used by children while swimming. Includes inflated armbands, Styrofoam bubble belts, and the inner tubes sewn into children’s swimming suits. Used often by lifeguards, swim instructors, and parents. "Come put on your floaties before you go in the deep end honey."

floss n. Expensive material belongings used purposely to flaunt how much money a person has. Examples are nice cars, jewelry, big houses, or expensive clothes. Derived from the adjective “flossy”, meaning fancy or showy. Used mostly by R & B music artists. “If I want floss, I got my own.” (Jennifer Lopez, My Love Don’t Cost a Thing)

flubber n. Excess body fat. Combination of words ‘fat’ and ‘blubber.’ "Don’t poke my flubber!" "I need to work out, look at this flubber."

flush n. Dunk, slam-dunk, slam-bam jam. Flush in this meaning was coined by George Blaha, voice of the Detroit Pistons. May be related to the definition in Webster’s New World Dictionary, "to fly up suddenly," or to the act of flushing a toilet. "Grant Hill with the flush!"

flyaways n. Individual hairs that stick out of a smooth, straight hairstyle; hairs that will not lay flat. These hairs are usually shorter than the rest of the hair and often make one’s hair look damaged or frizzy. Commonly used in women’s magazines such as Cosmopolitan and Glamour and by women when speaking about their hair. Derived from a combination of the words “fly” and “away,” as it is describing hairs that seem to be flying away. “I’ve tried hairspray and gel, and I still cannot tame these flyaways!”

flying disc n. Also known as a Frisbee. It is a circular piece of hard plastic, measuring about a foot in diameter, with a lip running around the circumference on one side. May be shortened to "disc." The Dictionary of American Regional English also sites this phrase as a reference to pancakes. Possibly coined from the shape of the object, combined with its intended purpose. Used by players of Ultimate Frisbee, it is considered to be a more technical term than the common "Frisbee." "I still have my flying disc from my first Ultimate tourney. In fact, the disc is hanging on my way and no one is allowed to touch it."

footy-pajamas n. Sleepwear that are one piece with sock-like coverings connected and covering the feet. Used by mothers and fathers with small children and in turn, by their children. "Go and put on your footy-pajamas and get ready for bed."

for shizzle /fo’ ‘shi-zl/ adv. Term used in place of definitely, for sure, for real. Possibly originated with a number of other terms first used by Snoop Dogg. Was mainly used in rap or by rappers, but is now used by many of the younger generation, not necessarily associated with rap circles. “I just failed that test for shizzle.” “He’s losing it this time for shizzle!”

for-fun-book n. A book read for entertainment or during times of leisure, often the opposite of a textbook. Used by the girls of VanVleck Hall, 3^rd floor, 1998-1999, uncertain origin. Developed based upon the idea that these books were those read just for fun, as opposed to for the purpose of study so, that when one would say "I am going to read my book now," there would be no confusion as to which type of book the person was reading. It was either a school book/textbook or a for-fun-book. "After reading my bio for class, I am going to take a break and read my for-fun-book for ten minutes or so."

frag v.t. The act of having one’s computer game avatar killed. Usually applied during first person shooters like Half-Life. Probably related to a “frag,” short for fragmentation grenade, and the death resulting from the grenade. “Ben just fragged me again with the assault rifle.”
n. The event of killing a computer game player’s avatar, usually in a first person shooter. Mike has been playing for three hours and doesn’t have a single frag.

fraggle n. Modern-day hippie (male or female) in Northern California who is unwanted by their community. Used by middle to upper class community members as a derogatory comment toward young adults who dress, speak, and act differently. "That girl at the coffee shop is such a fraggle. Did you see that long, torn skirt she was wearing? And that hair? Oh, she is definitely a fraggle-pure flower child."

franglais n. The use of both French and English in the same sentence. Used among French students across the United States. When I spoke franglias, no one could understand me.

freak nasty n. A person of either gender who has little or no dancing ability and yet proceeds to freak a member of the opposite sex. The common usage is the same as "freak." "I can’t believe how cool he thinks he is, he’s not…he’s a freak nasty!"

freak v. tr. To dance in close proximity with a member of the opposite sex. Freaking can vary in degrees of coordination and inebriation. Often used at dance clubs, parties, and social gatherings involving music. "That guy over there just came over and started freaking me."

freeballin’ intrans.v. Not wearing underwear. Specifically when males do not wear underwear. Commonly used by college-age males while talking in their rooms. "Yeah man, I’m freeballin’ today."

fresh adj. To describe somebody who looks good. Commonly used among teenagers who are describing the opposite sex. Developed by the cafeteria lunch lady. That girl is fresh. I love Billy because he is so fresh.

frickin-a interject. An expression used to express anger or frustration. Commonly used by high school or college-age students when they release anger. Developed by those, who do not like to use curse words. "Frickin-a! I can’t believe that paper is due tomorrow. I thought it was due next week."

Frisbee-dance, n. A Frisbee golf tradition practiced by certain Hope College factions. It involves spinning a Frisbee on top of the fire hydrant of the second-to-last hole of the course and dancing for the duration of the spin. “You have to do the frisbee-dance.”
v. The act of performing this dance. “We have to frisbee-dance before we can end the round.”

fritz out, v. To lose one’s cool completely. Probably derived from the usage of “on the fritz” to describe malfunctioning appliances. “Before her exam, Kim totally fritzed out.” Can also be used without a preposition. “Watch out—Sara’s fritzing.”
adj. Describes the state of being utterly hysterical. It’s just burnt cookies; don’t look so fritzed. “After the HEL exam, Meg look fritzed out.”

frolth n. [a combinaton of frisbee adj. and golf n.] A game in which a Frisbee is thrown at an object protruding from the ground (typically a pole or tree). The aim is to fling the Frisbee at the protruding object and hit it with the fewest possible tosses to achieve the goal. Syn. Frisbee golf. “Grab your frisbee; we are going to play a round of frolth.”

front butt n. A term used to describe an obese person’s pelvic area. Is especially enhanced when the person wears sagging pants or stretch pants. Sometimes the term is changed to sound more humorous, “fronta butta.” This variation of the spelling originated from a Hope College student. “Is that woman pregnant or does she have front butt?”

front door ministry n. The church evangelizing through preaching. "We will use the front door ministry to reach out to people."

fudgie n. A tourist at Mackinac Island. A term used by residents of the Island to refer to tourists because of their enjoyment and continual buying of Mackinac Island fudge. "It’s time for the Fudgies to return."

fupa adj. Fat, chubby, bellied. Derived from Fat Upper Pelvic Area. "He’s a bit fupa."

G n. A compliment expressing an elevated level of coolness. Used in the American pop culture music world as well as in large cities. Developed from the expression, “What’s up G?” which also referred to a person as G. “I love her. You a G girl.” (Destiny’s Child speaking about Whitney Houston during a television interview with MTV, October 2001)

gangles n. Extremely long and slender arms. This term may come from the word gangling, which means “loosely built.” This term is commonly used amongst athletes, especially basketball players. “That girl has some gangles; you better watch our or she might block your shot!”

gank vb. To steal or to take something away from someone else. "I can't believe someone ganked my favorite hat."

gaposis n. The condition that arises when the fabric between the buttons on a shirt does not lie flat and instead comes apart to expose the skin. "I shouldn’t have worn this shirt without something under it, I have been experiencing gaposis."

garbage-gubbler n. This word refers to a garbage disposal. This word originated in College East Apartment C-2 after someone who had never had a garbage disposal referred to the disposal as a "garbage-gubbler." "Put the egg-shells down the garbage-gubbler. They will sharpen the blades."

gark n. 1. A stinky residue left over from sucking one’s thumbs or fingers. "My nephew woke up with gark all over his thumb. I wish he would stop sucking his thumb when he goes to bed, all that gark is disgusting!" 2. Any type of junk that is in the way. "When referring to the clutter on her desk, Lisa asked, ‘Where did all this gark come from.’"

geeked v. intr. To be excited about something (an event). Used primarily by teenagers. "I’m geeked about the party this weekend."

get jacked v. intr. To become as muscularly huge as possible by lifting weights and exercising. Derived from the noun “jack”, meaning a laborer. Originated from weightlifting fanatics around the gym as a phrase of encouragement. Mainly used by males. “Hey Josh, let’s go to the gym and get jacked.”

ghetto adj. An expression used to convey distaste or disgust. Often heard in the expression "That’s ghetto." The exact origin of this word in uncertain. It was used frequently among residents of Gilmore hall during the 1998-1999 school year at Hope College. The term was used often when expression disgust toward harsh homework assignments or any other random act of cruelty or misfortune brought upon one of the residents. "I just got an assignment to write a ten-page paper by Friday!" "That’s ghetto!"

ghetto booty n. A very large, protrusive buttocks. Origin unknown. "Check out the ghetto booty on that girl."

gigungous adj. Huge, really big. "That is a gigungous assignment our professor expects us to do." The term comes from combining the beginning of the word gigantic and the end of the word humungous.

gizmomania n. 1. When a person is crazy for Garth Brooks. 2. Also used when referring to really fizzy pop that has frozen and exploded.

go halfsies, v.i. 1. Any sharing or dividing of a whole amount or responsibility, esp. monetary cost, among several people to diffuse the cost. “I'll drive and go halfsies on gas.” or “Hey Baby, Wanna Go Halfsies on a Bastard Child?”

goat n. The code word for an young attractive boy wearing baggy pants, loose fitting shirt, and carrying a skateboard. His laugh resembles that of a goat’s neigh. Created to be discreet when talking about boys at the mall or beach. Used among teenage California girls. "Look at that goat over there. He’s so cute." "I can’t wait to pet goats in California."

God/ess 1. n. A deity or divine spirit. Coined by feminist theologians for the purpose of using the term God without evoking exclusively masculine or feminine imagery. Used primarily in writing by feminists and theologians. "Christians recognize the awesome power of God/ess." 2. adj. A school of thought compatible with the idea of a non-gender-specified deity. "God/ess theology."

God-thing n. A feat, or event that appears impossible by human standards. Originated by a Lutheran pastor in the Detroit area, "God-thing" is becoming more frequent in many church circles. It serves as a modernized equivalent to "miracle." "The success of this revival can only be called a God-thing."

golly interj. Used by servers at the Mermaid when something that is obvious is said. A few years ago someone may have used the figure of speech ‘no duh’ after they were told something they already knew. Now, if it were 90 degrees outside, and someone made the statement it was hot, a server would reply, "Golly," as Gomer Pyle would in the Andy Griffith show.

goober n. A collection of snot in the nostril. A derivative of booger. "Look at that massive green goober hanging from his nose."

good lookin’ Phrase used in place of terms of agreement. i.e. "that will work," "go ahead," or "thank you."

goofy adv. A stance on a snowboard where the left foot is leading, positioned first and towards the bottom of the hill/mountain, on the board. Past meanings mean "to be stupid or silly." The base word, "goof," can also mean "to make a mistake." To stand with your right foot forward on the snowboard is referred to as "regular." Taking it further, "irregular" could lead to "mistake." This word is part of the common vocabulary for snowboarders and most who are familiar with the sport of snowboarding. If you were to purchase a snowboard, the sales representative would more than likely refer to the left-foot-leading stance with this term. "When snowboarding, I find that I am more comfortable riding goofy."

goophily adv. To act extremely happy or content. "When the young boy is around girls, he acts goophily." This word is just a more creative and fun way to say "goofy." This word is slang.

goozy, n. 1. a large and probably gelatinous accretion of potentially unclassifiable matter. Referring to a melty chocolate sculpture of his head: "‘It’s a chocolate goozy!’” First known usage on an episode of All That, a show on Nickelodeon. Most likely a portmanteaux in origin, blending “oozy,” “goo,” and “doozie.”
adj. 1. the quality of gelatinous, slimy substances that appeals especially to little boys. most frequently used to rhyme with “oozy,” suggesting reduplicative origin. “Then, that oozy goozy plate of creamed peas can be edited to perfection as Junior so sweetly spoons them into his nose.”

grill n. A person’s mouth. Used among teenagers. "That’s a nice grill you have." This could also be used in reference to someone’s bad mouth. As if to say something someone said is naughty. "Don’t you ever open your grill and say things like that again."

gritter n. Someone who is generally lower class; would attend monster truck rallies, wear jeans with holes and heavy metal rock band t-shirts. These individuals are usually pretty greasy. You would use this word in a phrase such as "What a gritter."

groaner adj. Used to describe anything capable of evoking a groan of disgust, as in a terrible joke, a tacky outfit, etc. "That hot pink sweater is such a groaner."

gump n. A person who appears to have the intelligence of the character Forrest Gump from the movie Forrest Gump, one who may have less than average intelligence. This term was created by people of the Generation X era in order to belittle others, even their friends at times. This term is not be confused with "gumption," which mean resourcefulness. "Hey, look at that gump tripping over his shoelaces."

guns n. Front upper arm muscles, particularly biceps. Used in casual atmospheres. Most likely it has its origin in bodybuilding communities. An association from the word guns as in artillery in that both can do damage. A person with strong biceps appears to be capable of harm, and a gun is certainly capable of harm. "Come to the bug guns body contest."

guttal adj. Instinctual, reacting to a situation based on a gut feeling. Betty Currie’s testimony before the grand jury in reference to Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky’s relationship: "It was guttal. I had nothing to base it on other than gut."

half-halt v.tr. Jargon used to refer to the pulling and releasing of the reigns of a bridal while riding a horse to gets its attention (by the tugging and releasing on the bit) before asking the horse to perform a certain skill. It is used by most English style horseback riders and continues to circulate in the horse world. "Before asking your horse to canter, gently half-halt to tell him you are going to do something."

hand of hate n. Statement made about an individual that has annoyed you. Category in which you put hose you dislike. The movement of lifting your hand outward, palm up, is a standard like to this expression. Used among members of the Hope Community. Inspired by Glyn Williams (’98) in the Anchor office. "She would not give me an interview because it conflicted with her beliefs. The hand of hate is now open."

handi n. A term used widely throughout Europe, by the younger generation, to describe what we call a cellular phone. Originates from the English word, “hand,” where the object is carried or held to the ear for use. May also originate from the English word “handy”, meaning it is simple and convenient. Is often mixed with the native language of the European using the term. “Is that your handi ringing?”

hanjauch adj. An individual or group of individuals, who are misbehaving. "The hanjauchs were caught in class passing notes." The origin of this word is from some Dutch in West Michigan.

hard candy n. An expression similar to "too bad" or "tough luck." Used by women to add to the same category as the common expression "Oh Fudge!" "Well, that’s just hard candy for you then isn’t it?"

hardcore adj. Used to describe someone who is adventurous and free-spirited. Someone that enjoys living in a rustic and sometimes dangerous manner. Typically used by outdoor enthusiasts to describe someone who does things to the extreme. "Dude! Look at that guy! He is climbing the face of a 2000 ft. sheer granite wall without using ropes while writing a novel! Now that is one hardcore guy!"

haus n. A large gluttonous object or person. Used by select females of the 20-something age group. "If I eat that cookie dough, I’m going to turn into a haus."

haxor, also haxxor, hakzor, h4x0r, h4><0r, h4)(0r, h4}{0r, or ha))((or, n. 1. A hacker. One skilled in computer programming, esp. as related to illicit system manipulation on the internet. Used especially by first generation computer geeks, who have since distanced themselves from the term. Developed from the web-techie dialect “leet,” which frequently adds z and x in replacement of s or ks sounds, and -or for -er. “If a hacker is there, just type: admin_vote_kick player, and if people are smart they will press 1 and the hakzor is gone.” 2. Any elite player, usually by self-designation, of online videogames, esp. the first-person shooter genre. “1 b3 d4 l33t H4><0R \/\/H0 0w|\|Z y00 4||! (I be da leet haxor who ownz you all!)” 3. A joking, derisive or mocking designation for anyone who poses as a computer hacker or elite gamer, but is probably just a 13 year-old wannabe with no social life. “The zero instead of O in the name indicates that the author, like "SaT[A]NiC" below, is a 1337 h4><0r who is way kewler than u, d00d.”
v.t. 1. To hack a computer or system. “I’ll send a trojan to you TFS!!!! SHIT MAN LOOK OUT THE UBER NOOBIX IS OUT TO HAKZOR j00! 2. To dominate or make a kill in online video games, sometimes with the implication of running scripts to cheat. “D00d, U g0t h4xor3d by n4des!” (Dude, you got haxored by (gre)nades) 3. To dominate in any other sense.
adj. 1. Properties belonging to a hacker or elite gamer, esp. with reference to “skillz.” “Sure there's only two of them, but we got l33t hakzor skillz, and we'll wipe the floor with them." 2. The property of any item or individual that dominates or conquers in the online gaming or techie world: “WE ALL KNOW THAT THE M4 !$ 4N 1337 HAKZOR G|_|N!!!” (We all know that the m4 is an leet hakzor gun!!!)